Sam's Club, and their aggressive outside salespeople, can bite my shiny metal ass!

The main reason they don’t see declining sales in stores because of these jerks, is because, at least in the two Sam’s Clubs I frequent, these pushy sales types are stationed right in front of the pharmacy/drugs/soaps/cosmetics section, which has to be a high-value section that people specifically go to the place to visit. So it’s either get what you came for and tolerate the assholes, or get everything but that and go home.

Most people, I suspect would rather buy their toothpaste in bulk and will put up with it.

So, it’s June now. Spring’s essentially over. Have you conducted your Trinity test, yet? How many kilotons was it? Are you going to now lay it on my ass?

Huh! Was wondering the same.

Maybe we’ll find out what his ‘nuclear option’ consists of. Or not.

Was headed into BJ’s for the sweet jebus pack of plastic forks, knives and spoons to get ready for the goddaughter summer invasions and on the way in got buttonholed by someone wanting to sell me a treadmill. They started their spiel before looking up and after I said no they asked if I went to a gym and then looked up to see me in a wheelchair <evil smiley>

Two words: vanity press.