# Sarah K. Palin, Will You Please Go Now? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 22, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531 "2009-11-22T16:19:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/161 "2009-12-01T10:02:11Z")
Turkey Trot? I thought she named the kid Tripp? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/162 "2010-01-11T19:55:26Z")
Guess whose goin’ to [Fox](http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/palin-to-become-fox-news-contributor.php)? Oh _please_ let her have plenty of opportunities for unscripted, off-the-cuff commentary! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/163 "2010-01-11T20:13:39Z")
Golly, what a shocker. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/164 "2010-01-11T20:22:32Z")
Somehow, I suspect that a position as a Fox commentator suits Ms Palin perfectly. All she needs is a commentary partner in a blond curly wig who communicates exclusively by honking a horn, and her routine will be perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/165 "2010-01-11T20:30:14Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > All she needs is a commentary partner in a blond curly wig who communicates exclusively by honking a horn, and her routine will be perfect. May I suggest Alan Colmes? ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/166 "2010-01-11T20:30:50Z")
McCains people were shocked when she easily accepted the VP spot. But, she explained it was gods plan for her. So if god is planning on her being president, there is nothing we can do about it. Now I can relax and accept the inevitable. President Palin. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/167 "2010-01-11T20:36:15Z")
Now she’s been signed as a contributor to FOX News. Hoo boy. ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/168 "2010-01-11T20:36:41Z")
_does the happy dance_ _death panels cha cha cha death panels cha cha cha_ I love Fox News! ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/169 "2010-01-11T20:41:33Z")
I think I can hear Jon Stewart dancing a jig! ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/170 "2010-01-11T20:52:17Z")
> [@Beadalin](#): > > Now she’s been signed as a contributor to FOX News. Hoo boy. Her Color commentary on Election 2012 will put Republicans over the top, for sure! ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/171 "2010-01-11T21:10:24Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > McCains people were shocked when she easily accepted the VP spot. And this was just the break … ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/172 "2010-01-11T22:41:53Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > Her Color commentary on Election 2012 will put Republicans over the top, for sure! “Well, my guy here Brittany Humor has a good point, and I sure do love his ice cream. Dontcha know? But I just don’t see how gawd will let America fall to the terrioristic communists. Fortunately, we have the latest polling where the godless commies are getting fifty-three percentagers of the vote while the heroic, the true heroes, are…dontcha know, heroically winning with sixty-three percent of the vote.” -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/173 "2010-01-11T22:51:40Z")
She’ll probably quit halfway thrugh her stint. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/174 "2010-01-12T00:29:59Z")
I wish _someone_ would thrugh her stint. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/175 "2010-01-12T02:08:53Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > “Well, my guy here Brittany Humor has a good point, and I sure do love his ice cream. Dontcha know? But I just don’t see how gawd will let America fall to the terrioristic communists. Fortunately, we have the latest polling where the godless commies are getting fifty-three percentagers of the vote while the heroic, the true heroes, are…dontcha know, heroically winning with sixty-three percent of the vote.” > > -Joe Strategery rides again! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/176 "2010-01-12T02:27:29Z")
Palin brings nothing. She has no experience, no intellect, no curiosity, nothing. She brings nothing to the stage that qualifies her to be a candidate for office. Some day she may have an idea. i am still waiting. She stumbled all over the presidential campaign. She couldn’t make a reasonable speech or do a simple interview. McCains people were exhausted trying to teach her enough not to be an embarrassment. Then she quit the Governorship. Who does such a thing? How partisan would a person have to be to convince themselves that she is a viable candidate? ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/177 "2010-01-12T02:52:50Z")
I personally can not wait for her exclusive interview with Vice President Joe O’Biden. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/178 "2010-01-12T03:38:27Z")
> [@Michael\_Ellis](#): > > I wish _someone_ would thrugh her stint. I accidentally Sarah Palin’s stint! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/179 "2010-01-12T04:49:29Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > And there I was thinkin bout cute fuzzy puppies, comin out my butt. > Thanks for the redirect **Biffy**. Alaskan beavers. ---
**Author:** ![Zhen\_ka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zhen\_ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zhen_ka)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531/180 "2010-01-12T05:18:30Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > The time has come > The time is now > Sarah K. Palin > Will you please go NOW? > > You can go in a car > You can walk in your shoes > But for everyone’s sake > Please stay out of the news! > > You can ride on a horse > You can ride on a cow > I don’t care how you go > Just get out of here NOW! > > You can leave with much noise > Or sneak out, undetected > Just as long as you stop > Trying to get elected. > > You made us blush > You made us cringe > We hoped you’d go back > To the Land of Right-Fringe. > > But no, you soon quitted > To go write (right) a book > You swore you’d come back > By hook or by crook! > > You can creep like a hedgehog > Or fly like a bird > But just go off somewhere > Where you won’t be heard. > > Make yourself scarce > I don’t really care how > Oh, Sarah K. Palin, > Will you PLEASE GO NOW? What part of this did you actually think worth posting? Seriously, be shamed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-k-palin-will-you-please-go-now/518531.md?page=10)