# Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531 "2009-11-22T16:19:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/261 "2010-01-23T01:40:29Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Why are they still referring to her as ‘Governor’ Palin? > > She walked out on the job and the people who raised money for and voted for her, why the honorific? Sarah Palin [herself insists](http://www.torontosun.com/news/world/2009/12/02/12014451-ap.html)she should be called governor. The question is: why does the media humor her? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/262 "2010-01-23T04:11:31Z")
> [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](#): > > Sarah Palin [herself insists](http://www.torontosun.com/news/world/2009/12/02/12014451-ap.html)she should be called governor. The question is: why does the media humor her? It was an error on the part of the mall: [News, Politics, Sports, Mail & Latest Headlines - AOL.com](http://news.aol.com/article/mall-of-america-apologizes-to-sarah/799638) ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/263 "2010-01-23T18:32:04Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > It was an error on the part of the mall: [News, Politics, Sports, Mail & Latest Headlines - AOL.com](http://news.aol.com/article/mall-of-america-apologizes-to-sarah/799638) All this story says is that the Mall of America shouldn’t have given this information to the Associated Press, not that it’s at all inaccurate. > [@](#): > > The report was based on internal notes and comments sent to the AP by mistake, Mall of America public relations director Dan Jasper told [StarTribune.com](http://StarTribune.com). ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/264 "2010-04-12T22:44:12Z")
She will not go She hangs around And each day drags Our IQ down She “wrote” a “book” (Too strong, each word) From state to state, stuffed minds with turd At the Tea Party Con She spoke from the heart But was asked there just To make teabags look smart Sarah, please go Our patience wears thin Your place is the bottom Of history’s bin You can go in the sun You can go in the rain But please stop embarrassing Poor John McCain ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/265 "2010-04-12T22:59:43Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > But please stop embarrassing > Poor John McCain Lord knows he’s pretty good at that all by himself. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/266 "2010-04-13T15:33:38Z")
[http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0413/report-palin-earned-12-million-months/](http://rawstory.com/rs/2010/0413/report-palin-earned-12-million-months/) This article says she has raked in 12 million since she became the "quitinator’. She is not going anywhere until the repubs quit ladling money on her. ---
**Author:** ![Chippy55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Chippy55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chippy55)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/267 "2011-11-14T16:41:23Z")
Reggie Love left the President, who will he shower with now? Hillary has Huma, who does SJ Kagan have? Screaming Weiner? Kevin Jennings is the Safe School Czar, right up there with Sandusky and all the McQueary types at Penn State, Rahm Dead Fish Emanual was/is a ballerina, and all the Chicago politicians used to attend the Mans Country gay social club and Rev (lol) Wright used to facilitate young, gay men for all the Chicago Loiticians. Bawney Frank has a homosexual lover at Fannie (lol) named Moses, and Barney loves the gitchi-goomi, most of Obama appointees are gay and so is 20% of Hollywood, and Oprah, Ellen, and they all want you regular people to think it’s normal to place your penus into a rectum, that’s what leads to AIDs, and homosexuals don’t care, like Jobs. ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/268 "2011-11-14T16:49:43Z")
Not getting your point. Too mant gays? ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/269 "2011-11-14T16:57:45Z")
Not getting the point because it reads like gobbledygook. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/270 "2011-11-14T16:59:13Z")
> [@Chippy55](#): > > Reggie Love left the President, who will he shower with now? Michelle, I suppose. Or possibly Biden. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/271 "2011-11-14T17:01:39Z")
Wait! Did he just say that he thought Jobs (as in Steve Jobs \) was gay? I am a little confused here. Perhaps the post was somewhat incoherent. I DID put on my ‘dumbass decoder ring’ prior to reading it, but I am still clueless. Any help here? ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/272 "2011-11-14T17:11:15Z")
> [@Gagundathar](#): > > Any help here? Nah, I was gonna ask you; I don’t have a decoder ring. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/273 "2011-11-14T17:26:18Z")
We should start a New Troll Poster Death Pool. How many threads will they start, how many posts will they make, before their eventual banishment? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/274 "2011-11-14T17:26:58Z")
It broke your ring. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/275 "2011-11-14T17:29:23Z")
> [@Chippy55](#): > > Reggie Love left the President, who will he shower with now? Hillary has Huma, who does SJ Kagan have? Screaming Weiner? Kevin Jennings is the Safe School Czar, right up there with Sandusky and all the McQueary types at Penn State, Rahm Dead Fish Emanual was/is a ballerina, and all the Chicago politicians used to attend the Mans Country gay social club and Rev (lol) Wright used to facilitate young, gay men for all the Chicago Loiticians. Bawney Frank has a homosexual lover at Fannie (lol) named Moses, and Barney loves the gitchi-goomi, most of Obama appointees are gay and so is 20% of Hollywood, and Oprah, Ellen, and they all want you regular people to think it’s normal to place your penus into a rectum, that’s what leads to AIDs, and homosexuals don’t care, like Jobs. You should try not typing with your hard-on. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/276 "2011-11-14T18:00:36Z")
Look, Marge, you don’t know what it’s like. I’m the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I’m not out of order! You’re out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can’t handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it’s Chinatown. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/277 "2011-11-14T18:00:39Z")
Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to Chippy Johnson for stating what needed to be said. I’m particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to read that post. Not only was it authentic online gibberish, it expressed the homophobia little seen in this day and age. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/278 "2011-11-14T18:03:22Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > It broke your ring. And burned your dog. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/279 "2011-11-14T18:12:33Z")
> [@Ichbin\_Dubist](#): > > You should try not typing with your hard-on. He can’t have been doing that, he reached the number row to type _20%_. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/280 "2011-11-14T18:35:58Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Sarah, please stay. We love how you scare the living shit out of the libs. It’s so much fun to watch them run in circles, pull their hair and howl like broke-dick dogs over you. I like watching her, in the same way I liked the Jerry Springer freak show. I get a certain evil glee, knowing no matter how fucked up I could possibly get, there will always be some inbred drooling idiots who are far far worse. And that’s just her “fanboys”. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531.md?page=15)