# Salt Lake City and Oral Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296 "2000-11-08T14:02:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/1 "2000-11-08T14:02:30Z")
Not to brag or anything. . . šŸ˜ƒ Did anyone else see that article in Playboy that lists Salt Lake City as the number one city in America for the quality of blowjobs? ---
**Author:** ![Adolph\_Peewee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Adolph\_Peewee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adolph_Peewee)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/2 "2000-11-08T14:25:42Z")
Thanxā€¦Iā€™ll bear that in mind for when I come over that side of the world! Always thought that you yankees just bragged about everythingā€¦but now itā€™s in a mag, I guess itā€™s officialā€¦you really do have the biggest mouths!! : ) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/3 "2000-11-08T14:32:48Z")
Biggest mouths??? Believe me baby, size doesnā€™t NOT matter. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/4 "2000-11-08T14:35:38Z")
_struggles to remember Salt Lake City and US culture_ Utahā€¦ Archesā€¦ Mormonsā€¦ Dianeā€¦ and all this equals best blowjobs? šŸ˜® ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/5 "2000-11-08T14:36:59Z")
The fate of the western world lies on a knife edgeā€¦ā€¦ entire nations havenā€™t slept for 30 hoursā€¦ā€¦the planets are dis-aligningā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦the world is in danger of ceasing to rotate andā€¦ā€¦. at least Diane keeps life in perspective. Although all the electoral college exit (and entry) soundings Iā€™d hope to take into account arenā€™t yet correlated, some experience of this important policy implemetation leads me to announce: For consistently blowing my socks off (well, we all have our little idiosyncrasies), I nominate the representatives of the State of **Cal-i-forn-yahhh.** ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/6 "2000-11-08T14:55:41Z")
> [@](#): > > State of Cal-i-forn-yahhh. California? Pshaaaaaaw - amateurs. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/7 "2000-11-08T15:15:29Z")
Well I travelled through the US last year and passed through thirty odd states, met heaps of people and Iā€™d have to sayā€¦ [sub] ummā€¦ that I have no comment at this timeā€¦ [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/8 "2000-11-08T15:22:55Z")
I think we should form an ad hoc committee to investigate these scurrillous allegations. I propose to lead a sample of 5 men about the country sampling the local aptitude until we have a statistically significant sample to prove/disprove this report. I call for a Congressional appropriation for suitable physical plant (mobile home with a/c, satellite TV/phone, tap system, stereo) and advise a rush, this is obviously in the countryā€™s best interest. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/9 "2000-11-08T15:29:10Z")
Not being from the states, I would like 2 lady representatives from every state (ar as many states as possible) to volunteer their services so that with a sizeable demograph I could make a conclusive decision. feh. Id like to see them do up those charts on a dry wipe board. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/10 "2000-11-08T15:29:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Did anyone else see that article in Playboy that lists Salt Lake City as the number one city in America for the quality of blowjobs? > \*\* Iā€™m confused. Does this mean getting a blow job in SLC is the best as opposed to getting one in another city? Or does it mean that people who come from SLC, no matter where they currently are, give the best hummers? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/11 "2000-11-08T15:29:22Z")
Did you say ā€œbreast interest?ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/12 "2000-11-08T16:25:28Z")
That article is just hype to drum up interest in the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City. With that in mind, I propose that the following events be added: Synchronized Sucking. The Fellatio Freestyle. The SuckMeDry Slalom. The Bi-Athalon Blowjob. Say, **Diane** , just curious - do you swallow or spit it out? Your gum!!! Do you swallow your gum or spit it out? Jeez, _some_ people and their dirty mindsā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/13 "2000-11-08T16:32:30Z")
Isnā€™t sodomy punishable by stoning in Utah? ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/14 "2000-11-08T16:55:14Z")
> [@](#): > > I think we should form an ad hoc committee to investigate. Playboy already did and WE WON!! šŸ˜ƒ > [@](#): > > Isnā€™t sodomy punishable by stoning in Utah? Donā€™t you watch the news? Blowjobs arenā€™t considered sex, therefore, donā€™t count. About my gum - I donā€™t do either one. I take it from my mouth and stick it under my chair to save for later. Seriously, it makes me wonder how Playboy did their study and who they used. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/15 "2000-11-08T17:01:12Z")
I donā€™t know why this popped in my head but it didā€¦ I picture a bunch of guys sitting around the campfire swapping stories about the best blow job they ever got (picture Pace Picante commercials). The conservative, bible thumping, non drinking Mormon guy stands up and says the best blow jobs are from Salt lake City. The rest replyā€¦ Salt Lake City? I always thought the last one you got was the best. How do you get a job as a tester for this kind of thing? Not that I want to applyā€¦ just wondering. I think I might have to change my sig to ā€œSalt Lake City?ā€ šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/16 "2000-11-08T18:47:15Z")
So Diane, would the result have been different if you lived in, say, Iowa? Exactly how much did you personally skew the study? haha šŸ™‚ Maybe itā€™s time for a vacation to Utahā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/17 "2000-11-08T19:23:18Z")
I lived in Salt Lake City for four years. Based on personal experience, sex of any kind, oral or otherwise, was virtually nonexistent. That couldnā€™t have anything to do with me, of course. Right? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/18 "2000-11-08T20:17:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by \*\*\*Feynn \*\* > I donā€™t know why this popped in my head but it didā€¦ Iā€™m sorry. I couldnā€™t help myself. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/19 "2000-11-09T14:34:42Z")
.getting out map,packinā€™ a bag, makin a signā€¦ lemme see hearā€¦ ā€˜Utah or bustā€™ā€¦hmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/20 "2000-11-09T16:51:02Z")
Ironically itā€™s a crime to have sex in utah in any position other than the missionary position. So they are the best at Oral sex, but cannot give it legally. Perhaps that helps things knowing that when sheā€™s giving it sheā€™s ā€œa baaaad baaaaad girlā€ \ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296.md?page=2)