# Sam Stone believes Trump's tweets

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 10, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633 "2020-10-10T13:47:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1304 "2021-10-11T18:27:46Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> retty sure the good Capt meant in the spirit of how we mop the floor with Sam’s arguments. 😉

> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> I took it to mean so much crap being spewed that the toilet was backing up and out onto the floor.

Sure. Okay. That’s the ticket. 😉

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1305 "2021-12-03T15:53:54Z")

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Getting back to the general “Sam should learn to keep his biscuit trap shut lest he invoke the retribution of the Dopers”…

> [@Beto O'Rourke's running for Governor](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/beto-orourkes-running-for-governor/954382/44):
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> The Democrats should focus on finding candidates with real qualifications, rather than going for celebrities, people who look good for the camera or who tick the right intersectional boxes.

I mean, did he _really_ think we weren’t going to draw the obvious parallel? Or is he really just trolling to get a rise out of us?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1306 "2021-12-06T11:24:48Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> I mean, did he _really_ think

Let’s work on this part before we proceed to the rest of that sentence.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1307 "2021-12-06T19:28:35Z")

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Sorry…I don’t know whatever possessed me…

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**Author:** ![Ranch\_Dip](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranch_dip/32/5238_2.png) [@Ranch\_Dip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranch_Dip)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1308 "2021-12-06T19:31:13Z")

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Geez, how old is this thread? Orange Turd hasn’t had twitter for a while.

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1309 "2021-12-06T19:37:45Z")

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Yes, but its secondary value as a clearinghouse for Sam’s ill-conceived postings on this board is truly unabated.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1310 "2022-01-03T00:12:31Z")

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Nice to see that he pulls notions out of his ass about other countries as well. See the thread on the British monarchy succession.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2022, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1311 "2022-01-03T05:51:25Z")

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Sam’s a Canadian and obliquely a subject of QE. Why wouldn’t he be entitled to comment about the future succession?

- Squeegee, American who has no comment on same

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1312 "2022-01-15T23:06:04Z")

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Now he claims he doesn’t know how Trump feels about mail in voting. Disingenuous motherfucker.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1313 "2022-01-15T23:48:58Z")

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Anyone who is genuinely unsure what Trump wants needs only to apply the Trump general principle. That is that Trump wants it for himself, and no one else can have it.  
Not that I believe that Sam doesn’t know how Trump feels about mail in voting.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1314 "2022-01-15T23:51:54Z")

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Sam had a media filter that changed Trump to Nrump in everything he reads or heard. That is how he can parrot Trumps lines so faithfully while claiming he has no idea whose lines he is parroting.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1315 "2022-01-16T02:43:02Z")

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Well, he did give good advice that the Democrats would do better if they were not such a socialist, lazy union loving party that has moved so far left now that it’s just inconceivable. Very nice of him.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1316 "2022-01-16T02:51:09Z")

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To be fair, even Trump would never say anything that stupid.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1317 "2022-01-16T03:58:22Z")

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So wait, are you saying Trump is channeling @Sam_Stone, and not the other way around?

Yeah, I can see that.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1318 "2022-01-16T04:04:00Z")

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No, I’m saying that the deranged evil forces that are channeling through both of them are trying to maintain some of Trump’s credibility, but not Sam’s.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1319 "2022-01-16T04:38:56Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> No, I’m saying that the deranged evil forces that are channeling through both of them are trying to maintain some of Trump’s credibility

Well, good luck with that shit, evil forces!

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1320 "2022-01-16T06:11:11Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> Disingenuous motherfucker.

Methinks you misspelled “lying sack of shit”.

Nothing disingenuous about @Sam_Stone. He’s just a flat out liar.

As to whether he has engaged in coitus with his mother as you suggest well, I would say it’s even money.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1321 "2022-01-16T15:46:31Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> Sam had a media filter that changed Trump to Nrump in everything he reads or heard.

Do you see the nrumps?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1322 "2022-01-16T15:48:12Z")

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> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#):
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> As to whether he has engaged in coitus with his mother as you suggest well, I would say it’s even money. -

No way she’d risk having another one like that.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2022, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1323 "2022-01-17T10:07:16Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> Do you see the nrumps?

Hey - I didn’t get a “nrump” from that guy!

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