# Sarah Palin's career options have opened up. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210 "2008-11-05T04:45:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/21 "2008-11-05T13:19:43Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > Not to be, well, \*too \*disrespectful, but I’m kind of hoping for “Playboy Centerfold”. So long as her family approves then hell yes, you and me both. I may not like her politics but that woman is damn nice lookin’. What to call the issue? How about _The Peter Principle_. ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/22 "2008-11-05T21:10:37Z")
I heard she will be opening up her home for tours of Russia for those Americans without passports, you betcha! ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/23 "2008-11-05T21:41:41Z")
Sen. Sarah Palin, appointed to fill out the unserved remainder of Ted Stevens Senate term. ---
**Author:** ![vertizontal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ad7895/32.png) [@vertizontal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vertizontal)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/24 "2008-11-05T22:24:40Z")
Doing sketch comedy on _Saturday Night Live_. I’ll bet she can do an awesome Tina Fey impersonation. ---
**Author:** ![chacoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@chacoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chacoguy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/25 "2008-11-05T22:34:11Z")
Fluffer. Even that’s too good for her. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/26 "2008-11-05T22:37:06Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > She and Elizabeth Hasselback can get their own show on Fox where they talk about politics. It will be 30 minutes of lots of talking with no one actually saying anything. Do they make out from time to time? We can have a live studio audience, and whenever said audience decides the two of them have reached a critical mass of inanity, there must be frenching and the exchanging of saliva. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/27 "2008-11-06T00:48:39Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Yeah, porn starlet would be a step up from where she’s been lately. **Kramer:** I thought you said she stinks. **Jerry:** She does stink. And she should quit. But I don’t want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route: years of rejections and failures until she’s spit out the bottom of the porn industry… ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/28 "2008-11-06T01:05:37Z")
Unfortunately, I don’t think the porn industry _can_ spit anyone out the bottom. Looking at all the weird stuff out there, it seems like anyone can stay in porn as long as they _really_ want it. ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/29 "2008-11-06T01:13:07Z")
Please stop talking about Sarah Palin being in men’s magazines. She looks like my mom at that age, and it’s just disturbing. That said, she’s never going to win any national office again because [she still sounds like a total dingdong.](http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/11/05/bts.palin.diva.cnn) ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/30 "2008-11-06T01:16:43Z")
Of course, she could always be appointed Secretary of Defense in the War On Christmas, since she’s so close to the North Pole and all. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/31 "2008-11-06T01:20:07Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > I’d rather watch parrots talk back and forth. Or [cats](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974). ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/32 "2008-11-06T03:46:08Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > Unfortunately, I don’t think the porn industry _can_ spit anyone out the bottom. Looking at all the weird stuff out there, it seems like anyone can stay in porn as long as they _really_ want it. Hmm, “porn”, “spit”, “bottom” and “stay in”, all in the same sentence. The visual possibilities are staggering. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/33 "2008-11-06T10:50:22Z")
She’s ideally suited as a zombie fighter, thanks to her enthusiasm for guns and lack of zombie nutritional value : "_Brainnns . . . . Brainnnns"_ “None here, suckers !” - BLAM ! \* ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/34 "2008-11-06T12:02:18Z")
> [@Hostile\_Dialect](#): > > Unfortunately, I don’t think the porn industry _can_ spit anyone out the bottom. Looking at all the weird stuff out there, it seems like anyone can stay in porn as long as they _really_ want it. Yeah, there’s even quite an industry for “spitting on hags”. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNelson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@SuperNelson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNelson)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/35 "2008-11-06T13:34:05Z")
[Roger Ebert has a suggestion.](http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081101/COMMENTARY/811029997) ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/36 "2008-11-06T13:48:39Z")
I know one thing she _shouldn’t_ be: professional baby namer. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210/37 "2008-11-06T13:53:09Z")
How about the star of a Very Special Episode of **What Not to Wear** – the one where they burn all her clothes give her $150,000 to buy a new wardrobe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-palins-career-options-have-opened-up/471210.md?page=1)