# Said No One Ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 23, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006 "2022-02-23T14:15:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/1 "2022-02-23T14:15:48Z")
“I’m surprised no one has posted a YouTube video with Liberty Mutual commercials played in an endless loop for ten hours. Those are just the greatest ads, and you never really get sick of them.” ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/2 "2022-02-23T14:50:11Z")
“Being from the UK, I was unfamiliar with the genre, but having looked on Youtube, I have to agree with you.” ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/3 "2022-02-23T16:19:14Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > I’m surprised no one has posted a YouTube video with Liberty Mutual commercials played in an endless loop for ten hours. Even “enhanced interrogation techniques” have certain decent limits. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/4 "2022-02-23T16:28:39Z")
“In order to adequately convey all the subtle nuances of that policy to the entire country, we’re going to need a speaker of the very highest quality; one who belongs to the same vaunted oratory pantheon as Donald Trump.” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/5 "2022-02-23T16:39:52Z")
Any automobile magazine review: “This vehicle would be perfect if it had a little less horsepower and a smaller interior.” Anything at all to do with fashion: “There’s really nothing new this year, just minor changes on last year’s offerings and the usual crop of ridiculous things designed for failing celebrities who are seeking to stay in the spotlight. You’d be better off just wearing what’s already in your closet.” ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/6 "2022-02-23T17:34:59Z")
Inside Disney offices: “Does anybody have an original idea?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/7 "2022-02-23T17:37:40Z")
“Dwarf-tossing should be in the Olympic games. We could have national televised contests!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/8 "2022-02-23T18:08:58Z")
“I think I’m going to stub my toe.” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/9 "2022-02-23T18:10:59Z")
“I love it when a TV network shows the same three ads during every single commercial break. It really helps me remember the messages of those ads!” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/10 "2022-02-23T18:12:59Z")
EDIT: Half-formed thought. Ignore. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/11 "2022-02-23T18:23:44Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > > [@Cardigan](#): > > > > I’m surprised no one has posted a YouTube video with Liberty Mutual commercials played in an endless loop for ten hours. > > Even “enhanced interrogation techniques” have certain decent limits. Forget the entire commercials, if you really want to make waterboarding seem like a walk in the park, put just the jingle on an endless loop. Whenever I hear that godawful “liberty liberty liberty…liberty” I wonder if it was placeholder content that nobody was bright enough to think of anything better to replace it with. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/12 "2022-02-23T23:17:38Z")
“Don’t use the Force, Luke. Don’t do it.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2022, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/13 "2022-02-23T23:20:28Z")
“Please pass me that piano.” - courtesy of George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/14 "2022-02-24T13:16:49Z")
“The try to put too darned many snacks in those bags of Combos. Why can’t they provide more air space in the bag?” ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/15 "2022-02-24T14:58:29Z")
“I’m so happy you didn’t pick up the Legos!” ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/16 "2022-02-24T15:39:48Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Forget the entire commercials, if you really want to make waterboarding seem like a walk in the park, put just the jingle on an endless loop. Whenever I hear that godawful “liberty liberty liberty…liberty” I wonder if it was placeholder content that nobody was bright enough to think of anything better to replace it with. Liberty biberty. Over and over. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/17 "2022-02-24T15:47:47Z")
“Fluffy, if you need to barf up a hairball in the house, please do it on the rug, rather than on the hardwood floors. And, ideally, do it at 3 a.m., and right where I’m going to be walking when I leap out of bed to clean it up.” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/18 "2022-02-24T15:53:29Z")
“If you’re going to hit me, please do it right in the goodies where it’s sure to hurt. Or in the eye. Kthanxbye!” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/19 "2022-02-24T16:18:27Z")
“I don’t wanna date just any guy. No, he’s gotta have a _great_ combover to even be considered for the first cut.” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/20 "2022-02-24T16:59:39Z")
“You know what would make an awesome dance remix? The Kars-4-Kids jingle.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006.md?page=2)