# ..", said no one ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 31, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435 "2012-10-31T14:28:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/101 "2012-11-10T11:28:21Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Why, yes, officer! I AM driving drunk! I’ve actually seen/heard this said in dispatch recordings or dashboard cam video on “World’s Dumbest”. ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/102 "2012-11-10T14:37:28Z")
I really like Facebook’s Timeline, it’s so much easier to use and makes more sense than the old way. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/103 "2012-11-10T15:12:20Z")
Personally speaking, as a professional, I think Facebook’s interface is the best thing I have ever seen on the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/104 "2012-11-10T15:35:15Z")
I wish Facebook would give me more updates on what games people are playing. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/105 "2012-11-10T16:10:57Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > Personally speaking, as a professional, I think Facebook’s interface is the best thing I have ever seen on the Internet. I often open a bunch of threads at once, and then cycle through - which means sometimes I read a post without remembering the topic. So when I read this one I was like: :eek: Huh? Then I glanced at the thread title and all was revealed. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/106 "2012-11-10T16:46:44Z")
I like most kids, but yours is ugly and stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/107 "2012-11-10T16:48:15Z")
My trousers were always too restrictive in the ankle region. Thank God for flares! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/108 "2012-11-10T20:39:15Z")
> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#): > > Either your niece is now a musical genius, or your sister hates you. Maybe both. > > My brother and his wife are the “No kids for us, thanks!” types so I never get a chance to reciprocate. Unless I get their dog an annoying toy. But then again, I think their dog is annoying. (FTR I love dogs, just not theirs) My Sister hated me long before that! ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/109 "2012-11-10T21:09:45Z")
That dream was _so_ interesting. Please tell me another. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/110 "2012-11-10T21:30:40Z")
Oh, I don’t need a cite. I’ll take your word for it. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/111 "2012-11-10T21:35:05Z")
A browser toolbar, I probably shouldn’t install that, I already have _four_. A link in my email from the post office/person I don’t know/person I DO know but it’s a really strange email. It’s junk, I won’t click it…Delete. –Said no dad ever. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/112 "2012-11-10T21:41:12Z")
One gets so tired of the glamor of Connecticut. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/113 "2012-11-10T21:43:24Z")
“I often find cogent and intelligent commentary in YouTube comments” ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/114 "2012-11-11T02:17:33Z")
Dopers aren’t funny. And neither was that, but that’s beside the point. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/115 "2012-11-11T04:23:36Z")
> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > “I often find cogent and intelligent commentary in YouTube comments” ‘I often find commentary that doesn’t make me despair for humanity in YouTube comments.’ ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/116 "2012-11-11T04:27:35Z")
No I don’t want to see that new Bond flick. The pacing is so slow and there is just no action. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/117 "2012-11-11T04:38:43Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > No I don’t want to see that new Bond flick.\ I said this part just tonight. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/118 "2012-11-11T05:20:08Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I said this part just tonight. 🙂 Was the pacing too slow, and not enough action for you? ---
**Author:** ![owlfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@owlfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlfan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/119 "2012-11-11T08:26:56Z")
Speaking for nurses everywhere, I would like to give a big hug to the person who invented the nurse call light. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435/120 "2012-11-11T08:36:05Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > I often open a bunch of threads at once, and then cycle through - which means sometimes I read a post without remembering the topic. > > So when I read this one I was like: :eek: Huh? > > Then I glanced at the thread title and all was revealed. That was really funny. Golly, I REALLY hate the FB interface. I write software for a living, and I swear I couldn’t even try to create a worse way of presenting data on a screen. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/639435.md?page=7)