# Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531 "2009-11-22T16:19:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/281 "2011-11-14T18:49:34Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Sarah, please stay. We love how you scare the living shit out of the libs. It’s so much fun to watch them run in circles, pull their hair and howl like broke-dick dogs over you. Our fright was never because of her prowess as a politician, but rather over what she represented: the fact that someone who is both completely unqualified and completely clueless in virtually every single area of both policy and relevant reality can get the support of a large enough group of people to be handed the opportunity to be the Vice President of the most important country in the world. We were scared because there was really a chance of someone who was THAT STUPID being placed in high office, and it wouldn’t have mattered if it was her, Bachmann, or whoever else pulling out that kind of stupidity. Now, though? We’re not scared. Her 15 minutes of fame came and went. She’s just really kind of a pain in the ass; that one annoying fool with nothing interesting to say who conservative talk shows still bring on as a celebrity with an opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/282 "2011-11-14T19:29:37Z")
She’s kind of looking better in the aftermath of U-becky-becky-becky-becky-stan-stan though. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/283 "2011-11-14T19:41:45Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to Chippy Johnson for stating what needed to be said. I’m particulary glad that these lovely children are here today to read that post. Not only was it authentic online gibberish, it expressed the homophobia little seen in this day and age. Nemo Johnson is right. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/284 "2011-11-14T19:47:23Z")
> [@Chippy55](#): > > … they all want you regular people to think it’s normal to place your penus into a rectum … Don’t watch much porn do ya? :dubious: CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/285 "2011-11-14T20:02:05Z")
> [@Chippy55](#): > > … most of Obama appointees are gay and so is 20% of Hollywood, and Oprah, Ellen, Oprah and Ellen are each 1/5 gay? How did that happen?? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/286 "2011-11-14T20:03:39Z")
What’s a “penus”? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/287 "2011-11-14T20:05:33Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > What’s a “penus”? It’s that comic strip with Charlie Brown and Snoopy. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/288 "2011-11-14T20:06:10Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > What’s a “penus”? It’s an obscene parody of Charles Schulz’s beloved “Peanuts”, which I’m not about to look up at work. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/289 "2011-11-15T19:01:30Z")
Can I vote that if you can’t spell it, you should be barred from using it? ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/290 "2011-11-15T19:28:11Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > She’s kind of looking better in the aftermath of U-becky-becky-becky-becky-stan-stan though. I kinda felt bad for her when she announced she woldn’t run, people didn’t keep asking her to run like they did with Chris Christie. Chris Christie: I’m not running for president. Inything can happen but I don’t see it. Media: Today Chris Christie left open the door for a presidential run today he just can’t see it right this minute. Chris Christie: I’m not running for president, some people have asked me to consider running for president but I’m not running for president. Media: Chris Christie might run for president if more people ask him to run. Rinse Repeat * * * Sarah Palin: I’m not running for President despite that fact that I am riding constitution clad campaign bus through all the primary states and hitting up all the primary straw poll venues. Media: OK we believe you. At least she’s making some money. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/291 "2011-11-15T19:56:11Z")
Palin/ **Chippy55** 2012! ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/292 "2011-11-16T17:34:41Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Palin/ **Chippy55** 2012! Hey, give **Chippy55** some respect. He a least has a position. It may be rambling and incoherent, but it is still a message. That is more than Palin can claim. He should at least get top billing. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/293 "2011-11-16T19:41:44Z")
> [@saje](#): > > Not getting the point because it reads like gobbledygook. Well, then it’s right at home on a Sarah Palin thread. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/294 "2011-11-16T19:44:24Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Palin/ **Chippy55** 2012! > [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > Hey, give **Chippy55** some respect. He a least has a position. It may be rambling and incoherent, but it is still a message. That is more than Palin can claim. He should at least get top billing. Hey, if they win with Palin at the top of the ticket, he’ll get his turn halfway through the term. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/295 "2011-11-16T19:55:50Z")
Governating is HARD! ---
**Author:** ![Dolomite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8491ac/32.png) [@Dolomite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dolomite)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/296 "2011-11-17T01:07:02Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > What’s a “penus”? Gob’s Program: y/n? ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/297 "2011-11-17T17:18:34Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rSdFIDygFwM/hqdefault.jpg "SARAH PALIN SWIMSUIT COMPETITION!! Miss Alaska Pageant 1984 ...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSdFIDygFwM) Sarah Palin’s credentials. ---
**Author:** ![BlinkingDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@BlinkingDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlinkingDuck)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/298 "2011-11-17T17:23:52Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Bad for an electoral campaign sure. Bad for selling books, not at all. Palin isn’t a complete moron 😃 I’m sure she doesn’t really care about getting elected President or the future of the Republican party. She wants to milk this for $$$. I can’t blame her. Beats working. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/299 "2013-02-05T00:59:43Z")
[Fox News has dropped her.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/25/sarah-palin-fox-news-out_n_2553421.html) That’s something. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/300 "2013-02-05T01:40:42Z")
I thought they did that a week or two ago. You really should try to keep up, son. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531.md?page=16)