# Sarah Palin smoked weed, did blow and banged Glen Rice

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [September 14, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310 "2011-09-14T17:00:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/101 "2011-09-15T01:57:28Z")

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> "Brenda Errico - I think you should do what TEXAN’S would do, invite him over for dinner and remind him he is looking down the barrel of a shot gun. Let him know at anytime someone might be defending their home and “accidentally " mistake him for a bear!!!”

I just need to comment on this - I feel like the use of an apostrophe that way, as in “TEXAN’S” - is almost always a sign that the individual making the mistake is a right-wing Teabagger blowhard. I see this usage all the time and it’s _so_ often correlated with the expression of some right-wing sentiment.

“Obama wants to take away our gun’s.”

Etc.

I never see this incorrect apostrophe coming from left-wing blowhards - it’s always the right-wing ones.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/102 "2011-09-15T01:57:44Z")

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> [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](#):
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> Obama did cocaine

And freely admitted it. You only know about it because he told you, so who cares?

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> Al Gore 's been sued for sexual harassment

Not true. The charges were dropped after the accuser failed a polygraph. There was no lawsuit.

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> John Edwards fathered a bastard and funnelled campaign funds for his affair while his wife was dying from breast cancer

The latter allegation is false. it’s true that he fathered a child out of wedlock, but there’s no reason for you to call an innocent baby a “bastard.” Don’t forget that Jesus was conceived out of wedlock.

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> Bill Clinton did blowjobs in the Oval Office

True. So what?

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> so what’s the point asuming its remotely true?

Total non-sequitur. What does your list of tu quoques have to do with whatever Sarah Palin did?

For the record, I don’t think anybody here is even saying they think she did anything wrong (except maybe for cheating on her husband). We’re just having a laugh at what a party animal she was. I wonder if she ever practiced witchcraft.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/103 "2011-09-15T01:58:46Z")

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> [@spooje](#):
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> Gets, not did.

Huge difference.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/104 "2011-09-15T02:03:58Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> Do you believe that the others were built after McGinnis’ visit or that they were unavailable? They all have Wasilla addresses.

Seriously? Did you read the review on those other places?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/105 "2011-09-15T02:10:23Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> The latter allegation is false. it’s true that he fathered a child out of wedlock, but there’s no reason for you to call an innocent baby a “bastard.”

The [first listed definition of “bastard”](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bastard) means you’re wrong again.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/106 "2011-09-15T02:14:15Z")

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This thread was a lot more fun when it was about Sarah Palin catching an STD from blowing a weed dealer for rice, or something like that.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/107 "2011-09-15T02:14:44Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> The [first listed definition of “bastard”](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bastard) means you’re wrong again.

For Christ’s sake, I know the literal definition of the word. I didn’t say it was the wrong definition. I was saying it was gratuitously rude. You can’t possibly honestly think you really just scored some kind of point here.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/108 "2011-09-15T02:45:30Z")

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Now I keep hearing _Sarah, you ignorant slut_ in Dan Akroyd’s voice 😃

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/109 "2011-09-15T03:46:47Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> For the record, I believe every word. McGuinness has been a responsible journalist in the past.

Yeah, and you believed every word from the retarded Levi Johnston… because you WANTED to.

Joe McGinniss is NOT a reputable reporter. He’s a sleazoid “true crime” reporter with a long history of plagiarism.

Does that mean EVERYTHING he writes is false? Of course not- it just means that he’s taken EVERY piece of gossip he’s heard and thrown it into a book, knowing there are plenty of obsessive liberals who are eager to shell out money to read about Sarah Palin (who isn’t President, who isn’t Vice President, who isn’t holding ANY public office of ANY kind).

Like you.

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/110 "2011-09-15T04:02:23Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> The [first listed definition of “bastard”](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bastard) means you’re wrong again.

> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> For Christ’s sake, I know the literal definition of the word. I didn’t say it was the wrong definition. I was saying it was gratuitously rude. You can’t possibly honestly think you really just scored some kind of point here.

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.”–Plato

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/111 "2011-09-15T04:14:15Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Yeah, and you believed every word from the retarded Levi Johnston…

Not a word has been proven false.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/112 "2011-09-15T05:02:10Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> Yeah, and you believed every word from the retarded Levi Johnston… because you WANTED to… who isn’t holding ANY public office of ANY kind).
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> Like you.

Rest assured, few of us will think any the less of her because of this.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/113 "2011-09-15T05:12:25Z")

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I don’t even think it’s anything bad.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/114 "2011-09-15T05:21:00Z")

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He’ll, doesn’t stuff like this benefit Sarah anyway??

SHIT, I hate her, but she uses the “lamestream media” to gain attention all the time. She wants attention, she gets it, I’ll give her that. Ugh.

I’d father have shit on Bachmann/Perry/Romney (I keep calling him Rooney :D), but this is going to really be entertaining watching Fox News on this. 😉

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**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/115 "2011-09-15T05:47:41Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Have merged “Palin has one-night stand with basketball player - repercussions?” with “Sarah Palin smoked weed, did blow and banged Glen Rice”, and moved combined thread to the Elections forum.

Today on “sentences Czarcasm never thought he would type”…

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/116 "2011-09-15T05:52:33Z")

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> [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](#):
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> Today on “sentences Czarcasm never thought he would type”…

Ya just made me shoot Citron and tonic out my nose. 😃

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/117 "2011-09-15T12:32:06Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Way to buy right into the Palin/Fox News narrative on that.

You’ll have to remain the ‘expert’ on that. I don’t pay attention to either one but if that’s your cup of tea, so be it. To an unbiased, casual observer though, even the bare, indisputable facts of the story don’t pass the smell test.

I do though know something about Wasilla, having lived in Alaska for 5 years. I ran 8 man crews over much of the state, including Wasilla and much more of the Matanuska Valley, and don’t recall ever having trouble finding plenty of rooms for all my guys. The notion that the only place available was next door to the Palins is, even for someone with your long, _ad nauseum_ history of ridiculous assertions, patently absurd.

The fuckin’ Dio Show all over again… be sure to visit the gift shop before you leave.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/118 "2011-09-15T13:03:00Z")

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> [@boytyperanma](#):
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> What? That’s a porn no one would want to see!

Especially if there’s a risk of seeing Santorum.

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/119 "2011-09-15T14:09:16Z")

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This thread is a more deeply flawed trainwreck than Palin, so I’ll just stick to not being a supporter of hers for silly reasons like not agreeing with her stated viewpoints.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palin-smoked-weed-did-blow-and-banged-glen-rice/596310/120 "2011-09-15T14:10:42Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> The fuckin’ Dio Show all over again… be sure to visit the gift shop before you leave.

Back off on the personal commentary. This kind of remark belongs in the Pit and is not appropriate in any of the other forums.

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