# Said No One Ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 23, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006 "2022-02-23T14:15:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/41 "2022-03-20T22:37:15Z")
All y’all everybodies needs no covfefe to recombiculate your anyhows nohow. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2022, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/42 "2022-03-21T13:54:33Z")
The have been many posts in other strings that people have pointed out were meaningless “word salads”. Has anyone mentioned street performers? “Hi, I’m a mime and this is the _meaning_ of what I’m doing right now.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/43 "2022-03-25T20:41:01Z")
There have been many posts in other strings is the meaning of what I’m doing “word salads” right now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/44 "2022-03-25T20:51:30Z")
Would you sign my gonorrhea scrapbook with the blood of ancient Peruvian warlocks, please, Mr. Pitt? ---
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/45 "2022-03-25T20:54:30Z")
Gort, gather up all my Fudgsicles and meet me in the middle of the Sahara Desert in an hour! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/46 "2022-03-25T21:02:31Z")
I wish I could set Starship’s “We Built This City” on continuous play on my iPod. ---
**Author:** ![AzFavorite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@AzFavorite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzFavorite)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2022, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/47 "2022-03-26T07:06:32Z")
All those years of peace in Europe were too damn boring anyhow. Lets rev shit up again, shall we? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/48 "2022-03-28T17:44:18Z")
Doctor, my recent orgasms have been both too long and too intensely pleasurable. Could you dial 'em back a bit, maybe, before my next vacation trip to Risa? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/49 "2022-03-29T05:40:16Z")
I wish someone would come up with more entertainment award shows. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/50 "2022-03-29T06:20:10Z")
Ah geez, no problem … I’d be happy to stay on hold for the next 90 minutes or so. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/51 "2022-03-29T13:29:33Z")
What, only $2,220 for a radiator repair? Are you sure you included labor as well? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/52 "2022-03-29T16:45:13Z")
My Bolivian xebec could do with some serious recaulking, if you know what I mean, Your Majesty. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/53 "2022-04-01T04:12:38Z")
If your eyes are up there, why are you showing me your tits? ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/54 "2022-04-01T04:35:51Z")
I wish polyester leisure suits would come back in style. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/55 "2022-04-01T12:30:49Z")
If only everyone wore mood rings; then our species would no longer have to rely on guesswork to determine what others are feeling. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/56 "2022-04-01T13:18:12Z")
Pauly Shore should star in more movies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/57 "2022-04-01T14:38:41Z")
Fox News is the leader in the fight against climate change. ---
**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/58 "2022-04-04T22:48:38Z")
The aliens were so incompetent, they didn’t even know how to use their anal probe. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/59 "2022-04-05T07:13:48Z")
Turn up the volume on that polka music. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/60 "2022-04-05T12:49:43Z")
I know, let’s start a new channel. One devoted exclusively to playing annoying ear worms like Baby Shark, Who Let the Dogs Out, and Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006.md?page=4)