# Sanguine Spider Apreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925 "2003-12-19T05:51:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/21 "2003-12-19T21:39:40Z")
! click on the quote button then copy & paste. here’s one for **Eddy Teddy and Freddy** too 🙂 ööö (browse your pc accessories/system tools/character map for more) well… you asked. 😛 ÍÎÏÐÑÒÓÔÍÎÏÐÑÒÓÔÍÎÏÐÑÒÓ ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/22 "2003-12-19T21:40:22Z")
Chin up **SanguineSpider**! I’ve always enjoyed the links you start threads with no matter what the mods say. I hope this comes out right: ```auto :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad: \ / :mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad: :mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad: :mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::):mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::):mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::):mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad: :mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::):mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad::):):mad::mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad::mad::):mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad::mad::mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ``` The :)'s are supposed to be my lame attempt at a sword marking on the abdomen. Happy Holidays **SS** ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/23 "2003-12-19T22:46:35Z")
**Rooves** , I try to put a personal touch into my posts to show I am not some virtual/digital/computer program created to make you think that I’m a living, breathing human sitting in front of a computer screen. I _AM_ a living, breathing human sitting in front of a computer screen! And thank you, too. **Horseflesh** , that was inspired! The time spent and the careful craft of your work has given me deep warm fuzzies. Again, this board RAWKS! **Kizarvexius** , you’re the voice of the silent but still important lurker! Thanks, man… errr, woman? **shijinn** , right on! I don’t have **Horseflesh** ’s patience or skill at the honorable and profound “smilie art”. All of you are so helpful! **Chavardz** , I hope everything comes out well… tee hee! Mention **lieu** ’s name and you may get a good seat! Honestly, people… I love you, too! I am _floating_\* right now… _floating_. But I still hate my handwriting. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/24 "2003-12-19T22:58:42Z")
And those italics make the baby Jesus cry… _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/25 "2003-12-19T23:03:59Z")
I burning your coding! ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/26 "2003-12-19T23:11:10Z")
**SanguineSpider** - I am most decidedly male, of the hopeless romantic sort. Yes, I know you are taken, but a man should have some standards against whom his future prospects may be measured, no? And you have raised the bar very high indeed. It is the absolute truth that the posts which make me laugh the loudest and longest very frequently have your name affixed to them. ---
**Author:** ![Macrophage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/87869e/32.png) [@Macrophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macrophage)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/27 "2003-12-19T23:35:41Z")
Wow I didn’t expect a name by name thanks… thanks and good luck, ! (There should be a spidy thing up there but I don’t know if it’s gonna come out all right) ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/28 "2003-12-20T00:37:36Z")
**Macrophage** , you need to use a [font=webdings] tag. A [size=6] won’t hurt either, and [color=cc0033] makes it sanguine. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/29 "2003-12-20T00:40:29Z")
…don’t forget to close the tags [/font][/size][/color]. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/30 "2003-12-20T01:07:14Z")
**SanguineSpider** , I heard you were in a bit of a funk, girl. So I rounded up a cage full of psychotic squirrels just for you to use as you see fit. 😃 Cheers! -dave ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/31 "2003-12-20T01:13:56Z")
Cheer up, girlfriend! 'Tis the season to be jolly – falalalala…lalalala. Paula ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/32 "2003-12-20T01:20:37Z")
SanguineSpider is the greatest! I love reading your posts. Be of Good Cheer! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/33 "2003-12-20T01:58:39Z")
**ETF** , woman, you can BURN my codes any damn time ya want to! Thanks! Kill me sometime, would ya? **Kizarvexius** , you’ve made me blush, you scoundrel. Keep it up! I mean… your sword, you naughty knave! _cough_ **Macrophage** , only the best for the best, man… Dopers=the best! **cityboy916** , keeper of the noble codes… I ask for your knowledge and coding skills. You gotta show me all you know. I post far too much not to have acquired the same skill, I’m very ashamed of myself. **peritrochoid** , a very thoughtful gift! A cage of crazed squirrels for my use and my use alone!! I shall instruct them to take over the world by inflicting much hit point damage to all they meet, except for Dopers. Dopers are NOT to be damaged. **Blonde** , you give such good death and good cheer, thanks you golden-tressed, killing machine! I fa-la-la in your general direction! **verbenabeast** , I enjoy your posts very much, indeed. You’re not here as often as I’d like but I’ve got you marked! Thanks for coming! I have to admit, my funk has died a warm and wonderful death by good vibage and heartfelt Doper support. You guys really care! You’ve all gone above and beyond any sense of mere duty and moved into the E-Friends zone. I really, REALLY, **REALLY** want to attend a Dope fest! I’m gonna pee myself if I can’t go to one SOON! I know you all aren’t Hellizonians and that sucks goat butt, for I’d like to meet you and suck down many magaritas in your honor. You all RAWK!!! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/34 "2003-12-20T02:08:18Z")
Hey I heard that! Party at **sanguinespider’s** WOo hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/35 "2003-12-20T02:55:59Z")
She’s back! She’s back! I have beheld her spear and sword and it is good. Now go find us some naughty links to gawk at! ---
**Author:** ![WomanofScorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/36 "2003-12-20T03:33:27Z")
Well I’m too late to put you in a good mood because you are already in one by now. I’ll say hey anyway I mean who else is going to send a link of a bobbing manroot? p.s. People are morons. They are designed to get evil looks for moronic things. Just know when life is getting you down, there is always someone here to lend an ear 🙂 Toodles. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/37 "2003-12-20T05:14:34Z")
**Horseflesh** , know ye what thou truly asketh of me? Foolish one, thou shall subject the teeming masses unto more and more knavish links of naughty doom! O, behold thy request at thy peril! OK, you asked for it, man… (points at **Horseflesh** ) he made me do it, folks. **WomanofScorn** , you’re not too late. You’ve been there for me in the past (retail rant thread) and you’re one cool chica! I’ll swap horror stories with you anytime! Now… wonder where I can find more bobbing, dancing, jiggling manroots laying about? You know you love it when I type my infamous term for the male anatomy… manroot, manroot, MANROOT! ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/38 "2003-12-20T05:19:14Z")
Gods, again with the manroot! ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/39 "2003-12-20T05:25:57Z")
Manroot is _eternal_, **GMRyujin** … best ye nay forget tha’. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925/40 "2003-12-20T05:33:05Z")
Well, I gotta say, **Sanguine** , I don’t know you really well, nor have I been here long, but I absolutely love your posts. Keep that chin up girl, you’re one cool chic! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sanguine-spider-apreciation-thread/219925.md?page=3)