# Santa brought dinner from Kreuz Market!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 21, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861 "2007-12-21T20:01:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/1 "2007-12-21T20:01:22Z")

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Last night the jolly old elf himself\* left an insulated shipment from [Kreuz Market](http://www.kreuzmarket.com/index.shtml) on my doorstep! Inside were five frozen pork chops and 25 hotlinks!

I have been very good this year and Santa knows it. 😃

[sub]\*Thanks Dad[/sub]

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/2 "2007-12-21T20:53:49Z")

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If’n you’re cooking up the hotlinks, I’m on my way over.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/3 "2007-12-21T20:56:03Z")

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No brisket? You couldn’t have been _that_ good!

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/4 "2007-12-21T20:59:58Z")

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_German_ style barbecue?

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/5 "2007-12-21T21:16:20Z")

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[QUOTE=UncleBeer]  
_German_ style barbecue?  
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Hill Country central Texas Germans, to be exact.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/6 "2007-12-21T21:28:00Z")

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Food of the gods I tells ya.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/7 "2007-12-22T00:28:36Z")

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[QUOTE=UncleBeer]  
_German_ style barbecue?  
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You have no idea. That entire area of Texas is filled with the bestest BBQ on the planet. I, personally am partial to Smitty’s, but Kreuz is right up there. But the lack of brisket is still puzzling.

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**Author:** ![aktep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@aktep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aktep)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/8 "2007-12-22T04:37:51Z")

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Shipment? Frozen? I’m 20 minutes away, and I have all week off next week. Maybe Santa will go eat dinner at Kreuz market. Or maybe lunch at Kreuz and dinner at Black’s.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/9 "2007-12-22T04:51:31Z")

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Santa delivers from Kreutz? I thought it was supposed to be [Kyrgyzstan](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7152664.stm) 😕

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-brought-dinner-from-kreuz-market/430861/10 "2007-12-22T13:17:34Z")

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**silenus** , you may be right about the lack of brisket. I will endeavor to be ever nicer next year in hopes that Santa will reward me thusly.

**aktep** , will you marry me?
