# Said No One Ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 23, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006 "2022-02-23T14:15:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/21 "2022-02-24T23:47:58Z")
“I wanna dame with a body like Olive Oyl, a mind like Michelle Taylor Greene, and all the sass of Calvin Coolidge.” ---
**Author:** ![SacFly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@SacFly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SacFly)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/22 "2022-02-25T00:12:17Z")
More fishing gear? No thanks, I have enough. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/23 "2022-02-25T00:23:51Z")
“This Bible tract is better than any tip I could hope for!” ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/24 "2022-02-25T01:42:59Z")
I’m sure glad I contracted giardia on that camping trip! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/25 "2022-02-25T14:33:24Z")
“Look honey there’s a biker gang that appears to be brutalizing someone by the side of the road. Should we stop and see if the bikers need any help?” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/26 "2022-02-25T14:44:24Z")
Kinda lonely on this stretch of road; let’s see how many hitchhikers we can fit in the back seat! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/27 "2022-02-25T15:36:47Z")
“There shall some a day when the alligator lies down with the lamb, and the alligator will not be perturbed.” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/28 "2022-03-03T03:53:34Z")
Now that you, the people, have elected me, my priority is to please my corporate donors. You citizens? Not so much. ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/29 "2022-03-03T05:40:29Z")
“Could you rub those pieces of Styrofoam together again? I love that sound!” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/30 "2022-03-03T05:48:55Z")
“I’d like my Italian beef sandwich dry, please.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/31 "2022-03-04T16:33:12Z")
You want to give me a 1967 Mustang Shelby gt500? Screw that! I’d much rather have a 1977 Mustang II ! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/32 "2022-03-11T06:49:45Z")
Will you help me get into the Guinness Book of World Records by helping me get the most different STDs? ---
**Author:** ![AzFavorite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@AzFavorite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzFavorite)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/33 "2022-03-11T10:49:15Z")
“It is all good friends, I am sure that nice Mr Putin would never ever use nuclear weapons just to save face, I am sure that was not what he really meant, Nobody is that crazy.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/34 "2022-03-11T13:27:34Z")
“The best thing about the guy is his extreme flatulence. He never misses a cue.” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/35 "2022-03-13T04:44:23Z")
I can’t wait for the next round of political campaign speeches, ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/36 "2022-03-13T05:20:39Z")
> [@boson](#): > > I can’t wait for the next round of political campaign speeches “I _love_ political ads – especially the attack ads.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/37 "2022-03-14T12:33:11Z")
“It’s been almost 80 years since an atomic weapon was used in anger, wouldn’t it be cool if we tried it again?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/38 "2022-03-14T12:53:52Z")
Make America a Ghetto Again ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/39 "2022-03-20T03:05:17Z")
I actually like to feel my panties in a bunch. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/40 "2022-03-20T17:58:20Z")
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