For those of you who, like me, consider a medium-rare burger food and a medium-well burger leather, here’s a nice rule of thumb if your primary concern is food safety with a secondary concern that it’s food and not shoe leather:
Only eat medium rare burgers from reputable establishments who fresh-grind their beef on the premises.
If you don’t have that luxury, then you have to decide between a good meal and avoiding food poisoning, and of course which of those is the greatest good for you is not for others to decide. I personally consider the risk of food poisoning pretty small, the severity of a typical case grossly over-exaggerated by the media, and the better choice to be to take the risk of eating contaminated food. But that’s me. When I travel overseas it sort of resets my perspective on exactly how (non-) “dangerous” it is to eat in the US.
For most bacterial-related food-born illnesses the quantity of ingested pathogens makes a significant difference. Therefore, freshly ground high-quality beef just doesn’t have time to get a high-enough load of bacteria to make you sick, even though the machinery or hands through which it was processed created a source of contamination. As a practical example, if I’m getting a burger from Fuddruckers or buying fresh-ground raw patties from Costco and they are grinding the beef that day, I never give it a second thought. OTOH a hole in the wall somewhere might tip me over to going with shoe leather. And of course, as has been pointed out, meat is not the only source of food-born illness.
Hyperbole such as “shit in the meat” is simply ignorance about bacteria and food. Under such literary license there is shit on every surface you touch. And perhaps a little more Discovery-channel surfing where those Amazon primitives kill a monkey and eat it when they get back to camp after a few days of walking around in a steamy jungle would do such nervous nellie alarmists some good, in my opinion.
Sure, food poisoning exists. So do many other dangers. Which prudent behaviours to rank into your personal existence is…well, personal. But I always think it’s comical to (for instance) see a smoker worry about food poisoning.
http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/extension/poison.html
*"More than 90 percent of the cases of food poisoning each year are caused by Staphylococcus aureus, Salmonella, Clostridium perfringens, Campylobacter, Listeria monocytogenes, Vibrio parahaemolyticus, Bacillus cereus, and Entero-pathogenic Escherichia coli. These bacteria are commonly found on many raw foods. Normally a large number of food-poisoning bacteria must be present to cause illness. Therefore, illness can be prevented by (1) controlling the initial number of bacteria present, (2) preventing the small number from growing, (3) destroying the bacteria by proper cooking and (4) avoiding re-contamination.
Poor personal hygiene, improper cleaning of storage and preparation areas and unclean utensils cause contamination of raw and cooked foods. Mishandling of raw and cooked foods allows bacteria to grow. The temperature range in which most bacteria grow is between 40 degrees F (5 degrees C) and 140 degrees F (60 degrees C). Raw and cooked foods should not be kept in this danger zone any longer than absolutely necessary. Undercooking or improper processing of home-canned foods can cause very serious food poisoning."*