# SallyStar-when come back, bring coherance **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913 "2004-06-06T04:49:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/21 "2004-06-06T05:22:34Z")
“All your base are belong to us” is taken as well. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/22 "2004-06-06T05:24:08Z")
**SallyStar** makes the baby Jesus cry. ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/23 "2004-06-06T05:24:10Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Good god, she makes **Wildest Bill** look like Albert Einstein! By the way **Guinastasia** , thanks for the press … 😛 ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/24 "2004-06-06T05:25:43Z")
Why are we baiting the batshit insane? Please, Colonel Kurtz would take one look at **SallyStar** ’s posts and ask, "What shit has this chick been smokin’? There’s no point in this Pitting because there’s no challenge in excoriating a moron, much like the Marquise de Mertueil’s comment on adultery, “It’s humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed.” ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/25 "2004-06-06T05:26:16Z")
Maybe we could get her interested in the Tug-Ahoy. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/26 "2004-06-06T05:27:26Z")
> [@SallyStar](#): > > C’mon … bring it on! What’s this? Somewhere, a haphazardly dubbed kung fu flick is laughing at your grasp of the English language. ---
**Author:** ![IKinSpelGud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/46a35a/32.png) [@IKinSpelGud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IKinSpelGud)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/27 "2004-06-06T05:28:30Z")
This thread disappoints me. I was about to start my first Pit thread ever, in honor of our dear sweet **SallyStar** , but someone beat me too it! You are seriously fucking annoying. What’s with the asking for credentials before we’re “allowed” to comment on something? We’re not the fucking press corps. ---
**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/28 "2004-06-06T05:29:47Z")
> [@gobear](#): > > What shit has this chick been smokin’? This is a base canard, directed against perfectly good illicit drugs everywhere. I demand a retraction! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/29 "2004-06-06T05:32:28Z")
**gobear** , You’re just not getting into the spirit of this. It’s a rare treat seeing incoherence, ignorance, and arrogance all at once like this. As Londo would say “Ahhh arrogance and ignorance in the same package. How efficient of you” ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/30 "2004-06-06T05:34:19Z")
Ah, touche (imagine the accent over the e), **Darkhold**! And a perfectly apposite B5 quote, as well. ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/31 "2004-06-06T05:35:44Z")
> [@Darkhold](#): > > You’re just not getting into the spirit of this. It’s a rare treat seeing incoherence, ignorance, and arrogance all at once like this. I know, have you read the posts to this thread! LMAO ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/32 "2004-06-06T05:38:42Z")
😕 “Japs” is a racial slur? I always thought of it as just being a shorthand for Japanese. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/33 "2004-06-06T05:39:19Z")
And who still uses hackneyed abbreviations like LMAO? Damn, girlfriend might as well advertise that she just got her first AOL dial-up account. Anyhoo, I already paid my respects to Reagan’s death, so now that he has pased into history, I’d just like to say that he was a trainwreck of a president, easily one of the worst we’ve had. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/34 "2004-06-06T05:41:51Z")
These are my favorite posters to watch metl-down. I love when they have such poor writing (speaking) skills that you seriously can’t understand a single bit of what they’re saying. I swear english must be a second language to SS. (Wasn’t there another poster a few months back who was VERY similar in coheranceness (sic)? A young fellow who made like a thousand posts in GQ in a week and his shit was impossible to decode. It was so funny because he would argue that his writing was good, when it was actually incomprehensible.) ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/35 "2004-06-06T05:43:13Z")
> [@gobear](#): > > And who still uses hackneyed abbreviations like LMAO? Damn, girlfriend might as well advertise that she just got her first AOL dial-up account. Ok, I’m new to the Internet also. LMAO, ROTFL, LOL aren’t ok? How about TMI, IMO, IMHO, are they ok? Please … :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/36 "2004-06-06T05:44:15Z")
> [@Stinkpalm](#): > > These are my favorite posters to watch metl-down. I love when they have such poor writing (speaking) skills that you seriously can’t understand a single bit of what they’re saying. > > I swear english must be a second language to SS. > > (Wasn’t there another poster a few months back who was VERY similar in coheranceness (sic)? A young fellow who made like a thousand posts in GQ in a week and his shit was impossible to decode. It was so funny because he would argue that his writing was good, when it was actually incomprehensible.) **The Broken Column**? Or that Johnny something or other who kept insisting that Bush was in league with the martians and they were planting mind control devices everywhere or something like that? ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/37 "2004-06-06T05:45:54Z")
> [@Stinkpalm](#): > > These are my favorite posters to watch metl-down. I love when they have such poor writing (speaking) skills that you seriously can’t understand a single bit of what they’re saying. > > I swear english must be a second language to SS. > > (Wasn’t there another poster a few months back who was VERY similar in coheranceness (sic)? A young fellow who made like a thousand posts in GQ in a week and his shit was impossible to decode. It was so funny because he would argue that his writing was good, when it was actually incomprehensible.) Gosh, I guess you must have a whole bunch of peer reviewed publications too? :wally ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/38 "2004-06-06T05:47:59Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **The Broken Column**? Or that Johnny something or other who kept insisting that Bush was in league with the martians and they were planting mind control devices everywhere or something like that? Nah. I think it turned out to be a kid who was on spring break or something. Or at least that was the speculation. It was terribly funny though. Seeing people try to explain to him as nice as possible that no one could understand him. He used alot of big words totally incorrectly. Can’t remember him for the life of me… ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/39 "2004-06-06T05:49:57Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **The Broken Column**? Or that Johnny something or other who kept insisting that Bush was in league with the martians and they were planting mind control devices everywhere or something like that? I thought he got in trouble for revealing state secrets. And **Sally** sugar, abbreviations for everday phrases that save on typing, like IMO or AFAIK, are acceptable, but those stupid “humorous” ones, such as LOL, merely indicate that the poster is a moron who is unable to formulate an original thought. LOL adds nothing to the post and hinders communication instead of helping it. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/40 "2004-06-06T05:52:14Z")
I found him. fauxpas. Very funny thread. > **[fauxpas, I'm trying to help.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=153052)** > > I’ve watched you turn GD threads into bizarre orgies of horrendous grammar and questionable career planning. In this thread, for instance, you posed a question nearly unanswerable in its unintelligibility. So far, the mods have not seen fit to move... [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913.md?page=3)