# Sadism Dominance Masochism and Bondage Inc. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675 "2000-08-09T05:13:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/1 "2000-08-09T05:13:37Z")
“Here at SDMB Inc. we pride ourselves on having the best fetish accessories for all ages. We’ve been providing for America’s kink needs for over a hundred years, and we know out business. So when you think whip, think SDMB. And remember, if it doesn’t leave our logo on your partner’s ass, it’s not SDMB certified.” ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/2 "2000-08-09T05:16:27Z")
Oh my! LMAO! I can’t believe you, Freak! ---
**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/3 "2000-08-09T05:27:36Z")
Wow, I knew this place was good for something! ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/4 "2000-08-09T07:31:59Z")
"And do you know how much you can get it for? Would you believe me if I said 19.95? That’s right, just 19.95! And if you order one right now, you’ll get ten minutes of phone sex with one of our operators **free of charge!!!** Call now, the number is 1-800-WHIPPED. Don’t miss this opportunity to own your very own SDMB brand name whip! Nothing makes a mark on your friends like an SDMB whip!" ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/5 "2000-08-09T08:06:58Z")
Dear Mr. Freak F-er and SDMB, Inc. What’d Lex say the other night? “You’re one Sick fucker, you know that?”, or something to that effect…I must concur! (While I’m here, you gotta full length leather catsuit and matching riding crop for Silver? keep it on the downlow though, it’s a surprise) -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/6 "2000-08-09T08:10:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > \*\*(While I’m here, you gotta full length leather catsuit and matching riding crop for Silver? keep it on the downlow though, it’s a surprise) > > -Sam \*\* ::keeps eyes closed so as not to see:: ::wondering why the room suddenly got so quiet:: ::decides it’s empty and leaves:: ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/7 "2000-08-09T08:49:28Z")
GaWd, I never had any doubt of that. BTW, that cat suit will be 19.95. Everything we sell is 19.95. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/8 "2000-08-09T11:00:03Z")
"And remember, Fantastic Fetish Fun brand name paddles just don’t come close to **The Board**. It’s strong, it’s durable, it’s simple. **The Board.** Because when you want something that’ll just get a reply, think FFF. But when you want welts, tears and screams of agony, think SDMB. Besides, who wants to see FFF on their partner’s butt? Call now, operators are standing by." ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/9 "2000-08-09T11:16:46Z")
But Wait! theres more!!Free with Every order!!! your very own SDMB 32 piece feltch straw set!! and for a limited lime we’re offering to have your favourite posters name on each straw! Could we give you anymore?? YES! YES! YES! Order now and get the Catsuit, Whip, Brand, Board and 32-peice decorative Feltching straw collection for the all time lowest price of **$19.95** and during our free phonesex offer, if you dont shoot your muck, you dont owe a buck!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/10 "2000-08-09T11:16:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \* > \*\*"And remember, Fantastic Fetish Fun brand name paddles just don’t come close to **The Board**. It’s strong, it’s durable, it’s simple. > > **The Board.** > > \*\* Yep. I dig what you’re saying. FreakFreely, you are too cool. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/11 "2000-08-09T11:18:11Z")
… I cant help it, I have a problem… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/12 "2000-08-09T11:29:01Z")
“That’s right John, you do have a problem! Your problem is that you have not yet ordered your own SDMB Squick Set completed by a Squick Screw to go along with your collection! I can’t stress the importance of this enough people, you just can’t be a true Squicker unless you get this set. That’s right and now you can get this Squick Set for an all time low, low price of 19.95! That’s right just 19.95!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/13 "2000-08-09T11:30:51Z")
Be sure to stop by MOJO’s massage parlor where out motto is - - - - WE NEVER RUB YOU THE WRONG WAY \* \* \* \* Let out specially trained staff work on any body part, just 19.95 Did you hear what I said? Just $19.95 per part ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/14 "2000-08-09T11:34:22Z")
So, Freaky. Have you ever thought of being one of those guys that do infomercials? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/15 "2000-08-09T11:37:50Z")
“That’s right and here at MOJO’s Massage Parlor if you order our massage for just 19.95 you’ll get a complimentary hand job for just 19.95 plus 19.95 for shipping and handling. Order now!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/16 "2000-08-09T11:38:31Z")
I noticed that in the last message I posted, the word _our_ was misspelled as _out_ three times. It’s just that I find it really hard to type with just one hand. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/17 "2000-08-09T11:42:44Z")
That’s right now at MOJO’s we have a TMFI for you, at just 19.95! That’s right just 19.95! ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/18 "2000-08-09T11:50:46Z")
You wanna change that sig to “I’m a cascading fountain of self-promotion”? 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/19 "2000-08-09T11:53:39Z")
What precisely is a TMFI Do I have one, and more important how badly would I want to be rid of it? ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/20 "2000-08-09T11:55:30Z")
That’s right for just 19.95 we’ll **tell** you what TMFI means. Order now! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675.md?page=2)