# Santa delivers a present to the "fake pimp" O'keefe. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 29, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488 "2010-09-29T16:50:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/41 "2010-09-30T04:38:22Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > [Bozell](http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-bozell/2010/09/29/bozell-denounces-okeefes-ugly-dishonest-and-filthy-stunt) cut him loose immediately. I wonder if Breitbart will have to as well. Good for Bozel, whoever he is. I’ve always said that conservatives need to do more self-policing. Fox News likes to showcase the antics of the New Black Panthers and the fake Native American professor from Colorado. But those guys have no base of support for a reason – lefties are simply better at self-policing than modern conservatives are. If more conservatives had a shred of principle, they would say things like the following: > [@Bozel](#): > > The MRC unequivocally denounces James O’Keefe for his attempted assault on CNN. It isn’t just childish and immature; it’s ugly, dishonest and filthy. There is no place in the conservative movement for this type of behavior and that’s exactly what I warned about in a commentary piece I submitted to [CNN.com](http://CNN.com) just two days ago. > > “Could the Citizen Journalist abuse the public trust?” I wrote in this piece that should run in the next few days. “Hypothetically, of course. Conservatives must all guard against this. Let there be scrutiny, by all means.” And I repeat: there must be scrutiny. > > Bottom line: We want nothing to do with O’Keefe or his dirty antics. > > Read more: [http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-bozell/2010/09/29/bozell-denounces-okeefes-ugly-dishonest-and-filthy-stunt#ixzz10z5zRdB6](http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-bozell/2010/09/29/bozell-denounces-okeefes-ugly-dishonest-and-filthy-stunt#ixzz10z5zRdB6) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/42 "2010-09-30T12:18:34Z")
…and sadly, some bloggers at that site are already rallying to say “hey, it didn’t actually go through, so there’s nothing wrong here” and “why are you throwing him under the bus so quickly”. There are some in that “new generation” actually \*proud \*of being called childish and immature by their elders – right-wing Yippie-ism! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2010, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/43 "2010-09-30T12:40:44Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > If she actually fucked him, he would have asked her to marry him as she would have been the first he didn’t have to pay for. What are you talking about, dude’s hawt! I’d teabag that – with two swinging bowling balls in a croker sack. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/44 "2010-10-01T04:03:40Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > Pff, they screwed up the lyrics. > > _The bubbleheaded bleached-blonde comes on at 5 > She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye > It’s interesting when people die > Give us dirty laundry_ Oddly enough, this is what pisses me off the most about this story; I like that song, dammit, and now that asshole has smeared his greasy fingerprints all over it. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/45 "2010-10-01T04:51:11Z")
Here’s [Abbie Boudreau’s account.](http://siu.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/29/our-documentary-takes-a-strange-detour/) The funny part to me is the list of items: > [@](#): > > b. Props > > 1. condom jar > > 2. dildos > > 3. Music > > a. Alicia keys > > b. 80s romance songs, things that are typically James > > c. avoid Marvin Gaye as too cliche > > 1. lube > > 2. ceiling mirror > > 3. posters and paintings of naked women > > 4. playboys and pornographic magazines > > 5. candles > > 6. Viagra and stamina pills > > 7. fuzzy handcuffs > > 8. blindfold I like how Marvin Gaye is too cliche, but fuzzy handcuffs are in! And if you’re trying to seduce a woman you know what really turns them on? Nude women. And man, he needs viagra for Abbie Boudreau? Really? She’s a total babe. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/46 "2010-10-01T04:53:45Z")
The handcuffs and blindfold are implied threats of sexual assault. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/47 "2010-10-01T05:00:20Z")
So this super-straight suburban Mom discovers her pre-teen son has a stash of bondage and discipline porn, and she freaks, runs to the Dad, throws a fit and ends with “Well, what are you going to do about this?!” “Well, I dunno, honey, but I think spanking is out.” ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/48 "2010-10-01T05:04:49Z")
