# Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 22, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531 "2009-11-22T16:19:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/61 "2009-11-23T03:59:27Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Sarah is very scary. She scares the living shit out of me. Please, please, don’t nominate her for 2012. I’m begging you, please don’t nominate her.

I would love to see her nominated, it would just about be a sure Democrat win, hell a dead Cow with a can of Lysol as a running mate would beat Palin/Anybody like a Narc at a Biker rally!

Unclviny

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**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/62 "2009-11-23T04:01:03Z")

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> [@statsman1982](#):
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> Just quoting your post as an example of the idea, so this isn’t directed to just you. But I’m a liberal too, and I don’t have the confidence in the American electorate that many other liberals do. If the last 8+ years have taught me anything (and the 2000 election was the first I was able to vote in), it is to never underestimate the power of large quantities of stupid. If the election were held today, I’d put Palin’s chances of winning at less than 50%, but far from 0.

Honestly. It’s hard to imagine how our two-centuries-plus Republic endured lo those many years without our current enlightened twenty-somethings around.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/63 "2009-11-23T04:25:38Z")

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Yes but don’t forget, we had TWO elections where a frightening number of people voted for George W. Bush. The stupid is still out there.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/64 "2009-11-23T04:37:01Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > Originally Posted by **Euphonious Polemic**  
> > Sarah is very scary. She scares the living shit out of me. Please, please, don’t nominate her for 2012. I’m begging you, please don’t nominate her.
> 
> Why? Then Obama would win re-election for sure.
> 
> Palin/Bachmann 2012.

So, **mswas** , would you say Joel Chandler Harris worked more on a Dionysian or an Apollonian level? 😉  
ETA: Dang. Beaten to the punch by **jayjay**.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/65 "2009-11-23T04:52:27Z")

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> [@Equipoise](#):
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> I don’t know why she’d even want to be president at the point. She’d be much more restricted in the money she earns and what she can do or say. I think she must have eyed the cushy gigs Limbaugh and Beck have, being able to say the most outrageous things without account, being adored by morons who believe everything you say, and making bucketloads of money because of it. Why would she give that up?
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> I still hope she runs though.

She would love to make all her opinions into some kind of laws that must be obeyed. And then, when she finds out that she can’t just declare new laws, she can go rogue against Congress, and the Supremem Court.

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**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/66 "2009-11-23T07:44:20Z")

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> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#):
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> Honestly. It’s hard to imagine how our two-centuries-plus Republic endured lo those many years without our current enlightened twenty-somethings around.

There was a time in, oh, the mid-19th century where the idea of the U. S. splitting into two countries wasn’t that far-fetched.

But seriously, no, I don’t think stupidity is new in this country. I **do** think that it has become somewhat fashionable among those adhere to certain political beliefs. Eschewing logic and critical thinking seems to be the national pastime. More than in days past? I would say so, since the barriers to spreading one’s ideas are now so low with current technology that anyone can publish un-vetted innuendo, speculation, and outright falsehoods at the speed of light, and gain a following virtually overnight.

On preview, I suppose I should amend the claim in my earlier post to include technology in the equation. Stupidity + technology to spread said stupidity with unprecedented ease is a recipe for trouble. End of the republic? Not likely. Enough to get Sarah Palin elected president in 2012? Somewhat likely. More likely than I am comfortable with. YMMV.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/67 "2009-11-23T08:45:24Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Nah, I’m sure there’s at least three of us.
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> We should meet in a phonebooth somewhere.

I think I qualify.

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**Author:** ![VoluntaryPlan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9fc29f/32.png) [@VoluntaryPlan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VoluntaryPlan)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/68 "2009-11-23T09:48:17Z")

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I’m not afraid of Palin, I’m afraid of what she represents: a celebration of ignorance, willful or nonchalant. A world where lying to make a point is encouraged, where fear to claim a victory is demanded, where the mundane is politically sexy.

I’m no more afraid of Palin than I am of, I don’t know, Twilight.

