# Sadism Dominance Masochism and Bondage Inc.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 9, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675 "2000-08-09T05:13:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/41 "2000-08-10T05:23:31Z")
And now for a limited time only, our “It Grabs You Bag” where you never know what you’ll get! It may be slippery, it may be furry, it may be scaly! So many options, and they’re all here for you folks, and just… you guessed it, 19.95!!! Order now!
Disclaimer: SDMB Inc. will not be held responsible for any casualties and/or maimings caused by “It Grabs You Bag” inhabitants.
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### Author:  [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/42 "2000-08-10T06:00:31Z")
Hey Freak did you get the moderators’ permission to sell your wares? I think that they want a cut of your profits.
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/43 "2000-08-10T07:15:16Z")
Shhhhhhh… I’ll give you a complimentary felch straw if you keep quiet about this…
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### Author:  [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/44 "2000-08-10T13:21:32Z")
Now where can I get one of those 69 page full colour catalogs, Freak?
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### Author:  [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/45 "2000-08-10T17:28:37Z")
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> \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \*
> Three catsuits and three blow-up dommes on the way!
_blow-up_ dommes?!! Darn! Foiled again. As they say “if it’s too good to be true…”
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/46 "2000-08-10T20:17:27Z")
You’re wrong Moe! Here at SDMB Inc., _nothing_ is too good to be true! And _no one_ is too good to beat you!
KimKatt- I’ll send it to you for free! Plus 19.95 shipping and handling of course.
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/47 "2000-08-10T21:35:55Z")
I’ll pay the extra $19.95, but only if you’re the one doing the beating. 😃
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### Author:  [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/48 "2000-08-10T21:41:09Z")
psst! freakfreely…can I model the merchandice?
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/49 "2000-08-10T21:55:13Z")
Silver\_Fire: Gosh, I’d love to. But if I beat you then tubagirl would want a beating and then ColdFire and Byzantine and Mr. Cynical and…
tubagirl- Sure, but your pay will consist of room and **The Board**. Now get to work! I’m not paying you to just stand there! Stretch! Make the outfit look good!
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/50 "2000-08-10T22:03:55Z")
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> \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \*
> \*\*Silver\_Fire: Gosh, I’d love to. But if I beat you then tubagirl would want a beating and then ColdFire and Byzantine and Mr. Cynical and…
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If not you then who? Do I get to pick? Who’s available? This is all very important information that I’ll need before I make my decision.
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/51 "2000-08-10T22:44:01Z")
Our catalogue of masters, mistresses and subs can be found right [here.](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/)
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### Author:  [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/52 "2000-08-10T23:08:17Z")
I want:
1 Hard rubber spiked dildo
3 Electric nipple clips
2 Realistic feeling blow-up dolls
1 Bottle of Orange Juice
1 Garden Hose
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 10, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/53 "2000-08-10T23:11:29Z")
Well, now I have to choose between Mr. Cynical and GaWd. Decisions, decisions. Maybe I won’t pay the extra cash.
And, since you don’t have the outfit I wanted, I’ll take a collar, a pair of handcuffs, a whip, a leash, and 6 feet of rope. Did you get all that?
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/54 "2000-08-11T04:12:26Z")
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> 1 Hard rubber spiked dildo
> 3 Electric nipple clips
> 2 Realistic feeling blow-up dolls
> 1 Bottle of Orange Juice
> 1 Garden Hose
And a partridge in a pear tree? Ok, I can get for you these things. So long as you don’t ask me why we have the garden hose. And it’s nipple **clamps** , not nipple clips.
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> I’ll take a collar, a pair of handcuffs, a whip, a leash, and 6 feet of rope.
Handcuffs **and** six feet of rope?! Who the hell are you restraining, The Incredible Hulk? No wait, I forgot about our don’t ask don’t tell.
We’ll be sending them any minute now (which is to say, as soon as we get our money).
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2000, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/55 "2000-08-11T12:12:10Z")
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> \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \*
> \*\*Handcuffs **and** six feet of rope?! Who the hell are you restraining, The Incredible Hulk? \*\*
Don’t ask, don’t tell my ass. Who am I restraining, you say? Well, that all depends on who decides they’d like to take **The Board** to me. 😃
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2000, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/56 "2000-08-11T12:25:38Z")
I’d like to order the “Unicorn” combination chinband/headhand with dildo attached. Gift wrapped please. I’t going to make someone very happy.
Also 2 industrial size cans of pudding,
1 chocolate, I butt-r-scotch
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/57 "2000-08-11T13:24:10Z")
Silver - Well, I **was** going to send you **The Board** , now I’m afraid you’ll tie up the Fed-Ex as soon as he takes it to you… I’m not sure if they could sue us for that, but it’s best not to take the chance…
mojo -
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> I’d like to order the “Unicorn” combination chinband/headhand with dildo attached.
Actually, we prefer to call it “The Headbanger”. It’s on the way.
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### Author:  [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/58 "2000-08-11T16:51:47Z")
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> \*Originally posted by FreakFreely \*
> \*\*Our catalogue of masters, mistresses and subs can be found right [here.](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/) \*\*
Ahhh, now this is more like it. Decisions, decisions.
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 11, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/59 "2000-08-11T19:49:17Z")
Well you know, if you can’t decide, you can always just get more than one at a time. They’re only 19.95 each.
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### Author:  [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2000, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sadism-dominance-masochism-and-bondage-inc/28675/60 "2000-09-06T02:08:07Z")
“and during our free phonesex offer, if you dont shoot your muck, you dont owe a buck!!”
Do you realize this line made me laugh out loud in the middle of a law library?!?!?!
I gotta buy my own computer…
Patty
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