# Samclem, our newest GQ moderator. **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [June 19, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144 "2004-06-19T02:02:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/1 "2004-06-19T02:02:46Z")
I know you will all welcome Samclem as our newest moderator. He’ll be fielding your queries in General Questions. Please be gentle with him as he wades into the fray. your humble TubaDiva Administrator ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/2 "2004-06-19T02:13:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Please be gentle with him as he wades into the fray. Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/3 "2004-06-19T02:19:24Z")
Not only is he a moderator, he’s a [SUPER MODERATOR!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/4 "2004-06-19T02:29:02Z")
> [@Berkut](#): > > Not only is he a moderator, he’s a [SUPER MODERATOR!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Does he get a cape with that title? And if yes, does it enable the user to fly? ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/5 "2004-06-19T02:30:31Z")
Maybe he can prevent trainwrecks by acting as one of the damaged rails. Just like in the movie. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/6 "2004-06-19T02:32:25Z")
See, he’s doing a good job already! All of our staffers are super moderators. Some are super duper. your humble TubaDiva Administrator ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/7 "2004-06-19T02:35:25Z")
Actually, the rest of us are Super Moderators too, we just wear nebbishy suits over the big red and yellow “M” and sport non-prescription eyeglasses that don’t actually do anything. Now, Sam, speaking of that coffee cup, there are certain traditions concerning the newest mod. So, could I get a refill, here? ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/8 "2004-06-19T02:54:03Z")
Oh great, Mike. Now you’ll be telling people about our clubhouse here at the Fortress of So– Hey! Sam! Rookie washes the dishes, ya know. your humble TubaDiva ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/9 "2004-06-19T03:08:18Z")
It’s about damned time. Now I can stop worrying about moderator coverage here and start worrying about more important things, like checking whether or not my books are arranged by subject in alphabetical order, or if I need more shelves, or where in hell the vacuum cleaner is. This is a relief, this is. ---
**Author:** ![paperbackwriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@paperbackwriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paperbackwriter)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/10 "2004-06-19T04:14:27Z")
Congrats, **samclem**. Nice to see and very well-deserved. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/11 "2004-06-19T04:22:14Z")
Welcome aboard **samclem** :). Have a pleasant… _LOOK OUT_ _LOOK OUT_ _OG SMASH_ ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/12 "2004-06-19T04:38:07Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > Now, Sam, speaking of that coffee cup, there are certain traditions concerning the newest mod. So, could I get a refill, here? Sure, just as soon as I get this goat to quit eating my cape. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/13 "2004-06-19T05:19:10Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Sure, just as soon as I get this goat to quit eating my cape. That’s not a goat, that’s **Coldfire**. He has a thing for capes. And he looks like that. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/14 "2004-06-19T07:33:13Z")
Welcome, **samclem**. It’s good to have you on board. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/15 "2004-06-19T13:30:08Z")
Nice to have you on Board, so to speak. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/16 "2004-06-19T13:49:41Z")
Congrats? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/17 "2004-06-19T14:16:27Z")
Hey, cool! A mod I actually like! 😛 j/k, I like some of the others, too Really [sigh…] okay, where do I send the check _this_ time? btw, what are your fields? Or are you more of a renaissance man? ;j ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/18 "2004-06-19T15:43:58Z")
He’s into nu…numis…numo…numerology. And bugs. I’d bet this Double Eagle on it. Congrats, **samclem**! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/19 "2004-06-19T16:46:57Z")
Very cool. Welcome to the insanity, **Sam**. Now quit playing with the goat, er, **Coldfire** and go lay some serious mod whup ass on **GQ**. It’s been nearly a day and you haven’t even been pitted yet. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144/20 "2004-06-19T17:25:45Z")
Welcome to the asylum, **Sam**. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-our-newest-gq-moderator/251144.md?page=2)