# Sarah the Quitter! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939 "2009-07-04T23:54:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/241 "2009-07-13T02:05:19Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > Well, I wouldn’t kick her off a mattress…as long as she didn’t talk. “You’re sticking that cock in me reminds me of the dedicated fighting men and women of our Armed Forces, yeah, baby, you’re no quitter, you’re not quittin’ til the jab is done, are ya, baby? Or until I say you’re done, baby, that’s right, give it to me like a point guard penetrates the defenses, baby, passing the ball only when someone’s open, oh, baby I’m open like a gutted salmon…” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/242 "2009-07-13T02:22:53Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > “You’re sticking that cock in me reminds me of the dedicated fighting men and women of our Armed Forces, yeah, baby, you’re no quitter, you’re not quittin’ til the jab is done, are ya, baby? Or until I say you’re done, baby, that’s right, give it to me like a point guard penetrates the defenses, baby, passing the ball only when someone’s open, oh, baby I’m open like a gutted salmon…” Now imagine her with Billy Mays.(before) ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/243 "2009-07-13T02:27:26Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Maybe he meant she’s a great lay. > > Especially all covered in moose blood. > [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > Well, I wouldn’t kick her off a mattress…as long as she didn’t talk. > [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > “You’re sticking that cock in me reminds me of the dedicated fighting men and women of our Armed Forces, yeah, baby, you’re no quitter, you’re not quittin’ til the jab is done, are ya, baby? Or until I say you’re done, baby, that’s right, give it to me like a point guard penetrates the defenses, baby, passing the ball only when someone’s open, oh, baby I’m open like a gutted salmon…” LOL! It’s funny because she’s a woman and you guys will use your dicks to put her in her place!! So funny!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/244 "2009-07-13T02:28:01Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > “You’re sticking that cock in me reminds me of the dedicated fighting men and women of our Armed Forces, yeah, baby, you’re no quitter, you’re not quittin’ til the jab is done, are ya, baby? Or until I say you’re done, baby, that’s right, give it to me like a point guard penetrates the defenses, baby, passing the ball only when someone’s open, oh, baby I’m open like a gutted salmon…” Wow…that image threw a few gallons of icy water on my libido. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/245 "2009-07-13T03:09:19Z")
> [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > LOL! It’s funny because she’s a woman and you guys will use your dicks to put her in her place!! So funny!!! Or actually it’s funny because she’s being touted as a sex symbol but really she’s annoying as shit. Tone down the feminist offenso-meter for a minute. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/246 "2009-07-13T15:33:53Z")
I posted [this link](http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/13/us/politics/13palin.html?ref=global-home) in the other thread. It’s an article in the NYT which is an analytical look at the path to resignation. It seems to be pretty even-handed. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/247 "2009-07-13T15:57:43Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I posted [this link](http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/13/us/politics/13palin.html?ref=global-home) in the other thread. It’s an article in the NYT which is an analytical look at the path to resignation. It seems to be pretty even-handed. That’s about the best article I’ve seen on the Palin resignation. I think maybe I’ve just been underestimating how thin-skinned she really is about criticism. She really can’t handle be treated with anything but unreserved adoration. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/248 "2009-07-13T17:19:07Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > That’s about the best article I’ve seen on the Palin resignation. I think maybe I’ve just been underestimating how thin-skinned she really is about criticism. She really can’t handle be treated with anything but unreserved adoration. The bit about her hair falling out was an eye-opener. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/249 "2009-07-13T17:29:12Z")
Is America ready for a bald female President? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/250 "2009-07-13T19:58:57Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#): > > Or actually it’s funny because she’s being touted as a sex symbol but really she’s annoying as shit. Actually, it’s funny because the squirrel gets dead. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/251 "2009-07-13T20:21:19Z")
When was our last bald president? Ike? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/252 "2009-07-14T03:34:37Z")
You wouldn’t think it to look at pictures of Ike as President, but in his youth Eisenhower was [one hawt stud.](http://buckfifty.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/eisenhower_with_mamie_web.jpg) Now, if Ike could go from hot to holy-shit-NOT over the course of a few decades, can you imagine what Palin could end up looking like, especially if she keeps on losing her hair? Why, yes. Yes, I _have_ cornered the market on brain bleach. Why do you ask? ---
**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/253 "2009-07-14T14:15:28Z")
The Beehive beauty salon? Well, that explains a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/254 "2009-07-18T15:47:50Z")
Oh man. This is a video of the quote I posted one page one. It’s just so much more fun to hear it coming out of her mouth. > **[Palin Flashback. Thoughts on “Thick Skin.”](https://themudflats.net/archives/5458)** > > Sarah Palin on “hurt feelings” from Dennis Zaki on Vimeo. Dennis Zaki recorded this when ex-VP candidate Sarah Palin returned to Alaska from the campaign trail. I was there that night, … Pathetic quitter. ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939/255 "2009-07-18T17:10:11Z")
> [@Peanut\_Gallery](#): > > Oh man. This is a video of the quote I posted one page one. It’s just so much more fun to hear it coming out of her mouth. > > [http://www.themudflats.net/2009/07/17/palin-flashback-thoughts-on-thick-skin/](http://www.themudflats.net/2009/07/17/palin-flashback-thoughts-on-thick-skin/) > Pathetic quitter. “People need to get thick skins, just like I’ve got.” :dubious: ROTFLMFAO [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-the-quitter/501939.md?page=12)