# Saddle up for a hellride: Chronicles of Amber coming to TV!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 21, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517 "2016-07-21T19:39:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/41 "2016-07-28T04:11:11Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> If I got to have my druthers I’d be very happy to see Idris Elba as Benedict.

HELL, yes! That’d (somewhat) make up for his not getting to be James Bond.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/42 "2016-07-28T04:57:10Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> If I got to have my druthers I’d be very happy to see Idris Elba as Benedict.

Love Idris Elba, but Benedict’s description doesn’t even come close - he’s supposed to be scarecrow slim for one thing. However I admit to a bias as I had the [Illustrated Zelazny](https://www.amazon.com/Illustrated-Roger-Zelazny/dp/0441365256) as a kid with all the Prince trumps as done by Gray Morrow from the book descriptions. As a result I pretty much have those images fixed in my head, so any [Benedict](http://www.flickriver.com/photos/redreplicant/14466032366/) that doesn’t look sorta like that is a fail for me ;).

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/43 "2016-07-28T05:01:54Z")

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> [@Baal\_Houtham](#):
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> Maybe the religious issues are seen as a problem. Maybe the Pseudo-Hindu gods would alienate multiple religious communities, but jeez - Demons. Descents into Hellwell. The Assassin battling Death. The Buddha outwitting death. Agni striking with mile-long fire. Cinematic as hell.

Not to mention the one major Christian in the book gets stuck in a pseudo-villain role ( i.e. Nirriti the Black ).

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/44 "2016-07-28T06:29:38Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Love Idris Elba, but Benedict’s description doesn’t even come close - he’s supposed to be scarecrow slim for one thing. However I admit to a bias as I had the [Illustrated Zelazny](https://www.amazon.com/Illustrated-Roger-Zelazny/dp/0441365256) as a kid with all the Prince trumps as done by Gray Morrow from the book descriptions. As a result I pretty much have those images fixed in my head, so any [Benedict](http://www.flickriver.com/photos/redreplicant/14466032366/) that doesn’t look sorta like that is a fail for me ;).

Those are from the '70s, right? In the 21st century, I think the characters should not look like they’re in prog-rock bands. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/45 "2016-07-28T06:54:23Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> Those are from the '70s, right? In the 21st century, I think the characters should not look like they’re in prog-rock bands. 😉

Blame Zelazny! That’s exactly how he described the trumps and their layout in the first chapter. But yeah, he _was_ writing them in the 1970’s :p.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/46 "2016-07-28T08:10:54Z")

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Whereas in the [Visual Guide to Castle Amber,](http://www.kulichki.com/moshkow/ZELQZNY/visual_amber/) Benedict looked like [Samurai Jackson Browne](http://www.kulichki.com/moshkow/ZELQZNY/visual_amber/benedict.jpg) (and Corwin looked \*exactly \*like an [underrated James Bond](http://www.kulichki.com/moshkow/ZELQZNY/visual_amber/corwin.jpg)).

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Ace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@Johnny\_Ace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Ace)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/47 "2016-07-28T08:50:44Z")

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Corwin…Josh Hartnett  
Oberon…Bryan Cranston  
Flora…Katie Holmes  
Fiona…in a nod to GoT, Emilia Clarke  
Gèrard…Steve Austin  
Random…really like the idea of Jamie Bell  
Benedict…another Benedict, Cumberbatch  
Caine…Eddie Redmayne (no, not Random)  
Julian…Rupert Everett  
Deidre…Isla Fisher

(and no, I didn’t see the trailer till after this…)

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/48 "2016-07-28T14:41:27Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Corwin looked \*exactly \*like an [underrated James Bond](http://www.kulichki.com/moshkow/ZELQZNY/visual_amber/corwin.jpg)).

Looks like some illustrator was a[Flash Gordon](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/86/32/e4/8632e4fefdc4de61b7100bcffdd7fd27.jpg) fan…just gave him a shave :).

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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/49 "2016-07-28T18:43:40Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Not to mention the one major Christian in the book gets stuck in a pseudo-villain role ( i.e. Nirriti the Black ).

…and to shoot down the concept even more, the hero changes bodies!

**Carnivorous Plant** : From memory I believe the bird, Garuda?, was mechanical.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2016, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/saddle-up-for-a-hellride-chronicles-of-amber-coming-to-tv/760517/50 "2016-07-28T19:20:04Z")

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> [@Baal\_Houtham](#):
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> …and to shoot down the concept even more, the hero changes bodies!
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> **Carnivorous Plant** : From memory I believe the bird, Garuda?, was mechanical.

Thank you.

Good point, more actors, higher budget.  
Dammit, I want to hear “And then the fit hit the Shan” on the big screen!

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