# Samuel L. Jackson in ANY movie
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [July 13, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340 "2008-07-13T17:10:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/1 "2008-07-13T17:10:35Z")
Is it possible that Samuel L. Jackson could have made ANY movie in history better?
Think of the possibilities:
In the Heat of the Night
The Exorcist
2001: A Space Odyssey
The Godfather
Jaws
Please, take a memorable scene from a Classic, and add Sam in there; tell me that scene dosen’t get better!
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### Author:  [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/2 "2008-07-13T17:28:27Z")
_Jaws:_ I’m tired of this motherfucking shark attacking this motherfucking boat!
_In the Heat of the Night_: They call me Mr. Tibbs, motherfucker!
_The Godfather_: He made him an offer the motherfucker couldn’t refuse.
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### Author:  [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/3 "2008-07-13T18:04:18Z")
Samuel L. Jackson as Gandalf :eek:
Or Aragorn.
As Voldemort.
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### Author:  [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/4 "2008-07-13T18:08:07Z")
2001: A Space Odyssey
"HAL, you better open them muthafuckin’ doors before before I jump outta this pod into the airlock an rip memory chips outta your muthafuckin’ central core!
NOW OPEN THEM MUTHAFUCKIN POD BAY DOORS!"
I Bet in the Exorcist “Father Sam” would be smacking Regan around the moment she pukes on him.
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### Author:  [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/5 "2008-07-13T18:14:52Z")
I can see him as **Forrest Gump** …
"Life is like a box of chocolates…and if you touch my soft-centres, **I’ll rip you a new ass-hole, motherfucka…!!!**"
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### Author:  [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/6 "2008-07-13T18:20:27Z")
[QUOTE=Chimera]
Samuel L. Jackson as Gandalf :eek:
[/QUOTE]
Frodo: It’s a pity Bilbo didn’t kill him when he had the chance!
Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand. Many that live deserve death, And that Motherfucker deserved to die, and I hope he burns in Hell!
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### Author:  [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/7 "2008-07-13T18:31:31Z")
Gandhi.
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### Author:  [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/8 "2008-07-13T19:55:05Z")
[QUOTE=Enola Straight]
2001: A Space Odyssey
"HAL, you better open them muthafuckin’ doors before before I jump outta this pod into the airlock an rip memory chips outta your muthafuckin’ central core!
NOW OPEN THEM MUTHAFUCKIN POD BAY DOORS!"
[/QUOTE]
Or, alternatively, SAM\* as HAL
(\*Silicon Advanced Muthafucka’)
I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t fuckin’ do that!
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/9 "2008-07-13T20:23:59Z")
Must include this you tube clip: [Ten things I hate about Commandments](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOGibLrSsY)
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/10 "2008-07-13T20:44:30Z")
The Muppet Movie.
_sings_
Why are there so many muthafuckin songs about rainbows?
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### Author:  [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/11 "2008-07-13T20:46:06Z")
Aliens;
“I say we take off, nuke the muthafucka from orbit. Issa only way to be sure”
or as the Queen menaces down on Newt;
“Bitch, PLEASE”
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### Author:  [@Satellite\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satellite_Guy)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/12 "2008-07-14T02:42:38Z")
“Hallo… My name is Inigo Montoya… You killed my father… Now you’re gonna motherfuckin’ die, bitch!”
S^G
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/13 "2008-07-14T03:46:56Z")
_Casablanca_: (Whipping out a chrome plated .45) Goddamn it Sam, I said play that muthafucker again. If she can stand it then so the fuck can I.
The Passion:
As Jesus is dying on the cross he says his last words: (If you think you may be offended, don’t look at the spoiler box)
What you are witnessing is a Goddamn miracle and I want you to acknowledge it!
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Pollux\_Oil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollux_Oil)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/14 "2008-07-14T03:49:24Z")
This isn’t really inserting Samuel Jackson into another movie, but all three Star Wars prequel movies are infinitely better if you insert “motherfucker” in all of his lines.
“You refer to the prophecy of The One who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it’s this motherfucker?”
"But which motherfucker was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?
“This party’s over, motherfucker.”
“We will not be hostages to be bartered, Dooku, you motherfucker.”
“May the force be with us all, motherfucker.”
"The oppression of the Sith will never return! You, motherfucker, have lost!
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### Author:  [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/15 "2008-07-14T04:09:38Z")
As Herb Brooks in [Miracle](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHo0rJC5t-o) NSFWMF\*
\*Not Safe For Work, Motherfucker!
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### Author:  [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/16 "2008-07-14T04:51:22Z")
I find that he makes a rather nice stand-in for James Earl Jones:
Simba.
Father?
Simba, you have forgotten me.
What?
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
What?
Say “what” again! Say “what” again! I dare you, I double dare you, mother-fucker! Say “what” one more goddamn time!
Or…
This field, this game, it’s a part of our past, motherfucker! It reminds us of all that once was good and could be again. Oh, people will come, motherfucker! People will most definitely come.
Or…
You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants and my pets, and THAT is what grieves me the most! You killed my motherfuckin’ snake!
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### Author:  [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/17 "2008-07-14T15:40:41Z")
If they had a movie called “Samuel L. Jackson Yelling and Kicking Ass for Two Hours” I would seriously be the first in line to watch it.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/18 "2008-07-14T15:42:01Z")
Samuel Jackson in _Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure._ “I know you are, motherfucker, but what am I?”
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### Author:  [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/19 "2008-07-14T15:44:36Z")
[QUOTE=Chimera]
Samuel L. Jackson as Gandalf :eek:
Or Aragorn.
As Voldemort.
[/QUOTE]
At first I read this as Ghandi! 🙂
Boy, imagine that!
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### Author:  [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/samuel-l-jackson-in-any-movie/456340/20 "2008-07-14T16:01:20Z")
Not a movie but an actual project- imagine the possibilities-
Samuel L. Jackson really did the Voice of God in the all-black recording THE BIBLE EXPERIENCE.
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