# SallyStar-when come back, bring coherance **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913 "2004-06-06T04:49:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/141 "2004-06-06T18:32:38Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > **Sally** , I beg you, if you take away nothing from these posts, take this to heart. **Learn the difference between your and you’re**. You’ve made this mistake in several posts, and unlike being able to advance a logical argument, it is within your abilities to correct it. > > Your = possessive, i.e. your house, your dog, your GED > > You’re = contraction of two words, you and are, i.e. you’re in my way, you’re an idiot, you’re not fooling anyone Thanks, everywhere I said **your** when it should have been **you’re** , please change. Also, **Let now** should have been **Let’s now** and **now how** should have been **not how**. :o How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Dopef1sh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@Dopef1sh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dopef1sh)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/142 "2004-06-06T18:33:24Z")
I’ve been here for a total of 3 hours over 3 days, and SallyStar is by far the stupidest and most ignorant person I have yet to see. You forgot the thread saying that Democrats are Communists. ---
**Author:** ![SallyStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@SallyStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyStar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/143 "2004-06-06T18:35:24Z")
> [@Hey you!](#): > > Who can out-Sally **SallyStar?** > Yeah I think **your** shaking them up. :o Shouldn’t that be **you’re**? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/144 "2004-06-06T18:43:11Z")
> [@SallyStar](#): > > Shouldn’t that be **you’re**? 🙂 Psst…\*\*Sally. He’s _mocking_ you. Christ, this thread is like watching Daffy Duck try to use nunchuks for the first time ever against an army of Bugs Bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![theckhd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@theckhd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theckhd)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/145 "2004-06-06T18:44:40Z")
> [@SallyStar](#): > > Shouldn’t that be **you’re**? 🙂 No. **Hey** is imitating you, remember? Perhaps you should re-read the rules of this game. That last post was far too coherent to be real **Sally** game material. \ Damn, **Q.E.D.** beat me. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/146 "2004-06-06T18:44:45Z")
> [@SallyStar](#): > > Shouldn’t that be **you’re**? 🙂 I imagine that whooshing sound you’re hearing must be painful, amplified as it is by its resonance inside cavernous interior of your cranium. ---
**Author:** ![Magickly\_Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magickly\_Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magickly_Delicious)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/147 "2004-06-06T18:45:34Z")
Silly people! We just have to learn to speak to Sally _in her own language!_ Here, I’ll start things off: Now, **SallyStar** , speedy chairs and so much thoughts in a paper bag run counter to the **not now**. > [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Guinastasia** > _Carry on._ LOL!! Debating flowers in the lysol. It’s quite a hammock in a camel. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/148 "2004-06-06T19:20:09Z")
“M-O-O-N, that spells LOL!” ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/149 "2004-06-06T19:21:12Z")
> [@SallyStar](#): > > Great, waiting to see some photos of you all from your DopeFest’s … I think I will win in the **looker** class … LOL, IMHO I’m willing to host a DopeFest, just so I can see \ _The purdiest girl… in the whole… development!_ \ Sally, really, you’re clearly the winner here, and we’re all just intimidated by your wit, charm, and beauty. I’d like the phone number to your correspondence school. If you can get a GED in thermodynamics, maybe _I_ can get one in oh… interior decorating!! Or Child Day Care!! ---
**Author:** ![Satyagrahi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Satyagrahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satyagrahi)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/150 "2004-06-06T19:24:13Z")
Ballocks in you’re pudding and sand in your’re tea. 😉 And here’s the dabate: Our beloved Dubya was the best damn governer California ever had! ---
**Author:** ![pantom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@pantom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantom)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/151 "2004-06-06T19:26:01Z")
California?? I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![Hunter\_Hawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/50afbb/32.png) [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/152 "2004-06-06T19:28:17Z")
Y’know, reading this thread is like reviewing a transcript of a conversation with Eliza. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/153 "2004-06-06T19:28:47Z")
> [@SallyStar](#): > > **Geobabe** … why don’t you go ask her? All right then. **MsRobyn** , why is **SallyStar** so obsessed with your Dopefest, hmm? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/154 "2004-06-06T19:31:14Z")
I’m trying to figure out what everyone is basically saying. Are we supposed to like her or not? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/155 "2004-06-06T19:36:03Z")
> [@Hunter Hawk](#): > > Y’know, reading this thread is like reviewing a transcript of a conversation with Eliza. I was thinking almost the exact same thing. Same kind of _non sequiturs_ in the face of unfamiliar input and everything. ---
**Author:** ![Satyagrahi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Satyagrahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satyagrahi)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/156 "2004-06-06T19:36:21Z")
> [@pantom](#): > > California?? > I’m confused. It’s a game, folks. Get it? SS is way out in front on points and we’all need to catch up to that hamel in a sammock…small time! LOL! :wally ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/157 "2004-06-06T19:47:58Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > I was thinking almost the exact same thing. Same kind of _non sequiturs_ in the face of unfamiliar input and everything. that’s non-senseitors :rolleyes: maybe if you had gotten a G-E.D (oh gosh a novell idea) things wouldn’t be as unfamiliar **input** \ For me they seem to work best when they _almost_ make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/158 "2004-06-06T19:49:29Z")
> [@Geobabe](#): > > All right then. **MsRobyn** , why is **SallyStar** so obsessed with your Dopefest, hmm? :dubious: I believe **SallyStay** is **MsRobyn** ’s next door neighbor, and is pissy because she hasn’t got an invitation yet. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/159 "2004-06-06T19:50:36Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > I believe **SallyStay** is **MsRobyn** ’s next door neighbor, and is pissy because she hasn’t got an invitation yet. Oh my goodness - I hope that wasn’t one of them freudian typo thingies. ---
**Author:** ![Satyagrahi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f475e1/32.png) [@Satyagrahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satyagrahi)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913/160 "2004-06-06T19:51:02Z")
And, speaking of acronyms (back on page 2 or thereabouts), what was that one that used to get a lot of milege around here? D…something? DN…? DNF…something? Does it have any application here? Maybe we shaould all go back to pitting puppy-kickers… like Dubya 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sallystar-when-come-back-bring-coherance/248913.md?page=9)