# SallyStar-when come back, bring coherance **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913 "2004-06-06T04:49:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![WernhamHogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WernhamHogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WernhamHogg)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/181 "2004-06-06T21:11:29Z")
At this point we seem dangerously close to having a sustained discussion on a relevant and timely topic. I even believe that Sally’s last post was a complete and coherent sentence, with every word spelled correctly. It was a fallacy, of course, a mere personal attack wrapped in a rhetorical question, rather than a defense of her position or a rebuttal, but I believe we are making progress. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/182 "2004-06-06T21:22:47Z")
> [@skutir](#): > > but I believe we are making progress. Assuming “progress” equates to “digging a hole to China”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/183 "2004-06-06T21:22:56Z")
> [@SallyStar](#): > > I’ll just assume that you were raised by a pack of hyenas and don’t know any better. So, does this mean that when Carter or Clinton die, we can expect the same respect from you? Or does the respect only extend to Republican presidents? Robin ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/184 "2004-06-06T21:24:56Z")
> [@gobear](#): > > Don’t they have Stockwell Day to slobber over? No, because if they do, we just say “Doris” and snicker at them. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/185 "2004-06-06T21:30:22Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > So, does this mean that when Carter or Clinton die, we can expect the same respect from you? Or does the respect only extend to Republican presidents? > > Robin > [@](#): > > … Just don’t trash a President of the US … From earlier in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/186 "2004-06-06T21:31:49Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Now, _that_ is a classic line! 😃 May I use it for a sig if I ever get tired of **'punha’s** line? HEY! [sub]Could use both.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/187 "2004-06-06T21:34:23Z")
> [@Geobabe](#): > > All right then. **MsRobyn** , why is **SallyStar** so obsessed with your Dopefest, hmm? :dubious: I think she’s jealous. Fifty people possessed of looks, wit AND charm. Poor Sally just can’t compete with all the cool kids. 🆒😛 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/188 "2004-06-06T21:47:14Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > I think she’s jealous. Fifty people possessed of looks, wit AND charm. Poor Sally just can’t compete with all the cool kids. 🆒😛 > > Robin Well, there is that. I’m jealous too–I only got 11 people at my last 'fest. But at least that’s more than three. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/189 "2004-06-06T21:54:15Z")
> [@Geobabe](#): > > Well, there is that. I’m jealous too–I only got 11 people at my last 'fest. But at least that’s more than three. 😛 That’s cuz you moved to Atlanta. 😃 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/190 "2004-06-06T21:58:42Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > That’s cuz you moved to Atlanta. 😃 > > Robin Hey, it’s way better here than it was in Miami. Still not as active as the MADs, but a HUGE improvement. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/191 "2004-06-06T22:08:50Z")
**SallyStar** is merely the latest example for my hypothesis that Republicans are collectively going insane from the stress of having to support George W. Bush’s train wreck of a presidency. For the love of God, folks, vote Bush out of office in November.! The sooner he’s gone, the sooner our right-wing brothers and sisters can begin their slow journey back to normalcy… ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/192 "2004-06-06T22:24:08Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > **SallyStar** is merely the latest example for my hypothesis that Republicans are collectively going insane from the stress of having to support George W. Bush’s train wreck of a presidency. > > For the love of God, folks, vote Bush out of office in November.! The sooner he’s gone, the sooner our right-wing brothers and sisters can begin their slow journey back to normalcy… Whoa, a heavyweight chimes in. No, we just use scanners. Dean (in one of his famous rants, the state rant … yeeaah), Kennedy (head turned red and purple, almost popped), Gore (reignations rant, head really red), Pelosi (can only see her frozen eyes, skin is so tight you can’t see the red), and Kerry is in a coma, we can’t find his telekinetic frequency ☹ Bush wins in a landslide 😛 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/193 "2004-06-06T22:26:15Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > HEY! > > [sub]Could use both.[/sub] Thanks! I’ve already got two lines in my sig, though; would three be pushing it? :: scuttles off to check it out :: Whatcha think? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/194 "2004-06-06T22:27:33Z")
Parallax just explained SallyStar to me! It all makes perfect sense now… she’s one of the spam writers! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/195 "2004-06-06T22:42:25Z")
:smack: OF COURSE! Now it all makes sense. So, **tanookie** , how late did the last of the Dope Fest-A-Que revelers stay? Did they leave any leftovers? I guess just one of those mega-bags of chips would have been enough, huh? Or did you guys breach the second one after I had to leave? I figure we might as well employ this thread for something useful. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/196 "2004-06-06T22:48:23Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > :So, **tanookie** , how late did the last of the Dope Fest-A-Que revelers stay? Did they leave any leftovers? I guess just one of those mega-bags of chips would have been enough, huh? Or did you guys breach the second one after I had to leave? Leftovers? How many Dope Que’rs showed up? ---
**Author:** ![The\_world\_s\_most\_deadliest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@The\_world\_s\_most\_deadliest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_world_s_most_deadliest)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/197 "2004-06-06T22:59:02Z")
I’m calling shenanagans. I went back and read all the other threads cited just to make sure I wasn’t basing my opinions on only her responses in this thread. She/he is maintaining that delicate line between intellegent responses and total nonsensical remarks. Some direct replies seem to be custom tailored to get extra bile spewing from us, his/her particular audience. Others make absolutely no sense at all, and just don’t fit the intellectual level implied by making exactly the wrong response at exactly the right time. SallyStar is also actively and enthusiastically baiting and therefore encouraging commentary on his/her actions in at least two active threads. Seems to me that this level of activity is proof that he/she is enjoying the hell out of him/her self. Conclusion? SallyStar more than likely is a complete and total fabrication, created for the sake of amusement. Hey, I was an “entertainment lawyer from LA” that told everyone Sid Vicious fucked my mother for a few days back in '97 on Yahoo! chat. I got your number, SallyStar. Come back at me with a real zinger, and I promise to use it as my sig line. It has to be good, though. Like the GED line. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/198 "2004-06-06T23:01:57Z")
> [@SallyStar](#): > > Leftovers? How many Dope Que’rs showed up? [Seventh grade clique chick] None of your beeswax! 😛 [/Seventh grade clique chick] ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/199 "2004-06-06T23:20:32Z")
> [@The world's most deadliest...](#): > > … told everyone Sid Vicious fucked my mother for a few days back in '97 on Yahoo! chat. I got your number, SallyStar. > > Come back at me with a real zinger, and I promise to use it as my sig line. It has to be good, though. Like the GED line. **Sid Vicious fucked my mother - twmd** How could I possibly surpass that! TMI, IMO, ROTFL ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/200 "2004-06-06T23:23:02Z")
I understand **SallyStar** perfectly. Nitrous Oxide. Huffers jabber this screw-headed madness all the time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913.md?page=11)