# Salutations **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708 "2011-07-20T13:43:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![gonzo8402](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@gonzo8402](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzo8402)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/1 "2011-07-20T13:43:57Z")
hello all. I’d just like to introduce myself. I’m gonzo, and I’m new here. ill be poking around and hoping to have good conversation … anything or anyone I should be looking out for? Sent from my PC36100 using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/2 "2011-07-20T13:52:24Z")
There’s a cranky old bastard called Cicero. Avoid him. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/3 "2011-07-20T14:13:52Z")
Some asshole called TriPolar is likely to fart in your thread. Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Sally\_Mander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Sally\_Mander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sally_Mander)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/4 "2011-07-20T14:29:22Z")
Apparently there’s a giant squid you should be looking out for. They like to sic him on the newbies. I slipped in unnoticed, and thus never saw him. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/5 "2011-07-20T14:31:01Z")
Don’t worry, the squid is on its way to YoSaf… I may have said too much already. ---
**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/6 "2011-07-20T14:42:12Z")
Put Lobelia Overhill on User Ignore ---
**Author:** ![Sally\_Mander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Sally\_Mander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sally_Mander)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/7 "2011-07-20T15:06:55Z")
Aww, he’s just a lil’ tiny thing! Who’s a cutie-wootie widdle squid? Who is? Yes, you is! ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/8 "2011-07-20T15:51:56Z")
At some point, you’ll need to know whether or not your wedding ring fits up your nose. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/9 "2011-07-20T15:56:47Z")
> [@YoSaffBridge](#): > > Aww, he’s just a lil’ tiny thing! > > Who’s a cutie-wootie widdle squid? Who is? Yes, you is! And while you’re bent over petting the decoy… ---
**Author:** ![gonzo8402](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@gonzo8402](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzo8402)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/10 "2011-07-20T16:21:41Z")
lmao. thanks for the warm welcome and warnings. I’ll be on my toes 🙂 Sent from my PC36100 using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/11 "2011-07-21T07:30:44Z")
Didn’t we used to have a goat? And some kind of fruit basket? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/12 "2011-07-21T08:01:58Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > Didn’t we used to have a goat? And some kind of fruit basket? That was before the last newcomer (Rest his soul) left the fruit basket where the goat could reach it. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/13 "2011-07-21T20:01:02Z")
Hello **gonzo8402**. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/14 "2011-07-21T23:13:13Z")
Well, I’m still waiting for my yogurt. What does it take to have a newbie spontaneously give me yogurt!! -D/a ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/15 "2011-07-21T23:30:58Z")
> [@gonzo8402](#): > > Sent from my PC36100 using Tapatalk You should figure out how to turn THAT off for starters. Sent from my COMPUTER’S KEYBOARD. ---
**Author:** ![Tracyfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@Tracyfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracyfish)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/salutations/589708/16 "2011-07-22T02:20:40Z")
> [@mrklutz](#): > > At some point, you’ll need to know whether or not your wedding ring fits up your nose. Now I understand why **Least Original User Name Ever** keeps trying to get me to put my wedding ring up my nose.