# Sailors rescued after five months adrift **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019 "2017-10-27T20:58:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/322 "2017-11-10T17:23:44Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Agreed. It was said of Evel Kneivel that he had broken every bone at least once. That feat took him a lifetime of diligent work. And was still hyperbole. On thought, it would be pretty difficult to break your ossicles. Not without splattering your head, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/323 "2017-11-10T17:51:15Z")
> [@jkirkman](#): > > (I hope her Dom abilities are much better than her sailing abilities, but her apparent inability to understand how to properly use her sailing and safety equipment, and unwillingness to quit on a scene No, you’ve got it wrong. Dom’s use ropes & sailors, & skydivers use ropes. Sailors get wind in their face, skydivers get wind in their face, & a could blow on you, in a teasing manner. See, all _very_ similar. She’s probably used to continuing her whippings, or other Dom activities unless one uses a safe word. If Fuiava had said the safe word, then Appel would have triggered the EPIRB or sat phone months earlier. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/324 "2017-11-10T18:26:33Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Thanks. My Google results may have been swamped by too many results from “Niagara” and “Angel.” In this case, I’d say Google was your friend for _ **not** _ finding the results. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/325 "2017-11-10T18:42:41Z")
Somehow the phrase; rum, sodomy and the lash comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![jkirkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@jkirkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jkirkman)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/326 "2017-11-10T18:52:48Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > No, you’ve got it wrong. Dom’s use ropes & sailors, & skydivers use ropes. Sailors get wind in their face, skydivers get wind in their face, & a could blow on you, in a teasing manner. See, all _very_ similar. She’s probably used to continuing her whippings, or other Dom activities unless one uses a safe word. If Fuiava had said the safe word, then Appel would have triggered the EPIRB or sat phone months earlier. :rolleyes: That was what the “unwillingness to quit on a scene” part was all about. Unless, of course, floating around for 5 months and living in a fantasy **WAS** the scene. Man, how many pages would **THAT** “Activity Release of Liability, Waiver of Claims, Express Assumption of Risk & Indemnity Agreement” go on for? It might look like a phone book. (I did understand and appreciate the joke) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/327 "2017-11-10T19:12:28Z")
Those poor dogs! > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Yes. Don’t ask me how I know. How do you know? 😉 > [@jkirkman](#): > > (I hope her Dom abilities are much better than her sailing abilities…) Different rigging. > [@Mr.Goob](#): > > Somehow the phrase; rum, sodomy and the lash comes to mind. But there was no rum! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/328 "2017-11-10T20:38:55Z")
So who provided all those photos to the Daily Fail? I’m guessing Appel is adding “talent manager” & “publicist” to her resume. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/329 "2017-11-10T20:51:20Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > So who provided all those photos to the Daily Fail? I’m guessing Appel is adding “talent manager” & “publicist” to her resume. Several are from her book. At least one is from her blog, speedqueen08, on AdultFriendFinder, which I am not going to link to but which can be found easily. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/330 "2017-11-10T21:51:49Z")
> [@Mr.Goob](#): > > Somehow the phrase; rum, sodomy and the lash comes to mind. > [@Gatopescado](#): > > But there was no rum! If you don’t drink your rum, you can’t have any sodomy! How can you have any sodomy if you don’t drink your rum?!? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/331 "2017-11-10T22:22:23Z")
Now I’m apprehensive that the next revelation will be that Fuiava is a Furry. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/332 "2017-11-10T23:20:05Z")
Has anybody interviewed the dogs yet? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/333 "2017-11-10T23:34:53Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > On thought, it would be pretty difficult to break your ossicles. Not without splattering your head, anyway. Talk about yer appropriate username/post combo! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/334 "2017-11-11T02:05:38Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > I love the Dope! > > [Hijack] Is it possible to have two dominatrixes or is one not a true dom if ceding power to the other?[/Hijack] # Ref the earlier posts too, I agree that dominatrices is the classic plural formation everyone’s 4th grade English teacher would prefer\*. I chose the other one deliberately because the “x” just looks crunchier and more aggressive. There’s nothing fussy and schoolmarmish about a sea-faring dominatrix. Demanding? Yes. Fussy? No. - or be. 😃 / :eek: ETA: shoulda’ve refreshed from a couple hours ago before dinner. Ninja’d in slow motion by the esteemed **DG**. > [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > On thought, it would be pretty difficult to break your ossicles. Not without splattering your head, anyway. And who else would know best of this? 🙂 The Dope. There is NOTHING we don’t have experts on/in. ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/335 "2017-11-11T06:07:26Z")
> [@jkirkman](#): > > (I hope her Dom abilities are much better than her sailing abilities, \*Domme. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/336 "2017-11-11T13:23:20Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Several are from her book. At least one is from her blog, speedqueen08, on AdultFriendFinder, which I am not going to link to but which can be found easily. Can’t be much time left on her 15 minute clock, right? > [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > If you don’t drink your rum, you can’t have any sodomy! How can you have any sodomy if you don’t drink your rum?!? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/337 "2017-11-11T15:26:12Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Can’t be much time left on her 15 minute clock, right? I’m sure she’s going to milk this for all it’s worth. Her new dominatrix outfit will be based on Captain Bligh. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019/338 "2017-11-11T16:52:11Z")
Her own advertisement trying to sell a vid of of the inside of her vagina: > [@](#): > > This is one of those videos I made that was rejected by the adult internet site I was expecting it to appear upon for free. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sailors-rescued-after-five-months-adrift/800019.md?page=16)