# Santa's new little helpers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santas-new-little-helpers/141180>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 7, 2002, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santas-new-little-helpers/141180 "2002-12-07T20:03:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santas-new-little-helpers/141180/21 "2002-12-10T01:00:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ferret Herder \*  
> **Who do you have climbing the Christmas trees, knocking ornaments off, running through the flour in the kitchen, and so forth?**

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> _Originally posted by Kat_  
> **The kittens, of course.**

[sub]Hmmmmmmmm…[/sub]  
Are you still recruiting kittens? If you are, where do I sign up? I’m _very_ good at creating mischief and mayhe- er, I’m _very_ good. I’ll _be_ very good.

[sub]Recruit me recruit me recruit meeeeeow…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2002, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/santas-new-little-helpers/141180/22 "2002-12-10T04:30:09Z")

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I’ll supervise the toy line, but only if I get a whip and spike-heeled boots with bells on the toes. And red and white striped tights.

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