# Said No One Ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 23, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006 "2022-02-23T14:15:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/201 "2025-01-29T03:33:54Z")
So far I’ve kept ALL my New Year’s resolutions. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/202 "2025-01-29T14:58:03Z")
Why the hell doesn’t Pauly Shore make any more of those delightful comedies he did in the 90’s like Bio-Dome? Those were QUALITY entertainment. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/203 "2025-05-13T14:42:10Z")
Boy, I sure wish I had some more of that delicious chewy bubblegum that Topps sells. You know, the bubblegum they sell that has, I think, baseball cards stuck in the package too? Not sure what that’s all about, but gimme more of dat GUM! ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/204 "2025-05-14T00:26:24Z")
Wow! Pollen season! Look at all that cool powder! Amazing, my black car looks like it’s turned green! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2025, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/205 "2025-05-25T23:36:01Z")
Mmm! I do so love the rough itchy deep down feel of pollen-induced coughs! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/206 "2025-05-26T00:37:44Z")
And look at all those dandelions in my lawn. I think I’ll learn to make wine with them! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/207 "2025-05-26T14:45:10Z")
Well, I’m so glad it’s raining just after I mowed my yard. This time of year, that means I’ll get to mow tomorrow! ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/208 "2025-05-26T23:13:44Z")
It’s very enjoyable when our neighbor decides to drive his motorcycle to work. It helps get me up before the alarm that’s set for 5:30 that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/209 "2025-05-26T23:16:21Z")
Oh look: they’re serving sink-trap soup with dinner! My favorite! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/210 "2025-05-26T23:16:46Z")
> [@Patx2](#): > > It’s very enjoyable when our neighbor decides to drive his motorcycle to work. It helps get me up before the alarm that’s set for 5:30 that’s for sure. It’s even more fun when I have not 1 but two ricer neighbors with super-loud aftermarket exhausts which invariably bring forth the indescribable music of my own car’s alarm in the wee hours of the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/211 "2025-05-27T13:04:09Z")
Boy, I sure we hope we encounter some unemployed gentlemen with squeegees at the next highway off ramp. Not only does my windshield need a good cleaning but I’d feel so good about giving them the money they need to buy booze. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/212 "2025-05-27T22:17:19Z")
Hey, doc - can you give me anything to help increase the amount of earwax production? ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/213 "2025-05-28T00:16:46Z")
I think sitting in hour long meetings that get nothing accomplished are an excellent way to start the week. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/214 "2025-05-28T11:42:26Z")
No only do we need more meetings but I think those meetings need to be much longer. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/215 "2025-06-04T00:29:25Z")
Thank god DOGE has started looking for ways to make my department more efficient! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/216 "2025-06-04T01:52:59Z")
Ah, how lovely these smoky skies are, right when the temps open up oh so many outdoor possibilities! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/217 "2025-06-04T02:20:27Z")
I hate having to wait until July for the Dollar stores to get their Halloween stuff in. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2025, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/218 "2025-06-04T11:40:44Z")
While I’m glad that many radio stations transition to a Christmas format, It annoys the heck out of me how I have to wait until nearly Halloween for that to happen. Why can’t we make Labor Day the official transition date? And what’s the deal with stopping it cold turkey right after Christmas. Talk about harshing one’s buzz! Why not gradually ease us out of Christmas mode, say in mid-late January? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/219 "2025-06-05T00:19:08Z")
> [@Cardigan](#): > > And what’s the deal with stopping it cold turkey right after Christmas. Talk about harshing one’s buzz! Why not gradually ease us out of Christmas mode, say in mid-late January? I gotta agree with that one … after all, it’s the Twelve Days of Christmas, not the Twelve Weeks BEFORE Christmas! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/220 "2025-06-05T02:44:17Z")
It’s ok, come in - the door’s unlocked. I’m just wanking into a sock. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006.md?page=12)