# Samclem, you're wrong **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [August 27, 2013, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349 "2013-08-27T23:58:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349/121 "2013-08-30T22:47:21Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > My husband learned this the hard way: tuck, THEN zip. Yet another reason I’m glad I’m circumcised – not that you’re out of danger but that 1/4" or so does give some slight room for error. That said, does your hubby have an answer to the eternal problem we face: “No matter how much you shake it, the last drop falls after you tuck it away?” Many thanks before hand – no pun intended. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349/122 "2013-08-30T22:54:19Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Yet another reason I’m glad I’m circumcised – not that you’re out of danger but that 1/4" or so does give some slight room for error. > > That said, does your hubby have an answer to the eternal problem we face: “No matter how much you shake it, the last drop falls after you tuck it away?” As recited to me by a ten year old girl in our Baptist church, it was “No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops get caught in your pants.” ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349/123 "2013-08-31T13:36:15Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > Yet another reason I’m glad I’m circumcised – not that you’re out of danger but that 1/4" or so does give some slight room for error. > > That said, does your hubby have an answer to the eternal problem we face: “No matter how much you shake it, the last drop falls after you tuck it away?” > > Many thanks before hand – no pun intended. Bill is circumcised. And was before this unfortunate incident occurred. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349/124 "2013-09-01T03:50:43Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I can see no possible reason why someone should use a sig. > > Regards, > Shodan Because people might think in a not-too-friendly post that the sig for that one post may read as a final sarcastic flip-off. Oh, and I am the Best, Leo ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349/125 "2013-09-01T15:41:13Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I can see no possible reason why someone should use a sig. I can. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349/126 "2013-09-01T16:18:21Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > Bill is circumcised. And was before this unfortunate incident occurred. Does Bill know you talk about his penis in a wildly popular Internet board? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349/127 "2013-09-01T20:04:51Z")
> [@donkeyoatey](#): > > Yeah, it’s like goldy and bronzy, only it’s made of iron. Bronzy by goldy heard the hoofirony, steelyringing. Imperthnthn thnthnthn. (That’s for **Leo Bloom**.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samclem-youre-wrong/667349.md?page=6)