# Safety hazards that really aren't

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/safety-hazards-that-really-arent/378726>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 1, 2006, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/safety-hazards-that-really-arent/378726 "2006-11-01T14:43:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/safety-hazards-that-really-arent/378726/41 "2006-11-02T16:08:23Z")

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“Hey Lady! Your zipper is down. You don’t want to go scaring the children with that hairy thing, do you?”

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