# Sandman duel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184 "2007-05-15T15:05:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mrs.Millamant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@Mrs.Millamant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Millamant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/21 "2007-05-15T21:06:25Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] I am a power outtage. [/QUOTE] I am a flashlight, steady-beamed, illuminating. ---
**Author:** ![Puzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Puzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Puzzler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/22 "2007-05-15T21:13:34Z")
[QUOTE=Mrs. Millamant] I am a flashlight, steady-beamed, illuminating. [/QUOTE] I am a leaky battery, releasing acid, contaminating. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/23 "2007-05-15T21:17:16Z")
[QUOTE=Puzzler] I am a leaky battery, releasing acid, contaminating. [/QUOTE] I am a base, neutralizing, producing water and salt. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/24 "2007-05-15T21:19:43Z")
[QUOTE=CaerieD] I am a base, neutralizing, producing water and salt. [/QUOTE] I am CATS. All your base are belong to me. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/25 "2007-05-15T22:28:18Z")
> [@](#): > > I am CATS. All your base are belong to me. I am catnip: tasty but with unpredictable results. I am the rock in the box: I burning your dog. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/26 "2007-05-15T22:45:00Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] I am catnip: tasty but with unpredictable results. [/QUOTE] I am an Herbalist, brewing and bubbling. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/27 "2007-05-15T22:57:25Z")
I am a cheap-ass cauldron, rusting and leaking. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/28 "2007-05-15T23:33:37Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] I am a cheap-ass cauldron, rusting and leaking. [/QUOTE] I am June Carter Cash risen from the dead and picking up the herbs. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/29 "2007-05-15T23:39:04Z")
I am a Rasta, zombie-dispatching, herb-smoking. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/30 "2007-05-15T23:54:39Z")
I am Haile Selassie telling you to do my bidding. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/31 "2007-05-16T00:08:45Z")
I am The Hulk, only deaf and mute. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/32 "2007-05-16T01:19:14Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] I am The Hulk, only deaf and mute. [/QUOTE] I am Bruce Banner’s pants, tear-defying, Hulk-containing (and censor-pleasing!) ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/33 "2007-05-16T02:30:54Z")
[QUOTE=wevets] I am Bruce Banner’s pants, tear-defying, Hulk-containing (and censor-pleasing!) [/QUOTE] I am the Marvel Ultimates Universe, pants-shedding, censor-defying. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/34 "2007-05-16T02:30:59Z")
[QUOTE=wevets] I am Bruce Banner’s pants, tear-defying, Hulk-containing (and censor-pleasing!) [/QUOTE] I am a rivet, jean reinforcing, building building ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/35 "2007-05-16T02:58:29Z")
[QUOTE=USCDiver] I am a rivet, jean reinforcing, building building [/QUOTE] I am Bender, please insert girder, (taker off of pants, wrecker of buildings) ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/36 "2007-05-16T03:30:43Z")
> [@](#): > > I am Bender, please insert girder, (taker off of pants, wrecker of buildings) I am a virus, hardware crashing, data destroying. ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/37 "2007-05-16T03:46:54Z")
[QUOTE=Peter Morris] I am a virus, hardware crashing, data destroying. [/QUOTE] I am an anti-retroviral medication, nausea inducing, life prolonging ---
**Author:** ![Puzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Puzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Puzzler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/38 "2007-05-16T06:38:42Z")
[QUOTE=USCDiver] I am an anti-retroviral medication, nausea inducing, life prolonging [/QUOTE] Medication against a computer virus? Anyway… I am allergy, medication intolerant, anaphylactic shock causing ---
**Author:** ![Menocchio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Menocchio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Menocchio)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/39 "2007-05-16T13:00:28Z")
I am a steroid, inflammation quelling, breath-saving ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/40 "2007-05-16T13:25:36Z")
[QUOTE=Menocchio] I am a steroid, inflammation quelling, breath-saving [/QUOTE] I am an itch in the middle of your back, chronic, steroid-resistant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184.md?page=3)