# Sampiro -- how you doin'?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 10, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168 "2006-08-10T16:05:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/21 "2006-08-11T06:15:07Z")

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There’s a gay recruitment thread going on right now. Maybe you could swing over there and turn somebody?

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/22 "2006-08-11T06:36:51Z")

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Shhhh! Don’t be so loud about recruiting or the Gay Army will come over here and smoke us all out of our holes. They’re armed and fabulous.

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/23 "2006-08-11T06:48:10Z")

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Ditto the “put me on the wacky story mailing list” plea! In fact, I almost wish there could be a Daily Sampiro column or email that I could read each morning, just to get a flavor of your wonderful storytelling to start my day off right. 🙂

And you know, sir, you can offer me your seat on a train any day.

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**Author:** ![yingtongtiddleipo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/f6c823/32.png) [@yingtongtiddleipo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yingtongtiddleipo)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/24 "2006-08-11T08:59:27Z")

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I’d like to send you a wave and a hug too Samp! And may I please go on that mailing list too?

You and Mister Wang-Ka were one of the main reasons I signed up, and more than once your posts have caused unfortunate tea + computer interfaces!

Best wishes

Ying

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/25 "2006-08-11T09:38:52Z")

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Ya know, just posting the story here would be quicker than keeping track of all these email addresses! But if you’re determined to go email, I want to be on that list, please.

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**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/26 "2006-08-11T14:00:07Z")

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I’m not gay, but willing to try if it will improve the narrative.

So, How \*you \* doin’?

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your mailing list also.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/27 "2006-08-11T14:29:05Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]  
smoke us all out of our holes.  
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Who’s going to do what now?

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**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/28 "2006-08-11T14:30:00Z")

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I, too, find myself intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your mailing list.

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**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/29 "2006-08-11T15:02:40Z")

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Yes, please, tell me more about this 2800-year-old, hysterical-deafness-inducing mummy!

Glad to hear you’re doing OK.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/30 "2006-08-11T15:28:52Z")

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I think of you often, too, **Sampiro** ; in fact I’ve been waiting for you to come back to your Gone with the Wind thread so we can continue talking about madames. I hope you still have me on your Send Me Stories email list.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/31 "2006-08-11T15:36:03Z")

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Just yesterday I was listinning to a guy with a southern accent, tell a long, hilarious story about some family drama, all hand-gesturing and doing characters in their voice and I thought: “This sounds like I imagine Sampiro”, and I wondered this too!

Glad to hear you’re making it, and keeping your head through it all.

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**Author:** ![tashabot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tashabot/32/6250_2.png) [@tashabot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tashabot)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/32 "2006-08-11T16:34:53Z")

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[QUOTE=yingtongtiddleipo]

You and Mister Wang-Ka were one of the main reasons I signed up

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Same! I love **Sampiro** ’s stories about his momma, or really, about anything. He’s a damn good writer and has a great sense of humor.

And **Master Wang-Ka** (is it Master or Mister? Can’t remember. Whatever) is the other half of the equation for me joining - I read an old thread of his about scaring Jehova’s Witnesses in his underwear and I was sold.

Sampiro, I hope everything goes well, that there’s a funny story out of it, and that I can please be on that e-mail list? _bats eyelashes_

I’m a bisexual female, but what the hell. How YOU doin’?? 😉

~Tasha

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/33 "2006-08-11T16:36:18Z")

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Mummy Stories? So who gets to wear the Indiana Jones hat? Sign me up, too!

(Glad to hear your mom’s doing OK.)

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/34 "2006-08-11T17:04:34Z")

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Wait…what? Your sister got into a screaming match with a mummy, who then developed hysterical deafness as a defense mechanism?

Yesh, you’d better email me with the real story so I stop sreading erroneous fact.

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/35 "2006-08-11T17:35:41Z")

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::Enters thread. Sees e-mail bandwagon. Jumps on::

Peace and strength, **sampiro**

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/36 "2006-08-11T17:41:58Z")

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**Sampiro** , deepest sympathies. It will work out though. Please add me to the list, if you can.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/37 "2006-08-11T17:48:24Z")

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Well, as you don’t seem interested in posting the story here, **Sampiro** , by all means add me to the e-mail list!

I’m glad to hear your mom’s doing okay, too.

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**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/38 "2006-08-11T17:57:22Z")

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Well, at least you’re not _bored_…glad things are at least ok with your mom’s health. Can’t wait to hear the rest. Email’s in the profile and since I am an _ahem_ _editor_ with _ahem\*\*connections_…no, really. I’m very well-connected. Kneebones connected to the thigh bones, thigh bones connected to the hip…well, you get the idea. Hope things stay status quo or better.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/39 "2006-08-11T18:07:53Z")

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I want the story, too! (Dude, you might as well post it, you know.)

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampiro-how-you-doin/368168/40 "2006-08-11T18:08:58Z")

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Add me to that e-mail. I’ve got to hear this one.

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