# ..", said no one ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 31, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435 "2012-10-31T14:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cryptic\_C62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cryptic\_C62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptic_C62)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/41 "2012-11-01T12:54:58Z")
“Huk is known for his one-base Brood Lord play.” ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/42 "2012-11-01T13:16:02Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > I would like to higher more people to meet the demand for my product, but with this extra 3% I have to pay in taxes, I just can’t afford to! Well, they certainly say that in _public_. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/43 "2012-11-01T13:41:20Z")
1. “That Pamela Anderson is the epitome of female beauty, and she’s aging so well.” (can also be applied to any leathery, bleached blond, butterfaced, bony Real Housewives) 1. “Why yes, I have an hour to spare, tell me in detail the plotlines of those Philip K. Dick books you’ve been reading one after another the last few months.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/44 "2012-11-01T16:49:48Z")
I don’t agree with Ayn Rand’s political views, but her actual writing style is brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/45 "2012-11-01T17:13:54Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > I don’t agree with Ayn Rand’s political views, but her actual writing style is brilliant. Oh god, you had me for a second. I went to my subscribed threads and clicked on the newest post in this one, momentarily forgetting which one I’d clicked, and was about to ask, “Have you lost your goddamn mind?” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/46 "2012-11-01T17:16:15Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > “I wish there was more crap getting in the way of my trying to look at websites.” “This restaurant’s website loads way too fast.” ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/47 "2012-11-01T17:49:40Z")
“Having to open every menu in a pop-up PDF isn’t annoying and stupid at all.” ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/48 "2012-11-01T17:50:36Z")
“I’m glad Mitt Romney has consistantly stuck to a single position on each of the issues over this election campaign.” ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/49 "2012-11-01T18:44:45Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > “Oh, boy! An audit notice from the IRS! WHEEEEE!!!” Ding ding ding! ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/50 "2012-11-01T19:32:54Z")
> [@WotNot](#): > > Oh, Steve Martin plays the banjo? I wondered how he could afford to fritter away his time being a world-famous comedian and film star. Simultaenity doesn’t reduce his prowess as a banjo player, which he used to great effect in those movies and stand-up so banjo playing pays his bills as much as Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/51 "2012-11-01T20:00:18Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > I don’t agree with Ayn Rand’s political views, but her actual writing style is brilliant. “Those Ayn Rand novels are kind of lightweight - I wish they were longer and denser.” ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/52 "2012-11-01T22:32:55Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > “No Honey, you should buy us that new surround sound system instead of a diamond ring for me for our 10th Anniversary…” I would _totally_ say that! 😃 “And the Oscar goes to Adam Sandler!” ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/53 "2012-11-02T00:50:37Z")
Boy, I wish I could get a computer virus. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/54 "2012-11-02T01:52:06Z")
‘I hope they show some more political ads.’ ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/55 "2012-11-02T04:57:11Z")
“Wow, that Italian family at the next dinner table sure is quiet.” \* \*yell at Seth McFarlane, not me! ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/56 "2012-11-02T04:59:48Z")
“Wow, this new Windows upgrade is so much more useful than the last. Can’t wait for the next one!” ---
**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/57 "2012-11-02T08:21:18Z")
“I had a really good experience with Time Warner’s customer service department.” “You should take your honeymoon in Fayetteville, NC, that’s where we went.” “Wow, these movie theater concessions are really reasonably priced!” ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/58 "2012-11-02T09:09:28Z")
Why yes, I WOULD like certain body parts enlarged! ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/59 "2012-11-02T13:11:01Z")
It really turns me on when you make honking noises while squeezing my boobs! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/60 "2012-11-02T23:24:36Z")
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