Actually, that works. Palin is the Twilight candidate.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/69 "2009-11-23T12:15:12Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> …I don’t know what you mean by Apollonian and Dionysian. I’m not an educated person, as I’m sure you know.

At least _you_ know how to spell Dionysian.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/70 "2009-11-23T12:52:44Z")

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> [@statsman1982](#):
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> … Enough to get Sarah Palin elected president in 2012? Somewhat likely. More likely than I am comfortable with. YMMV.

I suppose I should make reassuring comments, but I remember my own utter shock in 1980 when Reagan got elected. I don’t think he was any smarter, but he was much better at keeping on message, AND deflecting questions he wasn’t prepared to answer.

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/71 "2009-11-23T13:47:31Z")

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She scares me the same way Al Sharpton does or Ron Paul, or Ross Perot. Which is to say “I am scared that there is an audience for the stupidity.”

You know who scares me as a liberal - Huckabee. He has the folksy charm of Bush, the populism of Clinton, and is savvy.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/72 "2009-11-23T14:05:58Z")

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Sarah Palin scares me in the same way my cat scares me when I put scotch tape over his paws.

Sure, it makes me laugh, and it does break my heart just a little bit to see the poor bastard freaking out, sputtering and acting like an utter moron, but damn, if that’s not some fine entertainment.

2012 nomination? A roll of scotch tape? It’s all the same to me.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/73 "2009-11-23T15:28:13Z")

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To those Democrats who support a Palin 2012 ticket:

1. Sure, she probably won’t win, but so long as she’s on the ticket the chances of this happening remain greater than zero. Are you willing to accept that risk? I’m not.

2. Are you so sure Obama can’t beat a more competant Republican?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/74 "2009-11-23T16:18:35Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> To those Democrats who support a Palin 2012 ticket:
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> 1. Sure, she probably won’t win, but so long as she’s on the ticket the chances of this happening remain greater than zero. Are you willing to accept that risk? I’m not.

I’m touched that you think that a few mooks on an obscure message board wishing to see Mrs. Palin run will somehow jinx the next presidential election, but frankly, if she runs and wins, then as a country we deserve what we get.

Besides, she’ll probably quit halfway through her first term anyway.😃

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> 1. Are you so sure Obama can’t beat a more competant Republican?

This has nothing whatsoever to do with my attitude on this subject.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/75 "2009-11-23T16:28:55Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> 1. Are you so sure Obama can’t beat a more competant Republican?

It’s not that we don’t think Obama could win against a real opponent. It’s just that it would be walk-a-3-foot-wide-balance-beam easy if Sarah’s that opponent.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/76 "2009-11-23T16:36:37Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> frankly, if she runs and wins, then as a country we deserve what we get.

It’s better to burn out than fade away!

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/77 "2009-11-23T16:49:09Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> It’s better to burn out than fade away!

Yeah, he got his head cut off. I’d like to avoid that one.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/78 "2009-11-23T17:29:18Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Nah, I’m sure there’s at least three of us.
> 
> We should meet in a phonebooth somewhere.

> [@FriarTed](#):
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> I think I qualify.

Just because you swallow quarters and homeless people urinate on you doesn’t qualify you as a phonebooth.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/79 "2009-11-23T17:38:11Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> …
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> I don’t know what you mean by Apollonian and Dionysian. I’m not an educated person, as I’m sure you know.

Appollonia was a protege of Prince sometime in the 80’s. I think Dionysus is a poster here. We often look to them as examples for our debates.

Glad I could help clear that up for you.

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/80 "2009-11-23T17:56:01Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> You know, this crap only works half the time online, and _never_ in real life. It’s the equivalent of saying, “If y’all will just stop putting obstacles in the path of the runaway steamroller, it’ll stop on it’s own.”

This is true, though sometimes the steamroller goes off the cliff if it gets too much steam. That’s kind of unlikely with Sarah baby though, because other than money and her kid having a kid out of wedlock, she’s fairly scandal resistant.

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