# ..", said no one ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 31, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435 "2012-10-31T14:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/21 "2012-10-31T19:24:52Z")
Vanderbilt’s football team sure looks good this year! ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/22 "2012-10-31T19:28:24Z")
“Oh _hell_ no, you better move your ass over. It’s MY turn to lie in the wet spot.” ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/23 "2012-10-31T19:30:01Z")
I would like to higher more people to meet the demand for my product, but with this extra 3% I have to pay in taxes, I just can’t afford to! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/24 "2012-10-31T19:33:13Z")
“Put another pot of coffee on, Ethel! The Jehovah’s Witnesses are here!” ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/25 "2012-10-31T19:56:07Z")
Why yes, I do want to look at 100 pictures of your cat on your cell phone. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/26 "2012-10-31T19:56:50Z")
I’m voting for because he robo-called me. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/27 "2012-10-31T20:09:40Z")
I enjoy Apple products because of all the customization options, open market and standards, and freely available development software associated with them. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/28 "2012-10-31T20:10:01Z")
I don’t get invited to enough Tupperware parties. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/29 "2012-10-31T20:12:37Z")
“Oh, boy! An audit notice from the IRS! WHEEEEE!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/30 "2012-10-31T20:21:27Z")
“Lava skiing looks fun. I think I’ll try it.” “Hurray! A non-holiday Monday.” “Obama is a good president.” And topical: “I really hope Gearge Lucas writes, directs and edits the next Star Wars film.” And from me today so it has been said but it’s still good. “My wait is over. Now they can make the Jar-Jar origin trilogy.” ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/31 "2012-10-31T21:17:05Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > “Fred MacMurray’s in my microwave oven.” > > Actually my roommate said that, many years ago. Did you tell him to stop trying to put his burrito in the TV? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/32 "2012-10-31T21:25:33Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > And topical: > > “I really hope Gearge Lucas writes, directs and edits the next Star Wars film.” > > And from me today so it has been said but it’s still good. > > “My wait is over. Now they can make the Jar-Jar origin trilogy.” No doubt you’re referring to the recent news that Disney is going to buy LucasFilms for some uncountable umptybillion rasbukniks, and that Disney is talking of re-booting the Star Wars franchise. Jar-Jar origin trilogy? Exactly the sort of thing Disney would do with it. Remember, these are the same guys who brought us [Little Brave Sambo](http://www.amazon.com/Little-Brave-Sambo-Helen-Bannerman/dp/B000RC2KD6). (ETA: At least, I _think_ that was Disney.) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/33 "2012-10-31T21:31:52Z")
“This is the best election campaign EVER!” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/34 "2012-10-31T21:39:36Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > Johnny Carson’s famous one of these was “Isn’t that the banjo player’s Porsche?” \ Steve Martin \ “No Honey, you should buy us that new surround sound system instead of a diamond ring for me for our 10th Anniversary…” ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/35 "2012-10-31T22:12:02Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Remember, these are the same guys who brought us [Little Brave Sambo](http://www.amazon.com/Little-Brave-Sambo-Helen-Bannerman/dp/B000RC2KD6). 😕 I clicked on that link and discovered that even by 1971 political correctness must have been taking over. The kid on the cover of that book was white. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/36 "2012-10-31T22:50:40Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > 😕 > > I clicked on that link and discovered that even by 1971 political correctness must have been taking over. The kid on the cover of that book was white. Would it make a difference if I told you he was in Oliver’s Army? My contribution: “Gee, that Motif-based GUI looks nice.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/37 "2012-11-01T00:28:18Z")
‘Needs more Jar Jar Binks’ ‘This campaign season was way too short.’ ---
**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/38 "2012-11-01T00:46:45Z")
> [@Finagle](#): > > I wonder what kind of car Steve Martin drives? > [@swampspruce](#): > > \ Steve Martin \ Oh, Steve Martin plays the banjo? I wondered how he could afford to fritter away his time being a world-famous comedian and film star. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/39 "2012-11-01T01:03:52Z")
That’s my favorite meme. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/40 "2012-11-01T01:41:55Z")
> [@kuniboo](#): > > “This is the best election campaign EVER!” > [@Regallag Axe Stuck in the Head](#): > > \ > > ‘This campaign season was way too short.’ Dammit, you took mine! “I wish there were more commercials in my tv shows.” “I wish there was more crap getting in the way of my trying to look at websites.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435.md?page=3)