# Sadism Dominance Masochism and Bondage Inc.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 9, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675 "2000-08-09T05:13:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/21 "2000-08-09T11:55:36Z")
uhm NO
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/22 "2000-08-09T11:58:40Z")
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> So, Freaky. Have you ever thought of being one of those guys that do infomercials?
That’s right for just 1995k a year I’ll think about it.
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/23 "2000-08-09T11:58:42Z")
Please don’t tell me 'cause it would be
Too Much Freakin Information
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/24 "2000-08-09T12:01:49Z")
Hey! I have a patent on those words! First Napster and now **this?!** That’s right for just 19.95 I’ll sue your ass!
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/25 "2000-08-09T12:12:28Z")
For just $19.95 I’ll tell you how you can reach me
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/26 "2000-08-09T12:36:23Z")
\*\* Well\*\*,
For $19.95, he’ll take his SDMB, Inc. Copyrighted Double-headed, flesh-colored, strap-on Divining rod, which will hunt you down and molest you Like the dog that you are!
-Sam
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/27 "2000-08-09T12:44:35Z")
I just got an email from Larrigan. He’s too shy to ask it here, but he wants one of those **$19.95 fluorescent green vibrating butt plugs**. That’s right, Paddy wants a butt plug.
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/28 "2000-08-09T12:45:24Z")
Ok but only if this is going to hurt. A lot
I would expect nothing less from the leader of the SDMBSDM&B inc
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### Author:  [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/29 "2000-08-09T13:07:09Z")
I hope you guys don’t mind if I hang out in here for a while. I’m trying to avoid the “Goat Porn” thread and…
:eek:
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/30 "2000-08-09T13:16:54Z")
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> \*Originally posted by mojo57 \*
> \*\*…from the leader of the SDMBSDM&B inc \*\*
\*Underlining mine.
What the hell is the SDMBSDM&B inc? It’s the SDMB (Sadism, Dominance, Masochism, and Bondage) Inc. SDMB Inc. M’kay? 😉
So, Freak. What do you have that might interest a gal like me? (No, GaWd, not a cat suit which, BTW, I haven’t gotten yet.) I know! Do you have any French Maid outfits with strategically placed holes? 😃 I think I’m pretty interested in **The Board** too.
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/31 "2000-08-09T13:28:41Z")
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> So, Freak. What do you have that might interest a gal like me? (No, GaWd, not a cat suit which, BTW, I haven’t gotten yet.)
You haven’t gotten it yet?
**Freak!** I gotta talk to you boy!
-Sam
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/32 "2000-08-09T13:57:30Z")
Coldy, just because you want the Strap-on Brander for $19.95
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/33 "2000-08-09T18:48:26Z")
I need a little assistance placing an order.
I’m interested in something from your Nymphs-R-Us
Collection. It’s the “special offer” for $19.95 on Page 69 of your full color catalogue but I’m not real sure exactly what is included. Could you send me a list of contents?
I anxiously await your reply.
SIN (real name, different spelling)
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/34 "2000-08-09T19:29:45Z")
Allow me to reiterate. It is **not** SDMBSDM&B Inc. It _is_ SDMB Inc. (Sadism, Dominance, Masochism, and Bondage Inc. Only one set of SDMB!!) **M’KAY?**
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### Author:  [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/35 "2000-08-09T19:50:47Z")
Obfusciatrist and I will be bringing our set of floggers and spare sets of cuffs. So when are we headed to the Power Exchange, mmmm?
Leather lovers unite!!! All right, Freak!!!
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/36 "2000-08-09T20:00:47Z")
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> Do you have any French Maid outfits with strategically placed holes?
Axtually Silver, here at SDMB Inc., we celebrate all different kinds of sexual practices. Including the dumb ones. But that’s just **sick!** You should be ashamed! I mean. a French Maid outfit?! ::shudder:: WAY too weird! However, we **do** have some munging clamps you might be interested in…
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/37 "2000-08-09T20:06:04Z")
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> \*Originally posted by GaWd \*
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> > So, Freak. What do you have that might interest a gal like me? (No, GaWd, not a cat suit which, BTW, I haven’t gotten yet.)
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> You haven’t gotten it yet?
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> **Freak!** I gotta talk to you boy!
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> -Sam \*\*
I’m sorry GaWd, but you did **not** pay the required 19.95 for shipping and handling. So instead we gave it to the Toys For Tots drop-off. Thank you for your charitable contribution.
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### Author:  [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/38 "2000-08-09T20:14:16Z")
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> \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \*
> \*\*BTW, that cat suit will be 19.95. Everything we sell is 19.95. \*\*
Great prices Freek. Hmmm… let’s see, I’ll take 3 Dommes in a cat suit.
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/39 "2000-08-09T20:33:21Z")
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> \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \*
> \*\*So instead we gave it [MY cat suit!] to the Toys For Tots drop-off. Thank you for your charitable contribution. \*\*
Damn you, Freak! You could have held on to it for a little while. Geez. Hopefully, GaWd will decide to get another. And since you don’t carry French Maid outfits, can I still have **The Board?**
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/40 "2000-08-10T02:50:36Z")
Moe-
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> Great prices Freek. Hmmm… let’s see, I’ll take 3 Dommes in a cat suit.
Three catsuits and three blow-up dommes on the way!
Silver- Sure, and for an extra 19.95 we’ll even beat you with it!
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