# Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531 "2009-11-22T16:19:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/1 "2009-11-22T16:19:30Z")
The time has come The time is now Sarah K. Palin Will you please go NOW? You can go in a car You can walk in your shoes But for everyone’s sake Please stay out of the news! You can ride on a horse You can ride on a cow I don’t care how you go Just get out of here NOW! You can leave with much noise Or sneak out, undetected Just as long as you stop Trying to get elected. You made us blush You made us cringe We hoped you’d go back To the Land of Right-Fringe. But no, you soon quitted To go write (right) a book You swore you’d come back By hook or by crook! You can creep like a hedgehog Or fly like a bird But just go off somewhere Where you won’t be heard. Make yourself scarce I don’t really care how Oh, Sarah K. Palin, Will you PLEASE GO NOW? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/2 "2009-11-22T16:21:46Z")
Palin, I’d kinda like to fuck But your poem, it kinda really sucks. I can’t argue with the sentiment, though. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/3 "2009-11-22T16:34:46Z")
It’s Dr. Suess. You know, “Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now”? ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/4 "2009-11-22T16:34:59Z")
LOL Liberal haters are Sarah’s biggest fans. You all are the reason she gets so much publicity. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/5 "2009-11-22T16:38:05Z")
If people would stop feeding the troll, maybe she’d go away. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/6 "2009-11-22T16:43:20Z")
I thought the poem was good and well done. **mswas** , I’m sure you would love for we liberals to shut up about her but we believe it is our sacred duty to remind the voters about the dangers of electing the stupid and the incompetents; she embodies the worst qualities of both those groups. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/7 "2009-11-22T16:43:29Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > LOL Liberal haters are Sarah’s biggest fans. You all are the reason she gets so much publicity. I’m not liberal. That’s why I want her to please disappear soon. She’s embarassing all us sane conservatives. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/8 "2009-11-22T16:47:18Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > I thought the poem was good and well done. > > **mswas** , I’m sure you would love for we liberals to shut up about her but we believe it is our sacred duty to remind the voters about the dangers of electing the stupid and the incompetents; she embodies the worst qualities of both those groups. I’m sure her publicist appreciates your sanctimony. > [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > I’m not liberal. That’s why I want her to please disappear soon. She’s embarassing all us sane conservatives. Yeah, but there are so few of you. Look at how many Conservatives jump to her defense time and again. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/9 "2009-11-22T16:49:32Z")
Perhaps **mswas** meant “those who hate liberals” while saying “liberal haters”. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/10 "2009-11-22T16:51:25Z")
I like her. I hope she snabs the Republican presidential nomination come 2012. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/11 "2009-11-22T17:08:45Z")
> [@](#): > > Posted by mswas: > I’m sure her publicist appreciates your sanctimony. I don’t care about appreciation nor do I believe I am sanctimonious. I point out her stupidity and incompetence in the hopes of causing republican idiots to fall over with heart attacks brought on by their rage at being told the truth. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/12 "2009-11-22T17:28:42Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > I don’t care about appreciation nor do I believe I am sanctimonious. I point out her stupidity and incompetence in the hopes of causing republican idiots to fall over with heart attacks brought on by their rage at being told the truth. Yeah, whatever, the more you bitch the more they like her. The problem is Dyonisian and you are coming at it from an Apollonian perspective. They don’t give a shit what you think substantively, they see your hate as validation. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/13 "2009-11-22T17:30:24Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Yeah, whatever, the more you bitch the more they like her. The problem is Dyonisian and you are coming at it from an Apollonian perspective. > > They don’t give a shit what you think substantively, they see your hate as validation. You know who else was hated … ? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/14 "2009-11-22T17:36:30Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Will you PLEASE GO NOW? You stupid drooling cow. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/15 "2009-11-22T17:43:41Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > I like her. > I hope she snabs the Republican presidential nomination come 2012. Agreed. Palin/some other clown 2012! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/16 "2009-11-22T17:44:46Z")
You can ride on a moose Or machine made for snow, Just move your caboose And close up your sad show. Your supporters are turds, Your speeches a wreck, 'Cause you parrot the words Of that assface, Glenn Beck. You’re a snake-chunking fundie With less brains than snot. Go pose in your undies - At least you’re still hot! ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/17 "2009-11-22T17:49:36Z")
Palin/Bachmann 2012. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/18 "2009-11-22T18:07:56Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > I’m not liberal. That’s why I want her to please disappear soon. She’s embarassing all us sane conservatives. My condolences to you both. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/19 "2009-11-22T18:14:25Z")
_We’ve already said ‘Goodbye’. Since you’ve got to go Oh you had better go now. Go now. Go now. Go now Before you see me cry._ See, you don’t even have to change the lyrics. _Toot, Toot, Tootsie don’t cry, Toot, Toot, Tootsie goodbye!_ with apologies to the Moody Blues and Al Jolson ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/20 "2009-11-22T18:15:14Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > My condolences to you both. Nah, I’m sure there’s at least three of us. We should meet in a phonebooth somewhere. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531.md?page=2)