# Sam Stone believes Trump's tweets **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633 "2020-10-10T13:47:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/703 "2021-04-06T13:58:56Z")
The reason certain board members get attacked by so many others is simply because the messageboard is dedicated to fighting ignorance and some people _will_ persist in wearing their “Team Dumbass” jerseys. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/704 "2021-04-06T14:26:01Z")
It’s pronounced [Doo-mahss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMe3WDmxBEI). ---
**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/705 "2021-04-06T14:27:45Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > This seems to be a pattern with you. You say something stupid that attacks another poster. Everyone else tells you that you’re wrong, but you refuse to accept that. That’s simply not true. If you want to believe GIGO’s explanation, go right ahead but don’t try to tell me I’m objectively wrong about it and refuse to accept it. Anyway, that’s the last from me on the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/706 "2021-04-06T14:33:29Z")
> [@Sam\_Stone](#): > > If you are taking flak, you know you’re over the target. The most likely explanation, when people are shitting on your head, is that you’re swimming in a toilet. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/707 "2021-04-06T14:42:38Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > The most likely explanation, when people are shitting on your head, is that you’re swimming in a toilet. Not very complimentary of the SDMB, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/708 "2021-04-06T14:58:58Z")
> [@FigNorton](#): > > Of course shit like that has to be coded, even here. No it doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/709 "2021-04-06T15:02:44Z")
Ok. It’s not a rule. I get it. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/710 "2021-04-06T15:34:17Z")
It’s not clear that you do. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/711 "2021-04-06T15:48:59Z")
> [@FigNorton](#): > > Bullshit. Of course shit like that has to be coded, even here. It was pure “well, I’m not calling you a Nazi but…”. Spare me the five pages of excuses. You’re a Nazi. There, you happy now? ---
**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/712 "2021-04-06T15:54:53Z")
Well, thanks. I believe that is a step up from my usual Nihilism. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/713 "2021-04-06T15:57:04Z")
You mean all this bullshit was so you could get set up to, badly, crib a line from _The Big Lebowski_? LAME… ---
**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/714 "2021-04-06T15:59:08Z")
It was a long walk. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/715 "2021-04-06T16:13:17Z")
> [@Sam\_Stone](#): > > My second thought: If you are taking flak, you know you’re over the target. So I’ll take your constant outrage and need to vent about me in the pit as a compliment. Thanks! You know you’re doing something right when you’ve triggered the libtards … eh? Time and again I see this used as some sort of weird badge of honour among the right-wingers. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/716 "2021-04-06T16:40:38Z")
Nah, Nazis were better dressed, had better standards. @FigNorton would love to be a Nazi, but they won’t have him. That’s why he white knights for @Sam_Stone stone so much, he thinks that Sam will put a good word for him at the next party meeting. Little does he know that Mr. Stone is only invited to the Nazi meetings as a patsy, a useful idiot that they can all feel superior to as they send him back out to spew his hate and bile. But they can have eachother. Two morons who think that people holding their nose in disgust means that they were right to take a shit in the middle of the IHOP. ---
**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/717 "2021-04-06T16:47:28Z")
Sweet lord. You know he was joking, right? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/718 "2021-04-06T17:08:58Z")
Well, by experience, I have seen that as **the next to last** refuge of a scoundrel. ---
**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/719 "2021-04-06T17:14:43Z")
Well, I would just love @k9bfriender to show a single example of my Nazi wannabe behavior. He seems to think he really knows me but has thrown completely unhinged-from-reality caricatures of me a couple times now. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/720 "2021-04-06T18:32:19Z")
Apparently you were not able to tell that I was joking either. Nazis don’t actually have standards. All you need is a tiki torch and hatred for anyone who isn’t like you. And you don’t have a Tiki torch. > [@FigNorton](#): > > He seems to think he really knows me but has thrown completely unhinged-from-reality caricatures of me a couple times now. I don’t know you from Adam, but my doth you protest much. Maybe it’s about time for you to get that Tiki torch. ---
**Author:** ![FigNorton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fignorton/32/5619_2.png) [@FigNorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FigNorton)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/721 "2021-04-06T18:43:59Z")
Don’t know me from Adam yet you accuse me of being in a long line of “trocks” and are also confident none of my supposed past logins ever said “sorry”? > [@Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/2326): > > It’s that Canadian way that they say “sorry”. > > Of course, I’ve never heard any of his trocks say that word. And where’s that cite on me being a wannabe Nazi? Do you typically fling out that comment to people you don’t know from Adam? Oh wait, it was a joke. Right. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/722 "2021-04-06T18:49:02Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Nazis don’t actually have standards. Being really keen on “standards” is sort of the Nazis’ biggest thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633.md?page=37)