# Santa Claus! You're a bad, bad, bad man!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 25, 2019, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394 "2019-12-25T08:16:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2019, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/1 "2019-12-25T08:16:00Z")

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Don’t dare me.  
I swear I’ll post it for everyone to see…  
I mean it.  
I have no compunction about sharing TMI.  
Okay, then. I’m doing this:

Well, maybe I shouldn’t, after all.

(;))

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2019, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/2 "2019-12-25T09:07:10Z")

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Merry Christmas, Beck!

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2019, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/3 "2019-12-25T09:20:32Z")

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[I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - SNL - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4vktLutpiY) ?

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2019, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/4 "2019-12-26T19:45:08Z")

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Ohdear.

**Beckdawrek** , I put two and two together (you’ve got a secret you’re afraid you might spill under anesthesia) and now (Santa is a bad etc man)…

Either Santa flashed you, or you’ve been foolin’ around with the jolly guy.

Hmmm.  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2019, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/5 "2019-12-26T20:22:49Z")

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Santa closed down your favorite source of corndogs, right?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2019, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/6 "2019-12-26T22:03:32Z")

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Don’t say that!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2019, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/7 "2019-12-26T23:38:28Z")

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Did the reindeer go poop in your dooryard?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2019, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/8 "2019-12-27T00:43:32Z")

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What’s a dooryard?

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2019, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/9 "2019-12-27T01:22:31Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> What’s a dooryard?

Pretty much three feet like any other yard?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2019, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/10 "2019-12-27T02:26:50Z")

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I’ve been sworn to secrecy. I’ll never tell. (;))

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2019, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-claus-youre-a-bad-bad-bad-man/845394/11 "2019-12-27T19:54:09Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’ve been sworn to secrecy. I’ll never tell. (;))

Not at all like William, huh? He has such a reputation they’ve written songs about it! 😃