# Sarah Silverman is "F\*ckin' Matt Damon" **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 1, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904 "2008-02-01T20:57:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/1 "2008-02-01T20:57:46Z")
My new favorite YouTube video… This was on Jimmy Kimmel last night: [Sarah Silverman is “F\*cking Matt Damon”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUowJzpgxs) ---
**Author:** ![JohnnieEnigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@JohnnieEnigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnnieEnigma)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/2 "2008-02-01T21:12:57Z")
I saw that on another forum… I laughed hard! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/3 "2008-02-01T21:34:11Z")
That’s gold, Jerry…gold! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/4 "2008-02-02T01:06:30Z")
Words fail me. I cannot describe the awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/5 "2008-02-02T01:12:31Z")
Is it an homage to [Scotty Doesn’t Know?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/6 "2008-02-02T01:14:23Z")
It’s because Jimmy Kimmel, as a running gag, says the show is too long for Matt Damon to follow. Hence the end, where Matt Damon cuts the song off because of Jimmy. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/7 "2008-02-02T01:16:44Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] It’s because Jimmy Kimmel, as a running gag, says the show is too long for Matt Damon to follow. Hence the end, where Matt Damon cuts the song off because of Jimmy. [/QUOTE] I knew that…just wanted an excuse to share the _Scotty Doesn’t Know_ link…that just cracks me up. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/8 "2008-02-02T02:43:12Z")
Matt says she’s juicy. I so want to fuck Sarah. She’s a Jewess Genius. Have the Kwisatz Haderach me and her. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/9 "2008-02-02T02:45:13Z")
You’ll have to fight me for her. She is drink-her-bath-water hot. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/10 "2008-02-02T03:18:11Z")
[QUOTE=Omniscient] Is it an homage to [Scotty Doesn’t Know?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE) [/QUOTE] God, I loved _Eurotrip_. And that “fucking Matt Damon” video. ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/11 "2008-02-02T03:21:52Z")
That was sooo sweeet! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/12 "2008-02-02T03:24:29Z")
I know someone who looks just like her, and I’ve seen _her_ naked. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/13 "2008-02-02T03:32:22Z")
I confess, I went expecting to turn it off and role my eyes. I was wrong. That was hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/14 "2008-02-02T03:39:49Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] You’ll have to fight me for her. She is drink-her-bath-water hot. [/QUOTE] Ms. Silverman has described herself as “a hairy ape”. I’d like to assess that for myself. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/15 "2008-02-02T03:48:18Z")
Heh! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/16 "2008-02-02T04:41:16Z")
She’s smokin hot- its too bad she has to bang Jimmy Kimmell to get on TV though. ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/17 "2008-02-02T07:59:46Z")
She doesn’t hit often, but when she does, dynamite! ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/18 "2008-02-02T08:18:09Z")
If only I were f\*ckin’ Matt Damon… ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/19 "2008-02-02T11:30:23Z")
Wow, my respect for Matt Damon has gone through the roof thanks to him being willing to do something like this. ---
**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904/20 "2008-02-02T14:11:58Z")
[QUOTE=HelloNinja] My new favorite YouTube video… This was on Jimmy Kimmel last night: [Sarah Silverman is “F\*cking Matt Damon”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUowJzpgxs) [/QUOTE] Watch [this video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKeD7rLYg8M) for the backstory - Damon throws a pretty believable hissy fit on Kimmel. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-silverman-is-f-ckin-matt-damon/435904.md?page=2)