# Sarah turns opaque.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 16, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856 "2008-09-16T16:46:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/121 "2008-09-20T20:29:39Z")

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Forces of Darkness move _fast_, don’t they?

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/122 "2008-09-20T20:40:18Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Nope, still getting a nag screen.

Check your PM – I sent the text of the article in two parts, since I don’t have the technical knowledge to link you to the Anchorage Daily News article some other way.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/123 "2008-09-20T23:13:15Z")

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Thank you. Spooky stuff.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/124 "2008-09-20T23:23:20Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Thank you. Spooky stuff.

Registration is free on ADN.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/125 "2008-09-21T00:47:56Z")

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Aaaaaaand she’s being protected in the debates now!

> [@](#):
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> . . .
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> At the insistence of the McCain campaign, the Oct. 2 debate between the Republican nominee for vice president, Gov. Sarah Palin, and her Democratic rival, Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr., will have shorter question-and-answer segments than those for the presidential nominees, the advisers said. There will also be much less opportunity for free-wheeling, direct exchanges between the running mates.
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> McCain advisers said they had been concerned that a loose format could leave Ms. Palin, a relatively inexperienced debater, at a disadvantage and largely on the defensive.
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> . . .
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> Commission members wanted a relaxed format that included time for unpredictable questioning and challenges between the two vice-presidential candidates. On Wednesday, the commission unanimously rejected a proposal sought by advisers to Ms. Palin and Senator John McCain of Arizona, the Republican presidential nominee, to have the moderator ask questions and the candidates answer, with no time for unfettered exchanges. Advisers to Mr. Biden say they were comfortable with either format.
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> . . .
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> [http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/us/politics/21debate.html?\_r=1&hp&oref=slogin](http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/us/politics/21debate.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin)

They’ve finally seen this dumbshit in action and they are really terrified.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/126 "2008-09-21T01:00:42Z")

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> [@Shayna](#):
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> Aaaaaaand she’s being protected in the debates now! They’ve finally seen this dumbshit in action and they are really terrified.

Well now, you can’t really expect her to have to defend her positions, can you? I mean, defending yourself means that you would actually have to be able to think on your feet or have, you know, a knowledge base to draw upon.

Knowing how Biden is, he’ll probably ignore the rules anyway and insist on an answer to his questions, the cad.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/127 "2008-09-21T01:22:22Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> [nitpick]
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> While it would not surprise me to find that Gov. Palin is a strict disciplinarian, I think the word you’re looking for here is **marionette**.
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> [/nitpick]

I wish that were true. I sense she has some kind of Bush thing that god picked her for this time. She will do what she believes is gods work.  
She ought to go to a monastery. She is close to possibly being president. I am so ashamed. She runs roughshod over her lowly workers. Fires any one who has made the mistake of not agreeing with her or politically backing her.

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/128 "2008-09-21T02:03:13Z")

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I predict that by the time the VP debate ends, we will all be very familiar with the first name of the debate moderator.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/129 "2008-09-21T02:22:54Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Well now, you can’t really expect her to have to defend her positions, can you? I mean, defending yourself means that you would actually have to be able to think on your feet or have, you know, a knowledge base to draw upon.
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> Knowing how Biden is, he’ll probably ignore the rules anyway and insist on an answer to his questions, the cad.

Show no mercy, Joe. I want him to eat her alive and spit her back out.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/130 "2008-09-21T03:03:53Z")

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> [@Frostillicus](#):
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> I predict that by the time the VP debate ends, we will all be very familiar with the first name of the debate moderator.

In what respect, Frostillicus?

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/131 "2008-09-21T03:58:34Z")

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> [@Frostillicus](#):
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> I predict that by the time the VP debate ends, we will all be very familiar with the first name of the debate moderator.

Is it Gwen Gwen Gwen Gwen Gwen Gwen Gwen?

'Cause I love her.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/132 "2008-09-21T05:40:52Z")

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Was there a debate during the race for Alaska governor? How did she perform?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/133 "2008-09-21T14:50:39Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Was there a debate during the race for Alaska governor? How did she perform?

[For your viewing pleasure](http://gregransom.com/prestopundit/2008/09/sarah-palin-debates-tony-knowl.html).

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/134 "2008-09-21T15:27:54Z")

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> [@Shayna](#):
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> Aaaaaaand she’s being protected in the debates now! They’ve finally seen this dumbshit in action and they are really terrified.

Clearly an expectations-managing move – they want to make it look like she’s put in an “impressive performance” if she shows up and doesn’t soil herself on stage.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/135 "2008-09-21T15:37:36Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> if she shows up and doesn’t soil herself on stage.

Or even if she does: “This soiling was the direct result of exposure to the media and to Washington, particularly Senator Biden, to which Governor Palin had never before been exposed, and is exactly the sort of dirty politics and cronyism and corruption she will clean up when she and Senator McCain get elected.”

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**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/136 "2008-09-21T16:26:31Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Is it Gwen Gwen Gwen Gwen Gwen Gwen Gwen?
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> 'Cause I love her.

Me too.

What I hope happens is that Palin tries to get away with the “Gwens”, and is stopped with a stony “It’s Ms. Ifle to you, Governor.” Truly this would be awesome and I might pee in my pants a little.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/137 "2008-09-21T17:26:07Z")

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> [@you\_with\_the\_face](#):
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> Me too.
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> What I hope happens is that Palin tries to get away with the “Gwens”, and is stopped with a stony “It’s Ms. Ifle to you, Governor.” Truly this would be awesome and I might pee in my pants a little.

I wonder if we’ll see the curl-up-in-a-ball-please-approve-of-me body language from the “Charlie” chronicles, or the hair-down-you-like-me-you-really-like-me body language from the Hannity “interview”.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/138 "2008-09-21T18:18:15Z")

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Since our mods seem to take umbrage at new Palin threads, I’ll tack this little tidbit onto this one.

Re: the Bridge to Nowhere: Seems that not only did Palin keep the 223 million dollars for this project, the road that was to feed the bridge was allowed to be built. The road, which cost our state $26 million, has just been completed. It goes from the Gravina Island airport in Ketchikan to the shore location where the bridge was going to be built. In other words, it’s a road to nowhere. It’s a total boondoggle, and I’d be curious to know if the contractor is one of her fundie buddies. Once again, she has lied by omission.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/139 "2008-09-21T20:30:30Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> the road, which cost our state $26 million, has just been completed. It goes from the Gravina Island airport in Ketchikan to the shore location where the bridge was going to be built.

At 3.2 miles, that’s a gravel road costing 8.1 million dollars a mile.  
In Wisconsin, they grade and build _asphalted_ all season roads for [$303,000](http://74.125.45.104/search?q=cache:bFcG1W5OsA0J:www.co.clark.wi.us/SOPhotos/comp_planning/All_Season_Road_Construction.pdf+gravel+road+construction+cost&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=2&gl=us&client=firefox-a) a mile.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sarah-turns-opaque/463856/140 "2008-09-21T20:38:19Z")

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Well, its tougher in Alaska, hence, more expensive. No roads, for instance. Wolf attacks. Moose romanticly afflicted by road graders. Stuff.

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