# Sampling Hot Tamales Down South

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 20, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950 "2011-09-20T15:00:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/1 "2011-09-20T15:00:11Z")

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I was approached by a coworker the other day as I was snacking on some Hot Tamales (the candy), who asked if I’d ever “tried them from the other side”. It seems that people in some Asian countries insert the Cinnamon flavored candy into their anuses before sex.

My Asian Dopers: Is this true or are my coworkers pulling my leg?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/2 "2011-09-20T15:24:07Z")

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No, it’s true. It’s the same Asian country where guys explode after sitting on a truck tire inflator, and women give “birth” to brine shrimp after masturbating with a lobster.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/3 "2011-09-20T15:49:03Z")

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Good-n-Plenty is where it’s at.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/4 "2011-09-20T15:59:13Z")

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I prefer using a ring pop. Though a full bag of peanut M&Ms can be fun.

Joe

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/5 "2011-09-20T16:02:22Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Good-n-Plenty is where it’s at.

Mike ‘n’ 'Ikes.  
Or Skittles. Taste the rainbow!

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/6 "2011-09-20T16:15:43Z")

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**Mentos**. The _Felchmaker_!™

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/7 "2011-09-20T16:47:18Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Good-n-Plenty is where it’s at.

Nothing pleases a woman more than to be told she is plenty good. At least the women I’ve been around.

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**Author:** ![awldune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@awldune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/awldune)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/8 "2011-09-20T17:05:00Z")

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Pepper stimulates blood flow to the mucuous membranes, and a “Texas Pete BJ” is something I’ve heard of.

Seems possible somebody somewhere has tried it, although it seems like it would burn like crazy.

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sampling-hot-tamales-down-south/596950/9 "2011-09-20T17:52:09Z")

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I am truly sorry I asked the question…It’s going to be a while before I can eat candy again…