# Sam Stone believes Trump's tweets **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633 "2020-10-10T13:47:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1384 "2022-11-19T02:52:28Z")
Yeah, that was a staggering display. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1385 "2022-11-19T05:47:47Z")
Elmo? Which thread did I miss? ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1386 "2022-11-19T10:15:50Z")
Sorry. Elon Musk. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1387 "2022-11-19T12:25:08Z")
Pretty sure it’s a reference to > [@Is it Legal? Elon Musk ultimatum. Do ‘extremely hardcore’ work or get out](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-legal-elon-musk-ultimatum-do-extremely-hardcore-work-or-get-out/975040/112): > > If we were still allowed to wager here, I would gladly wager even money that Twitter will still exist in a year or two. Be careful not to stay in a bubble. I keep reading how Twitter is shedding users like crazy, but according to Musk Twitter is gaining users at a rapid clip. Elon makes mistakes because he moves fast, but like an Agile programmer he refactors quickly when things go wrong. I think we’re seeing the kind of iterative engineering philosophy applied to management of Twitter… ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1388 "2022-11-19T13:40:53Z")
I was referring to him being completely whooshed by his New Lord Elon talking about rehiring Ligma Johnson. In his brain this was a master stroke of “refactoring” ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1389 "2022-11-19T14:02:35Z")
That was in the post i linked. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1390 "2022-11-19T14:08:09Z")
> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#): > > I was referring to him being completely whooshed by his New Lord Elon talking about rehiring Ligma Johnson. This so makes me want to prank call Elon: “I’m calling for a Mr. Jass, first name Hugh.” Stranger ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1391 "2022-11-19T14:29:53Z")
> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#): > > This so makes me want to prank call Elon: I assume that he’s fired the receptionists(or they quit), so he’s the one that would take the call. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1392 "2022-11-19T15:52:00Z")
Oops! Sorry! ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1393 "2022-11-19T18:19:43Z")
As we sure he’s not a comedian? The Elon Musk thread had been comedy gold. Gold, Jerry, gold. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1394 "2022-11-19T18:41:49Z")
And it hit Rump and his Unwashed Horde dead center. “Million to One shot Doc! A Million to One!” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1395 "2022-11-19T21:04:56Z")
> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#): > > Elon Musk. Maybe Elmo Musk is what Elon turns into when you make him angry. You would probably like him more when he’s angry. [![](https://media-assets.wired.it/photos/6374e9ea9abb7784b77f3e61/16:9/w_2000,h_1125,c_limit/Progetto%20senza%20titolo%20(10).png) ](https://media-assets.wired.it/photos/6374e9ea9abb7784b77f3e61/16:9/w_2000,h_1125,c_limit/Progetto%20senza%20titolo%20(10).png) _Tickle Me Elon_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1396 "2022-11-19T21:13:51Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@Mighty\_Mouse](#): > > > > Elon Musk. > > Maybe Elmo Musk is what Elon turns into when you make him angry. > > You would probably like him more when he’s angry. > > [https://media-assets.wired.it/photos/6374e9ea9abb7784b77f3e61/16:9/w\_2000,h\_1125,c\_limit/Progetto%20senza%20titolo%20(10).png](https://media-assets.wired.it/photos/6374e9ea9abb7784b77f3e61/16:9/w_2000,h_1125,c_limit/Progetto%20senza%20titolo%20(10).png) > > _Tickle Me Elon_ - With a cattle prod. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2022, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1397 "2022-11-19T21:58:02Z")
Or Elon is what you get when an Elmo grows up that didn’t get tickled enough. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1398 "2022-11-21T16:42:00Z")
> [@Is it Legal? Elon Musk ultimatum. Do ‘extremely hardcore’ work or get out](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-legal-elon-musk-ultimatum-do-extremely-hardcore-work-or-get-out/975040/112): > > Be careful not to stay in a bubble. Wise words. Perhaps he could also advise us on the benefits of basic self-awareness. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1399 "2022-11-21T23:24:39Z")
And also on the ways to get a joke about Licking a Johnson? Bet he’d be good at that. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1400 "2022-11-22T01:44:19Z")
Today I’d like to mention the hit-or-miss jalapeño peppers at my local supermarket. A full 3/4 of the time, the jalapeño peppers are as spicy as sweet peppers (?). I’m guessing that this is due to either weird cross pollination or some failed cross breeding to make them genetically more hearty as a plant. Still, every once in a while, the jalapeño that you buy are at full strength… and wow are they awesome! The last two that I bought were such full strength ones. I had some left over chili-cheese fries where the chili was not that hot. On the reheat, I added the peppers (sliced) and put more cheddar on top before microwaving. The effect was… note worthy? I don’t know if I have ever had polyps, but if I did, they’re gone now. Picture Wile E Coyote riding a Six Flags ‘Runaway Train’ ride while holding up a little sign that says, \< Yipe! \> . TL;DR Today I won the jalapeño pepper lottery… ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1401 "2022-11-22T03:06:32Z")
@Mundane_Super_Hero jeez this thread has drifted. also, capsaicin is not an effective treatment for colonic polyps. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1402 "2022-11-22T03:17:23Z")
I’m very sorry; thought this was the ‘November’ thread. Also I have no reason to doubt your medical opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633/1403 "2022-11-22T03:21:39Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > I have no reason to doubt your medical opinion. In the medical community we refer the effect you’re referring to as “wolf ass”. Basically for the howl it elicits from the patients. 😏 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633.md?page=69) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sam-stone-believes-trumps-tweets/922633.md?page=71)