# Said No One Ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 23, 2022, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006 "2022-02-23T14:15:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/161 "2023-02-05T04:04:52Z")
The greatest ST:TOS episode of all time? Surely that would be Spock’s Brain. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/162 "2023-02-07T04:16:49Z")
You know what? I think I see the point of that piece of Modern Art. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/163 "2023-02-09T04:24:30Z")
The people in marketing must be the most accountable people ever. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/164 "2023-02-09T13:11:51Z")
I hate having to wait weeks between clipping nails, don’t you? It’d be great if they grew fast enough that everyone would have a reason to clip them every day. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/165 "2023-02-10T01:27:00Z")
“I’m so glad that I invested my retirement savings in Franklin Mint collectables!” ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/166 "2023-02-10T13:42:36Z")
I wish Nigeria had more princes, I love to hear from those guys. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/167 "2023-02-10T19:19:17Z")
Yeah mate, this week I, Ewere Okonofoua of Lagos, Nigeria, helped a number of Americans share in several misplaced fortunes! We all came out winners! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/168 "2023-02-10T23:37:30Z")
This is Tucker Carlson reminding all of you that Joe Biden is God. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/169 "2023-10-25T16:10:49Z")
I wish someone would bump the “Said No One Ever” thread. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/170 "2023-11-02T02:52:52Z")
I know exactly what Hoosier means. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/171 "2023-11-02T14:59:41Z")
$1500 for _four_ new tires? That can’t be right. Did you include tire stem fees? Recycle fees? Compressed air recovery fee? C’mon that seems criminally low. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/172 "2023-11-07T01:17:23Z")
Ibrahim! Our American friend has sent the transaction fees! Wire him the $30,000,000 at once! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/173 "2023-11-07T05:50:28Z")
My support for this sports team has nothing to do with sentiment or emotion. It’s based completely on objective facts. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/174 "2023-11-07T17:39:25Z")
Yes, I’d like the extended warranty for this $9.99 pair of knock-off earbuds. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/175 "2023-11-08T02:22:51Z")
I’ll wait on the bicyclist. He has the right of way. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/176 "2023-11-08T02:30:59Z")
I’d better read the entire “Said No One Ever” thread before posting to make sure nobody has posted my idea already. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/177 "2023-11-17T02:06:16Z")
Parenting gives me so much energy! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/178 "2023-11-17T13:39:44Z")
Sure wish someone would call during dinner time to advise me that my vehicle warranty is going to expire. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/179 "2023-11-17T14:14:08Z")
I hope my neighbor’s car alarm goes off again tonight just as I’m falling asleep. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2023, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/said-no-one-ever/960006/180 "2023-11-18T01:57:56Z")
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