Still not a word to be found about this on the Fox News site. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/49 "2010-10-01T17:05:43Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > 1. condom jar > > … > > 2. blindfold > > I like how Marvin Gaye is too cliche, but fuzzy handcuffs are in! And if you’re trying to seduce a woman you know what really turns them on? Nude women. And man, he needs viagra for Abbie Boudreau? Really? She’s a total babe. What, no [green beans with butter, rolls and mashed potatoes were to be offered](http://www.theonion.com/articles/satisfaction-guaranteed,16417/)? How lame. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/50 "2010-10-01T17:35:42Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > The handcuffs and blindfold are implied threats of sexual assault. Bit of a stretch, _não é_? Are the candles an implied threat of arson? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/51 "2010-10-01T17:43:03Z")
Maybe not, but that pentagram chalked onto the floor… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/52 "2010-10-01T19:07:31Z")
So, in response to O’Queef’s paranoia that CNN was planning to do a hit-piece on him he decided he’d really give 'em something to negatively portray? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/53 "2010-10-01T20:05:52Z")
The boy is in serious need of some psychotherapy. I recommend Sigmund Schadenfreude. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/54 "2010-10-01T20:09:57Z")
I’m thinking more John Harvey Kellogg. A nice long stay at the Battle Creek Sanitarium would be right up his alley. Repeatedly. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/55 "2010-10-01T20:20:40Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > [@Marley23](#): > > > > The idea was to make her uncomfortable with a clumsy fake seduction attempt and leaving sex toys and stuff lying around, record the whole thing, and pass it around on the internet to “get back” at CNN for having the nerve to give his people an hour of nationwide exposure. > > I don’t see how that would have made _her_ look bad, though. It would have just made him look like a sleaze. What could he have imagined it would have proven about her? Chances are, she would never would have even gotten on the boat with him, but even if she did, she would have told him to fuck off and walked away the second she saw the sex toys and shit. I got the impression he was deluded enough to think he was actually going to be able to get somewhere with her. Well, one would think it would be hard to come out smelling like a rose after walking into an office and asking someone to help you smuggle sex slave children across the border, but he managed to pull that one off with some heavy editing. That probably gave him enough confidence to think that he could portray anything he wanted to. Then add the fact that he’s a total moron who’s now addicted to the spotlight and the adulation he gets from the dittoheads, and I’m sure he was getting desperate to come up with something to get back in the headlines. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/56 "2010-10-01T20:35:25Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I’m thinking more John Harvey Kellogg. A nice long stay at the Battle Creek Sanitarium would be right up his alley. Repeatedly. Would there be high colonics? Because if there would, I’m pretty sure he’s in. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/57 "2010-10-01T21:02:31Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Andy Dick. No question. Part of Hannity to be played by Gilbert Gottfried. Which part of Sean Hannity would he play? And who would play the rest of him? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/58 "2010-10-02T02:36:18Z")
> [@Johnny\_Angel](#): > > So, in response to O’Queef’s paranoia that CNN was planning to do a hit-piece on him he decided he’d really give 'em something to negatively portray? So instead of hitting him on something substantive, he calls attention upon crude buffoonery. True objective: having the serious investigation aborted by turning it into the story of the O’Keefe/Boudreau freaky incident. If the scene goes down as planned the rabid fans get to see a MSM figure embarassed and mortified as a bonus. If not, they still will convince themselves the reaction they get is an ad-hominem attack by PC liberals who can’t take a joke. Remember, those rabid fans think that all the MSM ever do is deliberately libel righteous-true-Americans. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/59 "2010-10-02T03:45:54Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > > > I’m thinking more John Harvey Kellogg. A nice long stay at the Battle Creek Sanitarium would be right up his alley. Repeatedly. > > Would there be high colonics? Because if there would, I’m pretty sure he’s in. I don’t think they make an enema that would fit this big of an asshole. I recommend Jack Kevorkian. He’s not technically a psychiatrist, but I think he would still be able to help O’Keefe’s problems. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488/60 "2010-10-02T04:31:35Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Still not a word to be found about this on the Fox News site. Well if it’s not reported by Fox News, it never happened. Can we get a passing mod to close the thread now? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santa-delivers-a-present-to-the-fake-pimp-okeefe/555488.md?page=4)