# Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 22, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531 "2009-11-22T16:19:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/221 "2010-01-19T18:24:48Z")

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Hardball questions are supposed to be tough ones that the candidate will have trouble answering without revealing more than “political speak”. For Palin that includes ,What magazines do you read" and Who is your favorite Founding father? Those are gotcha questions because she can not give an intelligent response. Ask your kids those questions and you will get an answer. Ask Palin and she is floundering.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/222 "2010-01-19T18:26:16Z")

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She also couldn’t name any Supreme Court cases besides Roe v. Wade.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/223 "2010-01-19T18:31:54Z")

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> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> Respectfully, **RNATB** , does Crooks & Liars count as a reliable source? Does CNN have the same transcript or video?
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> A situational slam even on Ms Palin deserves to be checked against a reliable source.
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> Oh wait, this is the Pit, not an encyclopedia. Sourcing is not necessary.

Any particular reason why you posted this without first clicking the link I gave in the post immediately preceding yours?

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/224 "2010-01-19T18:39:25Z")

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And why do you not consider the CNN video that leads the Crooks & Liars’ transcript to not be a CNN video?

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/225 "2010-01-19T19:51:59Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> She also couldn’t name any Supreme Court cases besides Roe v. Wade.

And she thought those were just two different ways to cross a stream.

Oh, wait, that was a Dan Quayle joke, sorry …

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/226 "2010-01-19T19:57:53Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Hardball questions are supposed to be tough ones that the candidate will have trouble answering without revealing more than “political speak”. For Palin that includes ,What magazines do you read" and Who is your favorite Founding father? Those are gotcha questions because she can not give an intelligent response. Ask your kids those questions and you will get an answer. Ask Palin and she is floundering.

I’ve got it! Send her on “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/227 "2010-01-19T20:15:02Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> She also couldn’t name any Supreme Court cases besides Roe v. Wade.

Well, she did come up with Chargers V. Bengals.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/228 "2010-01-19T23:30:16Z")

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> [@Katriona](#):
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> I’ve got it! Send her on “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.”

They could put that on pat TV. It would make a fortune. The Daily Show and comedians across America could help pay for it. It would be worth the cost.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/229 "2010-01-19T23:56:22Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> And she thought those were just two different ways to cross a stream.
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> Oh, wait, that was a Dan Quayle joke, sorry …

She probably thinks Wade Boggs is what you have to do in order to cross the Yukon River.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/230 "2010-01-20T00:47:38Z")

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The answer I’d’ve liked from Palin re: “what magazines do you read?”

“I really like to go through _Popular Science_ and _Popular Mechanics_. Todd buys them all the time and I steal them, often before he gets to read them first. I like reading about American ingenuity and what crazy stuff is possible now, or five or ten years from now. Sometimes, though, I flip through old issues, though, and it makes me a little sad, because there were so many interesting ideas that just never happened, maybe they didn’t work out well, or nobody could make them affordable. Then I think about what could happen if the Democrats start pushing a lot of wild ideas and they fizzle out, doing more harm then good. Sometimes you gotta improve what you have instead of reaching for something new, just because it _is_ new. It’s being careful and realistic that makes me a conservative.”

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/231 "2010-01-20T03:01:52Z")

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Wow, that’s good. It’s intelligent and cogent, yet it sounds like something she _could_ say. Bravo, **Bryan**.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/232 "2010-01-20T03:31:28Z")

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There’s no chance she’s ever heard of those magazines, much less read them.

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/233 "2010-01-20T14:03:28Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Any particular reason why you posted this without first clicking the link I gave in the post immediately preceding yours?

Yes there is: I’m not about to watch a Youtube video on the job.

> [@Muffin](#):
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> And why do you not consider the CNN video that leads the Crooks & Liars’ transcript to not be a CNN video?

CNN footage that matches the transcript will qualify as a reliable source. Please understand, I’m doing my due diligence. I know Ms Palin can’t form a coherent statement on national TV to save her [del]paycheck[/del]life, but even she deserves good source checking.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/234 "2010-01-20T17:45:55Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> The answer I’d’ve liked from Palin re: “what magazines do you read?”

“_Black Juggs_. Next question.”

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/235 "2010-01-20T17:51:36Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> The answer I’d’ve liked from Palin re: “what magazines do you read?”

“Well, definitely not _Playgirl_! Especially _that_ issue! Because that would be weird and creepy, wouldn’t it? Yep, definitely no _Playgirl_ in my house, you betcha. Absolutely not.” {Did I remember to put it back in the shoebox in the closet when I was done? Hope these reporter-guys don’t ask to see the rest of the house, just in case. That would be awkward. Yep. Awkward.}

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/236 "2010-01-21T02:02:54Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> The audio for that Palin video was of Miss South Carolina. For the matched audio/video of Palin, try [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzim5rCeFw&feature=fvw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvzim5rCeFw&feature=fvw)

Oh. My. Og. :eek:

And Fox STILL hired her to do commentary? 😕

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/237 "2010-01-21T05:00:51Z")

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> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> Oh. My. Og. :eek:
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> And Fox STILL hired her to do commentary? 😕

No, Fox hired her to attract right wing viewers.

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/238 "2010-01-21T13:46:16Z")

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Touche, **Bookkeeper**.

I think it’s a sure bet she’s on Fox News for reasons other than clarity of thought.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/239 "2010-01-21T13:59:59Z")

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> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> I think it’s a sure bet she’s on Fox News for reasons other than clarity of thought.

Can you name a Fox news personality who IS on Fox News because of their clarity of thought?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/240 "2010-01-21T14:06:51Z")

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Clarity, simplicity, potato, potahto…

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