# Sarah P., Michelle B. and their suicide pact

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-p-michelle-b-and-their-suicide-pact/579815>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [April 26, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-p-michelle-b-and-their-suicide-pact/579815 "2011-04-26T19:47:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-p-michelle-b-and-their-suicide-pact/579815/1 "2011-04-26T19:47:00Z")

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I can’t send you the link, but I kid you not: as of a few minutes ago, AOL News had a mismatched headline and graphic. The headline: “What Led to Teen Girls’ Suicide Pact.” The graphic: small pics of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman, with Mitt Romney between them.

Mitt, you cad, you heartbreaker, you!

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-p-michelle-b-and-their-suicide-pact/579815/2 "2011-04-26T20:06:15Z")

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I guess they didn’t realize Mormons are allowed to have more than one. 😉

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-p-michelle-b-and-their-suicide-pact/579815/3 "2011-04-26T20:10:16Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> I guess they didn’t realize Mormons are allowed to have more than one. 😉

Yes, but who would be First Lady if Romney was elected as President?

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-p-michelle-b-and-their-suicide-pact/579815/4 "2011-04-26T20:46:04Z")

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> [@Giles](#):
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> Yes, but who would be First Lady if Romney was elected as President?

By Mormon tradition that would go to either the senior Mrs. Romney or Marie Osmond.