# Salt Lake City and Oral Sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296 "2000-11-08T14:02:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/21 "2000-11-09T19:54:51Z")
I lived in Utah for 3 years, and it was my experience that Mormon girls and boys, not wanting to sacrifice their virginity, but still feeling rather randy, will sometimes choose the oral route as a way around the Book of Mormon. So it seems the girls get a bit of practice in their teen years. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/22 "2000-11-09T20:12:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Feynn \* > \*\* > How do you get a job as a tester for this kind of thing? Not that I want to apply… just wondering. > \*\* What would that application be like? Would you need to provide refrences? With my luck one of my ex girlfriends would claim that I didn’t know how to judge a good blowjob. I think I would go for the job though. Even if I didn’t get it the interview would sure be fun! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/23 "2000-11-10T01:54:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > State of Cal-i-forn-yahhh. > > California? Pshaaaaaaw - amateurs. :rolleyes: \*\* Are you suggesting that SLC is populated by PROFESSIONALS?? ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/24 "2000-11-10T04:21:58Z")
Uh, I guess this comment is related to the topic…but didn’t I once read somewhere that in Salt Lake City there were found secret underground tunnels, connecting certain buildings. And these tunnels and buildings are quite old and the purpose of the tunnels was to enable the Mormon elders to secretly visit secret houses of ill repute. Back in the good ol’ days. Now I ask you, these Mormon gents all had stables of wives (I assume, secretly or not) - but they still felt the need to visit prostitutes??? What the hell did those guys have between their legs, anyway? Energizer batteries? Good God, someone turn a hose on them! ---
**Author:** ![autahteddybear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@autahteddybear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/autahteddybear)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/25 "2010-08-01T02:38:38Z")
😛 MUST BE ALL US GAY MEN IN SALT LAKE, ARE GOOD COCK SUCKERS? CUZ THE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS WONT DO IT ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/26 "2010-08-01T02:55:38Z")
Holy Mormon Zombie blowjobs! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/27 "2010-08-01T02:57:16Z")
Ha! Salt Lake City. Amateurs! Not only does Bangkok have BJ bars staffed by skilled experts, there’s even a nationwide chain (Lolitas, www. [lolitasbangkok.com](http://lolitasbangkok.com). NSFW). ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/28 "2010-08-01T03:05:49Z")
Each woman is only half as good as elsewhere, but when you have four of them at a time, it works out. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/29 "2010-08-01T03:10:36Z")
Gotta kinda wonder what **autahteddybear** was googling to pull up this decade old thread? I’ll assume he was doing research to find the gender balance amongst Mormon dental hygienists. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/30 "2010-08-01T04:57:28Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Ha! Salt Lake City. Amateurs! Not only does Bangkok have BJ bars staffed by skilled experts, there’s even a nationwide chain (Lolitas, www .lolitasbangkok. com. NSFW). > [@](#): > > If you’re interested in joining us at any of these venues, cum on by and get blown away by our friendly staff… From the home page, as written. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/31 "2010-08-01T06:02:32Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Ha! Salt Lake City. Amateurs! Not only does Bangkok have BJ bars staffed by skilled experts, there’s even a nationwide chain (Lolitas, www .lolitasbangkok.com. NSFW). Um, I don’t associate that name with blowjobs. I;m not sure I could bring myself to go into a bar with that name. I know for sure I wouldn’t tell anyone that has heard of the book/movies or anyone into anime… ETA: I noticed that, too, **Duckster**. I had to make sure it really wasn’t about what it sounds like it’s about. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/32 "2010-08-01T06:30:18Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > > [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > > > Ha! Salt Lake City. Amateurs! Not only does Bangkok have BJ bars staffed by skilled experts, there’s even a nationwide chain (Lolitas, www. [lolitasbangkok.com](http://lolitasbangkok.com). NSFW). > > Um, I don’t associate that name with blowjobs. I;m not sure I could bring myself to go into a bar with that name. I know for sure I wouldn’t tell anyone that has heard of the book/movies or anyone into anime… > > ETA: I noticed that, too, **Duckster**. I had to make sure it really wasn’t about what it sounds like it’s about. Don’t worry. There are no underage girls in there. I have been acquainted with the Brit owner and still bump into him on occasion. In fact, some of the girls there have not been underage for, um, shall we say quite some time. They sell T-shirts, too. One guy reported he wore his back home in California and was standing in line somewhere one time when someone said, “Hey! Lolitas! Isn’t that that blowjob bar in Bangkok?” He just wears it around the house now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/33 "2010-08-01T16:41:17Z")
> [@autahteddybear](#): > > 😛 MUST BE ALL US GAY MEN IN SALT LAKE, ARE GOOD COCK SUCKERS? > CUZ THE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS WONT DO IT This was actually my first thought, almost word for word, when I saw the (zombie) title. There are lots of very willing and talented gay boys in SLC, as I understand it. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296/34 "2010-08-02T16:12:35Z")
And … I don’t think this is a candidate for remaining open. I’m closing it on the grounds of extreme zombification — something I’d rather not think about, given the subject matter at hand. :eek: **Ellen Cherry MPISMS Moderator** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salt-lake-city-and-oral-sex/40296.md?page=1)