# Sandman duel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184 "2007-05-15T15:05:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Puzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Puzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Puzzler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/41 "2007-05-16T14:17:49Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] I am an itch in the middle of your back, chronic, steroid-resistant. [/QUOTE] I am a long fingernail, scratching, relieving itch. Y’know, you really should try scratching first 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/42 "2007-05-16T14:25:28Z")
I am a fungus critter, yellow, nail-up-prying, creepifying. ---
**Author:** ![Puzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Puzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Puzzler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/43 "2007-05-16T14:35:11Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] I am a fungus critter, yellow, nail-up-prying, creepifying. [/QUOTE] I am an insect – no nails, no problems! ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/44 "2007-05-16T14:50:49Z")
> [@](#): > > I am an insect – no nails, no problems! I am a boot, bug stomping, spider crushing ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/45 "2007-05-16T17:18:57Z")
[QUOTE=Peter Morris] I am a boot, bug stomping, spider crushing [/QUOTE] I am Homer Simpson, boot-disparaging, beer-drinking. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/46 "2007-05-16T17:42:25Z")
[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3=] I am Homer Simpson, boot-disparaging, beer-drinking. [/QUOTE] I am the childproof medicine cap, pause-inducing, Homer-frustrating. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/47 "2007-05-16T17:55:22Z")
I am the determined toddler in the Terrible Twos, applying energy and ingenuity without limits. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/48 "2007-05-16T18:11:12Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] I am the determined toddler in the Terrible Twos, applying energy and ingenuity without limits. [/QUOTE] I am The Nap, irresistible and unforgiving. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/49 "2007-05-16T18:35:25Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] I am The Nap, irresistible and unforgiving. [/QUOTE] I am Sugar, tooth rotting and rush inducing. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/50 "2007-05-16T18:56:12Z")
I am Death. Peaceful and final . ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/51 "2007-05-16T19:04:58Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] I am Death. Peaceful and final . [/QUOTE] I am Memory, eternal and forever. (OK, that’s redundant.) ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/52 "2007-05-16T19:09:44Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] I am Memory, eternal and forever. (OK, that’s redundant.) [/QUOTE] I am Alzheimer’s, insidious and degenerative. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/53 "2007-05-16T19:10:40Z")
[QUOTE=CaerieD] I am Alzheimer’s, insidious and degenerative. [/QUOTE] I am Love, accepting and gentle. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/54 "2007-05-16T19:19:03Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] I am Love, accepting and gentle. [/QUOTE] I am Hate, callous and spiteful. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/55 "2007-05-16T19:28:27Z")
I am Laughter, clear and open. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/56 "2007-05-16T19:43:55Z")
I am a corporate training seminar, mandatory and condescending. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/57 "2007-05-16T20:31:19Z")
I am casual Fridays, optional and uplifting ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/58 "2007-05-16T20:50:19Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I am casual Fridays, optional and uplifting [/QUOTE] I am the office fat chick in Daisy Dukes and a halter top who ruins it for everybody. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/59 "2007-05-16T21:19:02Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] I am the office fat chick in Daisy Dukes and a halter top who ruins it for everybody. [/QUOTE] I am fashion sense, elegant, cellulite-hiding. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/60 "2007-05-17T01:36:55Z")
[QUOTE=Little Plastic Ninja] I am fashion sense, elegant, cellulite-hiding. [/QUOTE] I am nerd, clashing and ill-fitting. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184.md?page=4)