# Sandman duel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184 "2007-05-15T15:05:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/61 "2007-05-17T02:13:37Z")
> [@](#): > > I am nerd, clashing and ill-fitting. I am a bully, lunch-money stealing, swilie-giving ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/62 "2007-05-17T04:05:00Z")
I am Marty McFly, time travelling, bully emasculating ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/63 "2007-05-17T05:26:34Z")
I am Marty’s mom, boobalicious and incestariffic. ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/64 "2007-05-17T06:32:47Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] I am Marty’s mom, boobalicious and incestariffic. [/QUOTE] I am midlife, sagging and spreading. ---
**Author:** ![Puzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Puzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Puzzler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/65 "2007-05-17T06:41:08Z")
[QUOTE=muldoonthief] I am Sugar, tooth rotting and rush inducing. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Omegaman] I am Death. Peaceful and final . [/QUOTE] Really? You need _Death_ to beat _Sugar_? Anyway, back to the game… [QUOTE=Reepicheep] I am midlife, sagging and spreading. [/QUOTE] I am children, lovable, make midlife worth living. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/66 "2007-05-17T12:57:03Z")
[QUOTE=Puzzler] I am children, lovable, make midlife worth living. [/QUOTE] I am Children, screeching, exhausting. ---
**Author:** ![Puzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Puzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Puzzler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/67 "2007-05-17T13:58:18Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] I am Children, screeching, exhausting. [/QUOTE] I am education, proper, disciplining ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/68 "2007-05-17T14:37:14Z")
[QUOTE=Puzzler] I am education, proper, disciplining [/QUOTE] I am Daydreams, distracting, liberating. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/69 "2007-05-17T14:48:04Z")
I am ADD; entrancing and…OOH let’s go ride bikes! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/70 "2007-05-17T14:49:15Z")
I am a Mack truck, ponderous and bike-crushing. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/71 "2007-05-17T15:08:09Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] I am a Mack truck, ponderous and bike-crushing. [/QUOTE] I am the spirit of poor driving - truck-mangling, [highway-interchange burning](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2007/04/30/MNGK8PI1CI1.DTL). ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/72 "2007-05-17T15:08:33Z")
I am a truck stop whore, knob-polishing, schedule-destroying, virus-spreading. I just wrote a sentence beginning with “I am a truck stop whore”… My mom would be so proud. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/73 "2007-05-17T15:38:54Z")
I am Love. Sweet and everlasting . ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/74 "2007-05-17T15:47:51Z")
I am hate.Bloodthirsthy and violent. Sorry, had to get that one out too. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/75 "2007-05-17T15:50:05Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] I am a truck stop whore, knob-polishing, schedule-destroying, virus-spreading. I just wrote a sentence beginning with “I am a truck stop whore”… My mom would be so proud. [/QUOTE] There’s nothing wrong with whores. The word is kind of harsh. I kind of like ladys of the evening. I’m sure your mother is proud, though . ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/76 "2007-05-17T16:19:16Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] I am Love. Sweet and everlasting . I am hate.Bloodthirsthy and violent. [/QUOTE] I am Indifference, aloof and untouchable. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/77 "2007-05-17T17:23:50Z")
I am mild interest, eyebrow raised but easily distracted. ---
**Author:** ![Puzzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d07c76/32.png) [@Puzzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Puzzler)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/78 "2007-05-17T17:40:10Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] I am mild interest, eyebrow raised but easily distracted. [/QUOTE] I am a punch to the face, cruel and harsh, attention demanding. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/79 "2007-05-17T17:59:41Z")
I am an ice pack, pain numbing, swelling reducing. ---
**Author:** ![Sans\_Seraph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Sans\_Seraph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sans_Seraph)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sandman-duel/404184/80 "2007-05-17T18:10:50Z")
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